Anglerphobe wrote:We can carry knives, but only if we have a proper reason to do so rather than explicitly as a weapon. Knives with "a folding blade of 3 inches or less" are not restricted.
*stabs Anglerphobe with his 3 1/2" non-folding knife.*
Anglerphobe wrote:We can carry knives, but only if we have a proper reason to do so rather than explicitly as a weapon. Knives with "a folding blade of 3 inches or less" are not restricted.
Tuli wrote:I got a very silly phonecall the other day. I picked up with my usual greeting in Estonian of "Hello, *nameofcompany*" and this is the conversation that follows:
- Hello, do you speak English?
- Yes, hello.
- I want to speak to your manager.
- Sorry, my manager is not here at the moment, would you like to leave a message?
- No, I want to speak to your manager.
- Well, as I said-
- Give me your manager.
- The manager is not here. I could give you her office phone number...
- Yes, give me the number. *Some mumbling on the other end* Your manager should be a man.
- No, my manager is a woman.
- *More mumbling* It should be a man.
- ...are you aware that you have called *** fitness club?
- *some more mumbling in unidentifiable language on the other end* Okay, thanks. Bye. *Click*
And this whole conversation could have been so much shorter if the rude-ass on the other end had supplied or asked for any identifying information to begin with, instead of just steamrolling me with "I want your manager" over and over again. :roll: Manners: they apparently exist for a reason!
Encyclopedia Dramatica wrote:Reallifegirl: Is supposedly a girl in real life, but we all know that's false. Gets highest comment roughly 75% of the time, and has never had a single red-thumbed comment. Ever.
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Encyclopedia Dramatica wrote:Reallifegirl: Is supposedly a girl in real life, but we all know that's false. Gets highest comment roughly 75% of the time, and has never had a single red-thumbed comment. Ever.
reallifegirl wrote:The kitchen at work is flooded with the smell of rotting cheese.
It's pretty clear it's coming from the fridge, somewhere in the pile of forgotten lunches. No one seems to know which food in particular is the culprit. (I swear it's not me.) All we know is that there is literally a wall of air by the kitchen that, as soon as you step through it, floods your nostrils with the decay smell. And if you grab something out of the fridge, your hands will smell of it, too, so everyone is constantly washing their hands.
Weirdly, this started very suddenly yesterday -- Tuesday, everything was fine, and then Wednesday happened and the kitchen was a war zone.
Our office manager has sent out an email saying he's cleaning out the fridge tomorrow morning, but it's still super bizarre that it's gotten so bad that everyone is avoiding the one break room on our floor out of sheer overwhelming disgust.
IamNotCreepy wrote:reallifegirl wrote:The kitchen at work is flooded with the smell of rotting cheese.
It's pretty clear it's coming from the fridge, somewhere in the pile of forgotten lunches. No one seems to know which food in particular is the culprit. (I swear it's not me.) All we know is that there is literally a wall of air by the kitchen that, as soon as you step through it, floods your nostrils with the decay smell. And if you grab something out of the fridge, your hands will smell of it, too, so everyone is constantly washing their hands.
Weirdly, this started very suddenly yesterday -- Tuesday, everything was fine, and then Wednesday happened and the kitchen was a war zone.
Our office manager has sent out an email saying he's cleaning out the fridge tomorrow morning, but it's still super bizarre that it's gotten so bad that everyone is avoiding the one break room on our floor out of sheer overwhelming disgust.
It's a shame Hate Week is over -- there are just so many good jokes that could be made here. Have you considered becoming an enemy on a semi-permanent basis?
Encyclopedia Dramatica wrote:Reallifegirl: Is supposedly a girl in real life, but we all know that's false. Gets highest comment roughly 75% of the time, and has never had a single red-thumbed comment. Ever.
Zevran wrote:Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speeds can kill.
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