by Anglerphobe » Fri Jul 17, 2015 8:01 pm
When my cat is on something, I hold a finger in front of his nose to get his attention, then move it up and over his head until he tries to catch it with his paws and is easily knocked backwards off his perch with a push from my other hand. I don't know how he hasn't rumbled this routine yet.
Edit: You might get bitten if your reflexes aren't very sharp.
"Tusser, they tell me, when thou wert alive,
Thou, teaching thrift, thyselfe couldst never thrive.
So, like the whetstone, many men are wont
To sharpen others, when themselves are blunt."
Anyone who has any kind of opinion fucking disgusts me.