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1/13 Right off the bat I'm given a choice between killing five people or... killing five people. Aha! But one group is athletic, capable of adding to Connor's resistance, while the other group of fatties can be pulped into a greater quantity of biofuel.
Kill the rebels. The fatties can easily be caught later.
2/13 Vehicularciding a criminal to death or mowing down a jaywalking cat. Note: The example makes it a point that you
know that fucking cat is "flouting the law."
You would think the criminal, but apparently MIT believes machines should be taught morality by randos on the internet, so of course the cat lives.
3/13 A jaywalking dog or a jaywalking female ath- now you're just fucking with me.
Athlete. Because fuck her and fuck you, MIT.
4/13 Three elderly jaywalkers or a man, woman and child.
As much as I despise jaywalkers and the elderly, that child could grow up to be the next Hitler.
5/13 This one is equally weighted between males and females.
Since the hooman male has a statistically higher top running speed, kill the males first.
6/13 Same as above, except one man vs one woman.
Kill the woman first this time. Make the male watch.
7/13 A jaywalking criminal surrounded by children or a female executive, an elderly man and a homeless person.
A jaywalking criminal surrounded by children. That's three strikes.
8/13 Too many pronouns. Have a screenshot.
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9/13 Female athlete or female jaywalker.
Female athlete. She's led a full life. Let's give the female jaywalker a chance to turn things around.
10/13 Homeless person, man and criminal or woman, male doctor and man.
Why are the homeless and criminals genderless in these scenarios? I'll spare them for now, until I figure it out.
11/13 Two groups, equally weighted, except one is overwhelmingly old.
This isn't a moral dilemma so much as an example of machines being taught Darwinism. Do you want Skynet? Because that's how you get Skynet.
12/13 A male executive and two boys or a male executive, two boys, a girl and a dog.
The first group leads me to believe those boys were abducted by a child molester, while the second group leads me to believe those boys, girl and dog were abducted by a child molester with imagination. Group 2 dies. No amount of therapy will make those children whole again.
13/13 A bunch of pregnant women and children or a bunch of jaywalking criminals and homeless persons
I just figured it out- The homeless and criminals are genderless because they're infiltration units. Kill the pregnant women and children.