by Overlord Moo » Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:03 am
*Pulls out paper*
Ahem!
Dear [ASHIREFORBAGGINS],
Congratulations on surviving another year on this spinning blue death-ball we call "Earth." You've just completed the victory lap around the sun from your [19th] birthday, and have already started on the next one, you go-getter you! We here at TCS would like to give you a present on this, your most special day: one (1) gift certificate to... The Cracker Barrel!* It is legal tender at all Cracker Barrel locations. Don't spend it all in one place.
Sincerely,
The Comment Section
*The Comment Section is will mail your gift certificate to you at our earliest convenience.
6:54 Bert: Moo is so cool he wishes he could be someone else just so he could better understand what it is like to live in a world with Overlord Moo in it
9:46:06 PM GG If Moo goes oh my I know it means bad
<Strant> wig+wonderbra+Strant=Deeno