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The Haiku Zone

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:11 pm

'Tis a haiku zone
Randomness is welcome here
Sanity is not
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"When in doubt, meow it out!"- Bex Taylor-Klaus
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Matthew Notch » Wed May 01, 2013 5:27 am

Hasidic ursine
Full of dissenting concepts
Eric the Bear Jew

Extraordinary
A man, just not the Batman
Typical Michael

Two oversized cheeks
An unfortunate defect
Poor Butt Chocolate

The king of the trolls
An art not many master
Eternauta has.

By night, a fierce friend.
And by day, she writes gay porn.
Eyebrows of Orange.

A rat in a cage
A friend! And maybe, dinner
JamesT is homeless

No one likes this guy
He says he's nice, but really?
JugularNotch SUCKS

The great Bulbasaur.
While I don't watch Pokemon...
I know Tesseracts.

A fish that plays harp?
Or a harp that's querulous?
Our schizoid leader.

Perhaps I forgot
It's hard to keep track, you know.
But I still love you!
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It's Dangerous to Go Alone


"I desperately want Jiggery Pokery now."-- Pikajew

"I do feel that if she happens to favour attractive, successful, intelligent men I will be at a disadvantage."--Anglerphobe

"I have a beautiful sphincter and Mexico is gonna pay for it."--Kate
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Lindvaettr » Wed May 01, 2013 6:51 pm

I can't believe Notch
He did not write one 'bout me
I won't forgive him
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed May 01, 2013 8:08 pm

Patiently I wait
Silently behind the trees
Harshly I'll maul them
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Overlord Moo » Wed May 01, 2013 8:11 pm

Lindvaettr wrote:I can't believe Notch
He did not write one 'bout me
I won't forgive him


I concur, Lindvae.
What the hell Notch? I thought what
We had was special!
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6:54 Bert: Moo is so cool he wishes he could be someone else just so he could better understand what it is like to live in a world with Overlord Moo in it
9:46:06 PM GG If Moo goes oh my I know it means bad
<Strant> wig+wonderbra+Strant=Deeno
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Australia » Thu May 02, 2013 12:59 am

I solemnly swear
To dessimate everything.
I'm Australia
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby JamesT » Thu May 02, 2013 1:17 am

Sometimes I quite miss
Filtering poisons in food
My liver is gone
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby JamesT » Fri May 03, 2013 3:56 pm

People have to post
More haikus right now, damn it
I want to read them.
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Matthew Notch » Fri May 03, 2013 6:51 pm

Well let's see...

On the big bassoon
Malos shows off his great skills
With long, large woodwinds

Obsessed with bare chests
But she has great taste in bands.
Cold shower, Glassjaw

I must, as penance
(For failing Overlord Moo)
Eat a bag of dicks.

She wears her at night
A throwback to eighties songs?
Sunglasses is OLD

Hey, what is this, now?
The sexiest chair ever!
My naked girlfriend

A real sweet lady
Named after a creepy dude
WHYYYY, Zeke the Plumber?

We all give green thumbs
But if giving them was war
Dottoe would conquer.

I've got this feeling
Gash could surely kick my ass
Gash... don't kick my ass.

All right! Round two done.
I guess the folks I forgot
C an J ust wait once more.
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"I desperately want Jiggery Pokery now."-- Pikajew

"I do feel that if she happens to favour attractive, successful, intelligent men I will be at a disadvantage."--Anglerphobe

"I have a beautiful sphincter and Mexico is gonna pay for it."--Kate
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Overlord Moo » Fri May 03, 2013 9:52 pm

JugularNotch wrote:I must, as penance
(For failing Overlord Moo)
Eat a bag of dicks.


It is O.K., Notch.
Do not eat those dicks; just ride
Eternauta's cock.
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6:54 Bert: Moo is so cool he wishes he could be someone else just so he could better understand what it is like to live in a world with Overlord Moo in it
9:46:06 PM GG If Moo goes oh my I know it means bad
<Strant> wig+wonderbra+Strant=Deeno
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Overlord Moo » Fri May 03, 2013 10:06 pm

There is lots of rain.
The rain falls mostly in Spain.
It falls on the plain.
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6:54 Bert: Moo is so cool he wishes he could be someone else just so he could better understand what it is like to live in a world with Overlord Moo in it
9:46:06 PM GG If Moo goes oh my I know it means bad
<Strant> wig+wonderbra+Strant=Deeno
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Dottoe » Fri May 03, 2013 10:15 pm

I totally give a normal amount of thumbs. I accuse you of libel.

Off to the court house,
For ruining my good name,
May Harp find you guilty.



<3
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby LaoWai » Sun May 05, 2013 12:20 pm

I took a taxi.
The driver's name was funny.
It was 龙丁东.

That is in hanzi.
The pinyin is funnier.
It reads, "Long Ding Dong."
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It's always in the last place you look for it, unless you're the kind of person who keeps looking for it after you've found it.
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Glassjaw Girl » Sat May 11, 2013 9:01 am

Kate's red hair is so
Amazing that I want to
Dye my hair blue now.

Or perhaps blue is
Far too unconventional?
Better stick to black.


These suck but, to quote saintmaikeru from Cracked, "Yeah I know, not everyone has the GIFT, but at least I still LIFT."
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Re: The Haiku Zone

Postby Matthew Notch » Sat May 11, 2013 9:09 am

Your haiku was fine
Though I just might be biased
Since I think you're cool.



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"I do feel that if she happens to favour attractive, successful, intelligent men I will be at a disadvantage."--Anglerphobe

"I have a beautiful sphincter and Mexico is gonna pay for it."--Kate
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