they were clean when I left on Friday. I slept on the couch as it was. two days? that's not even close to a record for me.
oh, and Sat, I got the privilege of carrying the daughter upstairs to bed, since Joplin woman was tired.
I did feel honored.
Bert wrote:The best part of my job is fistfighting an 8 year old every day.
SilverMaple wrote:That's Maple, B.Sc, MLT to you.
Terry Pratchett wrote:The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
jbobsully11 wrote:EDIT: And I just got calls from two different people about a temp job at a company that I've applied to in the past, doing the same things I would've been doing those other times. I'm not entirely convinced that this company actually does anything.
next-day edit: I just got the job that I mentioned directly above. It's 6-10 weeks, unless they either hate my work or really like it. *goes outside to jump and scream like a normal, well-adjusted person*
Crimson847 wrote:In other words, transgender-friendly privacy laws don't molest people, people molest people.
(Presumably, the only way to stop a bad guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law is a good guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law, and thus transgender-friendly privacy law rights need to be enshrined in the Constitution as well)
The Oatmeal wrote:Live life passionately and love everyone like they are family, because Jesus is always with you. Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He'd hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He'd windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee's knees. [...]
Praise Jesus, especially when it's sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
Edgar Cabrera wrote:HOLY SHIT GUYS, IT'S DOGLOVINGJIM!!! HE'S HERE!!!
skoobadive wrote:It's the legendary DoglovingJim! Ohboy, this must be the greatest day of my life!
Cracked.com wrote:Initially, his interest in animals was "primarily a sexual attraction," but as he grew older, he also "developed the emotional attraction." We guess we could call what Jim does ... dog-lovin'
Crimson847 wrote:In other words, transgender-friendly privacy laws don't molest people, people molest people.
(Presumably, the only way to stop a bad guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law is a good guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law, and thus transgender-friendly privacy law rights need to be enshrined in the Constitution as well)
Tesseracts wrote:Thanks, but I don't celebrate New Years. People like me are cognizant of the passing of time on a daily, if not a continuous, basis. Hence, I have no need for such a holiday.
Edgar Cabrera wrote:HOLY SHIT GUYS, IT'S DOGLOVINGJIM!!! HE'S HERE!!!
skoobadive wrote:It's the legendary DoglovingJim! Ohboy, this must be the greatest day of my life!
Cracked.com wrote:Initially, his interest in animals was "primarily a sexual attraction," but as he grew older, he also "developed the emotional attraction." We guess we could call what Jim does ... dog-lovin'
DoglovingJim wrote:That's like the saddest thing I ever heard, you poor thing. But what about like, fireworks and stuff?
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