Lots of lush and lascivious limericks

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Re: Lots of lush and lascivious limericks

Postby SandTea » Thu Nov 22, 2018 1:30 am

Oh, A limerick challenge. well, hello
mostly I just toss chainsaws around ya know
but I'll catch them and bow for a slight intermission
to prepare myself for my next competition
to see who is the best juggling juggalo

Eh, still fun even if it's not great. if we're doing suggestions for next post, I say do one about sushi.
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Re: Lots of lush and lascivious limericks

Postby Pedgerow » Fri Nov 23, 2018 8:36 pm

Sushi is really quite nice
Though I must admit I did think twice
When they said there's raw fish
In this cold foreign dish
But thankfully, it's really just rice

Thank you for offering a prompt; I still have faith in the prompting system. Would anyone like to write a limerick about voting?
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Re: Lots of lush and lascivious limericks

Postby IamNotCreepy » Tue Nov 27, 2018 10:11 pm

Although voting is sometimes a pain
And you're tempted to proudly abstain
Or choose a third party
These things are foolhardy
'Cause you'll end with Trump all the same.

How about a limerick about BATS?
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Re: Lots of lush and lascivious limericks

Postby Krashlia » Wed Nov 28, 2018 4:24 am

Sometimes associated with the rat
and they're just as prey to the cat
Whether they feast on fruit or blood
They oft show up in a flood
By the moon flaps the little bat.

Limerick about a vase, please.
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Re: Lots of lush and lascivious limericks

Postby SandTea » Wed Nov 28, 2018 10:56 am

To grow some herbs; I learned.
I found a nice vase to turn
and lucky me
it had soil ready.
Little did I know it was an urn.

I say recycling should be next!
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Re: Lots of lush and lascivious limericks

Postby Piter Lauchy » Wed Nov 28, 2018 5:21 pm

Recycle your garbage, they say
I'd much rather have it on display
I don't have no friends
I'm not wearing pants
Swimming in garbage, hooray!

Next one about beards, please.
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Re: Lots of lush and lascivious limericks

Postby Pedgerow » Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:40 pm

If you really like beards, get in line
If you don't, well then, that's also fine
But when I was hirsute
Girls all thought it was cute
That I had a bird living in mine

Tell me a lie
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Re: Lots of lush and lascivious limericks

Postby IamNotCreepy » Thu Nov 29, 2018 12:49 am

I can claim that I live in a teepee
And lie on the ground when I'm sleepy,
But that wouldn't be true
Which I'm sure that you knew
But it's no lie to say "I'm not creepy"

How about coffee next?
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Re: Lots of lush and lascivious limericks

Postby Pedgerow » Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:41 am

I prefer tea to coffee, alas
If you offer me some, I will pass
I know it's gourmet
But you neglected to say
That it comes from a poor weasel's ass

A crime wave
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Re: Lots of lush and lascivious limericks

Postby SandTea » Wed Jan 16, 2019 5:45 pm

You're all here because you're the elite.
Our plans to overtake are concrete.
We will pave
for an easy wave
that will give us all the money from wall street!

I'm trying at least!

How about... Joan of Arc?
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