iMURDAu wrote:Yes.
How can the executive producers of Preacher work John Wayne into the show?
They have several options. CGI would be the lazy way. Voodoo could work, but it involves killing chickens, which apparently is a problem in Hollywood.
Waiting for the zombie apocalypse could fuck-up some deadlines, though Wayne's gait has been cited as the inspiration behind many a zombie. "Bllllaaaarrru hhhmmmmn yaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhharglebarlge",
noted one famously reanimated corpse. It's the one on the left... no, not that one, the right of the left... why are you making this political? STOP IT, ZOMBIES! JUST... grrrrarrrgh, already!
While multiple producers have suggested dumping tons of cocaine on John Wayne's corpse, everyone knows such an approach works only on dead hookers (aka - escorts, after they're dead), and even then, only sometimes, and not usually after they've rotted a bit.
Hiring a real vampire to re-animate Mr. Wayne has been, reportedly, on the table, but coke-addled producers consider vampires unreliable, and when coke-addled producers nix something based on objections about 'reliability', you know it's real. They also thought the conversation was about Batman's alter-ego, which led to a focus-group protocol, which in-turn led to a coke binge, which led to nobody remembering what the whole thing was about, aside from remembering they were out of cocaine.
In the end, there are a few ways to go-about bringing John Wayne's corpse into the show. Everyone knows
where he's buried, so it's just a matter of putting the proper thinking into the project.
A quantum state of signature may or may not be here... you just ruined it.