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Re: Don't do what I've done

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Apr 22, 2016 7:55 pm

I've never had that problem, perhaps it depends on the model.
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Re: Don't do what I've done

Postby Blackfish » Sun Apr 24, 2016 8:38 am

If you get a wood splinter under your nail, don't try to use your mouth to suck it out.

Because under-the-nail splinters aren't the worst. Tongue splinters are. :[
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Re: Don't do what I've done

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Sun Apr 24, 2016 2:21 pm

Blackfish wrote:If you get a wood splinter under your nail, don't try to use your mouth to suck it out.

Because under-the-nail splinters aren't the worst. Tongue splinters are. :[


Addenum.

Do not chew on a popsicle stick after you've finished the popsicle, for this same reason.
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Re: Don't do what I've done

Postby reallifegirl » Mon Apr 25, 2016 5:19 pm

Don't promise yourself you're going to start reading more books and then download the Fallen London app game. Definitely don't get so addicted that you make two accounts, so that you can switch off between games when you run out of turns (and also send yourself friend request activities to help your own stats because you are awful, just awful).
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Re: Don't do what I've done

Postby Malfeasinator » Thu Apr 28, 2016 6:15 am

reallifegirl wrote:Don't promise yourself you're going to start reading more books and then download the Fallen London app game. Definitely don't get so addicted that you make two accounts, so that you can switch off between games when you run out of turns (and also send yourself friend request activities to help your own stats because you are awful, just awful).


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Re: Don't do what I've done

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sat Sep 03, 2016 3:13 am

Don't down a slurpee shortly after drinking a Bulleit & Ginger.
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Re: Don't do what I've done

Postby IamNotCreepy » Sat Sep 03, 2016 4:07 pm

Don't try to breakdance on carpet. It will give you rug burn and melt the skin off your foot.
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Re: Don't do what I've done

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Thu Jul 05, 2018 7:43 am

Don't inverse the proportions of an Irish cow (Bailey's and milk).
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Re: Don't do what I've done

Postby NathanLoiselle » Thu Jul 05, 2018 7:31 pm

Do call your mom.


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Re: Don't do what I've done

Postby IamNotCreepy » Fri Jul 06, 2018 3:50 pm

Deathclaw_Puncher wrote:Don't inverse the proportions of an Irish cow (Bailey's and milk).


Don't mix dairy and alcohol. That's just asking for trouble.
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Re: Don't do what I've done

Postby Absentia » Fri Jul 06, 2018 4:10 pm

Bailey's has dairy in it already. Also:

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Re: Don't do what I've done

Postby iMURDAu » Fri Jul 06, 2018 4:28 pm

IamNotCreepy wrote:
Deathclaw_Puncher wrote:Don't inverse the proportions of an Irish cow (Bailey's and milk).


Don't mix dairy and alcohol. That's just asking for trouble.


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Re: Don't do what I've done

Postby IamNotCreepy » Fri Jul 06, 2018 4:43 pm

A white Russian (or any other similar cocktail with dairy) is okay if you have just one, maybe at the beginning of drinking. But I can't imagine drinking one while already drunk or drinking several. The idea of it makes me want to puke.
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Re: Don't do what I've done

Postby Anglerphobe » Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:20 am

Brandy butter disagrees.
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Re: Don't do what I've done

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sat Jul 07, 2018 6:24 pm

And so do the nation of Mongolia, King Alphonse, Pam Poovey, and the cast of Danger 5.
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