So first off, my pretties, go over here:
http://www.soundcloud.com
And make an account real fast. It's free! Okay, now that you've confirmed your email and stuff, go click the "Upload" button.
Now you'll see this screen. Do you have a mic in your computer? You probably do. Go ahead and click that orange "Rec" button, and you can record right into the computer.
Now say something nice to the nice people! I want to hear your voice, because voices are lovely. Here, I'll even grant you the privilege of listening to mine:
By the way, to do ^that^ just copy and paste the address bar from when you finish uploading your recording in between the brand new SoundCloud brackets that phreestyle put together for us last night! It's just like embedding a YouTube video, so everybody except Ericthebearjew should have no troubles. Good luck kids!