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Re: TIL

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Jul 14, 2014 5:34 pm

Apparently, there's such a thing as tyromancy, which is a fancy term for "divination" through cheese". Who'd've thought smoked gouda was omniscient?
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Re: TIL

Postby Qinglong » Mon Jul 14, 2014 6:15 pm

Well, that's just ridiculous. Everyone knows that only Swiss Cheese is God. You know. Because it's holy.


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Re: TIL

Postby Nullbert » Mon Jul 14, 2014 6:42 pm

Qinglong wrote:Well, that's just ridiculous. Everyone knows that only Swiss Cheese is God. You know. Because it's holy.


YES! I'VE MADE THE WORST PUN IN THE HISTORY OF TCS!


That's just... cheesy.

AH! YOU MADE ME MAKE AN EVEN WORSE PUN! WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?
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Re: TIL

Postby Jack Road » Mon Jul 14, 2014 6:56 pm

I'm lactose pun intolerant.
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Re: TIL

Postby Australia » Mon Jul 14, 2014 7:53 pm

Ugh, I camembert much more of this.
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Re: TIL

Postby Learned Nand » Mon Jul 14, 2014 7:56 pm

Australia wrote:Ugh, I camembert much more of this.

That was brielliant.

(Okay, I admit, mine gouda used some work).
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Re: TIL

Postby Jack Road » Mon Jul 14, 2014 8:07 pm

I'm gonna go get morbier while I wait for more cheese puns. I should tread caerphilly though, if I keep drinking like this, I am going to get livarot.
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Re: TIL

Postby sunglasses » Mon Jul 14, 2014 8:36 pm

Ericthebearjew wrote:Apparently, there's such a thing as tyromancy, which is a fancy term for "divination" through cheese". Who'd've thought smoked gouda was omniscient?


Yeah, you go by what the veins in the cheese say.

I'm serious. It's the same as if you use a rock for divination, you go by the cracks in the rocks.

Will you guys please stop backing away?
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Re: TIL

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Jul 14, 2014 8:37 pm

It appears I have created a meunster!
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Re: TIL

Postby Matthew Notch » Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:25 pm

Don't worry Eric, it's nacho fault. Queso what are we doing now that we've officially exhausted all our cheese puns? This is just making me bleu.
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Re: TIL

Postby Jack Road » Tue Jul 15, 2014 4:09 am

#foreverprovolone
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Re: TIL

Postby LaoWai » Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:43 am

Morbier...quite dry, Jack. These cheese jokes are really for the dogs...truly curworthy. Just reading them makes me feel pourly. I'd join in, but I'm drawing a blanco right now.
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Re: TIL

Postby Tesseracts » Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:46 am

Today I learned these things exist.
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Re: TIL

Postby Jack Road » Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:09 am

It is ok Lao, I also felt like I was whey over my head.
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Re: TIL

Postby Tesseracts » Mon Jul 21, 2014 5:14 am

TIL most fat people noticeably are fatter on the right side of the body. Can someone tell me why that is?
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