Absentia wrote:I was ready for the part where you open the thing up and realize it tastes like shit. All you need is a fine strainer and a new stopper.
May I ask what brand of whisky this is? I work in the liquor business but I don't like Scotch, so I'm always looking for tidbits of information I can use to pretend that I know what I'm talking about.
Piter Lauchy wrote:Pedgerow, do you have a blog or something? Between this and that godawful joke the other day I get the impression that I really like your writing style. Please write more for my enjoyment. Write, knave!
The Oatmeal wrote:Live life passionately and love everyone like they are family, because Jesus is always with you. Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He'd hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He'd windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee's knees. [...]
Praise Jesus, especially when it's sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
Crimson847 wrote:In other words, transgender-friendly privacy laws don't molest people, people molest people.
(Presumably, the only way to stop a bad guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law is a good guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law, and thus transgender-friendly privacy law rights need to be enshrined in the Constitution as well)
Piter Lauchy wrote:1. Are you still into anime or was it indeed just a phase?
2. Any new genres besides dubstep that the 2010s had to offer thus far?
george19 wrote:Hey,
I have a query like Does the entire house needs to be treated or can they just treat areas where I see termites?
please suggest me something I am a newbie to this forum.
Thank you in advance.
Zevran wrote:Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speeds can kill.
NathanLoiselle wrote:You should tent the entire house in a circus tent and then charge people to enter. That's what you need to know George. How to make money out of this entire termite situation.
Edgar Cabrera wrote:HOLY SHIT GUYS, IT'S DOGLOVINGJIM!!! HE'S HERE!!!
skoobadive wrote:It's the legendary DoglovingJim! Ohboy, this must be the greatest day of my life!
Cracked.com wrote:Initially, his interest in animals was "primarily a sexual attraction," but as he grew older, he also "developed the emotional attraction." We guess we could call what Jim does ... dog-lovin'
Malfeasinator wrote:Fuck "The Great British Baking Show."
It's a boring old lady show for boring old ladies.
Tesseracts wrote:So I'm trying to write an AirBNB review now. I don't know how to write a review that is honest but still makes me look "reasonable."
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