The Oatmeal wrote:Live life passionately and love everyone like they are family, because Jesus is always with you. Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He'd hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He'd windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee's knees. [...]
Praise Jesus, especially when it's sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
Piter Lauchy wrote:TIL that this game exists and I am hereby officially requesting that the next Mafia game will be played in this style.
Zevran wrote:Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speeds can kill.
JamishT wrote:All this talk of wood and mulch is making me feel much more chipper!
52xMax wrote:*Face-palms*
Zevran wrote:Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speeds can kill.
sunglasses wrote:TIL that my credit score is no longer 600. ...or less which it was last time I had checked.
It's now in the 740s which explains all the credit card offers I've been getting lately. I only have the care credit...I wonder if I should actually get a credit card. Last time I had one I used it too much (partly because of the exhusband claiming that 100 bucks wasn't enough to live off of for two weeks-never mind I'm quite able to do so now if needed).
Zevran wrote:Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speeds can kill.
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