The trick to handling little kids is to fill your pockets with candy and small fireworks and then hand both out like, well, candy.
The kids will love you and their parents will try to minimize their exposure to you. It's a win-win.
Zevran wrote:Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speeds can kill.
JamishT wrote:When she was like 3 or 4, I taught my niece how to say "cocaine" and "heroin".
My sister was very angry with me, so maybe don't take advice in this area from me.
Edgar Cabrera wrote:HOLY SHIT GUYS, IT'S DOGLOVINGJIM!!! HE'S HERE!!!
skoobadive wrote:It's the legendary DoglovingJim! Ohboy, this must be the greatest day of my life!
Cracked.com wrote:Initially, his interest in animals was "primarily a sexual attraction," but as he grew older, he also "developed the emotional attraction." We guess we could call what Jim does ... dog-lovin'
Tesseracts wrote:In this age of falsehoods and lies, it's comforting to know some people are genuinely idiots.
Tesseracts wrote:In this age of falsehoods and lies, it's comforting to know some people are genuinely idiots.
BROWNRECLUSE wrote:Michigan.
Zevran wrote:Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speeds can kill.
Edgar Cabrera wrote:HOLY SHIT GUYS, IT'S DOGLOVINGJIM!!! HE'S HERE!!!
skoobadive wrote:It's the legendary DoglovingJim! Ohboy, this must be the greatest day of my life!
Cracked.com wrote:Initially, his interest in animals was "primarily a sexual attraction," but as he grew older, he also "developed the emotional attraction." We guess we could call what Jim does ... dog-lovin'
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