What news would crash the internet as we know it?

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Re: What news would crash the internet as we know it?

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Feb 26, 2016 7:32 pm

Donald Trump breaks into Oval Office, refuses to leave unless made President.

Iowa Senator Joni Ernst's Electoral Reform Bill passes despite veto, hog castration is now the only qualification for any elected office.

Bernie Sanders comes out as Waldorfkin, declares Otherkin Rights to be the nation's #1 Priority.
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Re: What news would crash the internet as we know it?

Postby mancityfooty » Sat Feb 27, 2016 8:28 pm

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Re: What news would crash the internet as we know it?

Postby Malfeasinator » Mon Mar 28, 2016 6:06 pm

Something something Donald Trump (whatever it is, wait a few days and it'll be true).
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Re: What news would crash the internet as we know it?

Postby JamishT » Tue Mar 29, 2016 6:04 am

President Obama and VP Biden
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Re: What news would crash the internet as we know it?

Postby Krashlia » Tue Mar 29, 2016 6:43 am

Half-life 3 release date announced.

Rebecca Sugar found dead

Pope Assassinated in (insert latin american country with major drug cartel and organized crime problem here).

South Korea and/or Japan has undergone a North Korean nuclear attack.

U.N. bans anime, cites CNN report.
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Re: What news would crash the internet as we know it?

Postby DoglovingJim » Tue Mar 29, 2016 6:49 am

War declared on the internet: Internationally shut down.


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Re: What news would crash the internet as we know it?

Postby FaceTheCitizen » Tue Mar 29, 2016 2:08 pm

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Re: What news would crash the internet as we know it?

Postby DoglovingJim » Tue Mar 29, 2016 2:21 pm

FaceTheCitizen wrote:Bernie Sanders lost.

Alternatively, Bernie Sanders won.

Shit, a fucking bird broke the Internet because it landed near Sanders, so at this point, Bernie Sanders anything.



Bernie Sanders military record discovered, ranked colonel.

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Re: What news would crash the internet as we know it?

Postby skooma » Tue Mar 29, 2016 10:33 pm

Krashlia wrote:Half-life 3 release date announced.



You're just screwing with me now. Next you'll bring up TES 6. No one will believe it enough to crash anything *sob*
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Re: What news would crash the internet as we know it?

Postby iMURDAu » Wed Mar 30, 2016 12:37 pm

Multiple studies confirm wi-fi signals cause birth defects.
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Re: What news would crash the internet as we know it?

Postby Krashlia » Wed Mar 30, 2016 2:40 pm

DoglovingJim wrote:
FaceTheCitizen wrote:Bernie Sanders lost.

Alternatively, Bernie Sanders won.

Shit, a fucking bird broke the Internet because it landed near Sanders, so at this point, Bernie Sanders anything.



Bernie Sanders military record discovered, ranked colonel.

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...so he took part in the Txhican peoples massacre and didnt even apologize? that monster is dead to me.
hillary 2016.
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Re: What news would crash the internet as we know it?

Postby TheSyrupNugget » Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:37 am

A campy 60s style Batman reboot being announced, starring Will Arnett as Batman, Michael Cera as Robin, and Adam West as Alfred.
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Re: What news would crash the internet as we know it?

Postby Malfeasinator » Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:55 pm

George R. R. Martin declares "fuck it, I'm done writing."
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Re: What news would crash the internet as we know it?

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sat Apr 02, 2016 12:16 am

Caesar's Legion Becomes Real Life Militia Started By /r/theredpill; Demands The Head of Anita Sarkeesian.

The US To Adopt A Gummy Peach Ring Standard For Its Currency.

Takumi Yanai Elected Prime Minister of Japan, Declares War On China, Korea, Russia, and the US.
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Re: What news would crash the internet as we know it?

Postby iMURDAu » Sat Apr 02, 2016 12:22 am

Dateline: Inauguration Day, 2017, Washington D.C.

Former POTUS Barack Obama stands up to give a speech congratulating the new POTUS while wearing a daishiki and waving a Kenyan birth certificate bearing his name. He ends the speech with a hearty Allahu Akbar.
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