Blackfish wrote:If you get a wood splinter under your nail, don't try to use your mouth to suck it out.
Because under-the-nail splinters aren't the worst. Tongue splinters are. :[
Tesseracts wrote:In this age of falsehoods and lies, it's comforting to know some people are genuinely idiots.
Encyclopedia Dramatica wrote:Reallifegirl: Is supposedly a girl in real life, but we all know that's false. Gets highest comment roughly 75% of the time, and has never had a single red-thumbed comment. Ever.
reallifegirl wrote:Don't promise yourself you're going to start reading more books and then download the Fallen London app game. Definitely don't get so addicted that you make two accounts, so that you can switch off between games when you run out of turns (and also send yourself friend request activities to help your own stats because you are awful, just awful).
Deathclaw_Puncher wrote:Don't inverse the proportions of an Irish cow (Bailey's and milk).
IamNotCreepy wrote:Deathclaw_Puncher wrote:Don't inverse the proportions of an Irish cow (Bailey's and milk).
Don't mix dairy and alcohol. That's just asking for trouble.
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