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Shit Said in IRC

Postby FaceTheCitizen » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:01 am

Post things said in IRC. Funny stuff, deep thinking stuff, or how you advocate dog fucking.

MattTheBuildawg: Tess what kind of music do you like? Any?
Tessearacts: sorry I wasn’t paying attention
GashTheStampede: she likes the screaming of motherless children
Tesseracts: I don’t know how to answer this question
Tesseracts: other than what gash already said
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Tesseracts » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:17 am

Eternauta on the subject of 1 4 3: "a purple dick expressing his love to pedobear while the Nothingness swallows Fantasia in the background"

JamesT on the subject of literature:
Tesseracts: all you have to do to get a book published these days is have a female protagonist who doesn't know what the hell she is doing with her life
rickmcslick: budWEISER
JamesTee: iits true
rickmcslick: like $45
Cobra-D: without looking like idiots anyway
Kate85: So you write about me...
Kate85: that's really fucking boring.
Tesseracts: yep
typical_michael: just make it sexy
Tesseracts: 50 shades of gantler
JamesTee: MAry Suelizabeth wandered aimlessly through her life before meeting a dark and mysterious penis
typical_michael: and look at the video trojanman posted.
Tesseracts: jt that is great
typical_michael: it doesnt get sexier than that
Tesseracts: publish it
JamesTee: the penis solved all her problems and made her feel alive
typical_michael: just a floating disembodied penis
typical_michael: that will sell a million copies
JamesTee: that sparkles in the moonlight
Cobra-D: penis, penis, penis, penis
typical_michael: and...wears sunglasses?
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby malosaires » Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:29 am

Relating to a question about India, and clarification that we're talking about people from India
cjlind6436: Eastern Indians, some people call them.
cjlind6436: Or "Dot Indians" if you're super racist.
HarpingCarp Who people?
HarpingCarp I've never heard that
cjlind6436: I've heard people say that, here.
cjlind6436: Because we have American Indians, too.
cjlind6436: So we need to differentiate.
gregfrankenstein I just hate the phrase "East Indian" because then it's like, Chris Columbus wins.
HarpingCarp ah
HarpingCarp yeah!
cjlind6436: Actually.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby JamesT » Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:27 pm

We're all disgusting:

04:22:39: <typical_michael> people juice wont ever not sound gross
04:22:46: <typical_michael> but girl-juice sounds worse
04:22:48: <typical_michael> so, theres that
04:22:53: <lachaise> true
04:22:57: <JamesTee> man juice
04:23:05: <typical_michael> ok thats worse
04:23:08: <JamesTee> I win
04:23:08: <lachaise> You can't do much with the word juice, can you?
04:23:10: <JamesTee> yay
04:23:14: <JamesTee> I can
04:23:16: <JamesTee> love juice
04:23:20: <JamesTee> happy juice
04:23:26: <lachaise> that's not cool either.
04:23:26: <typical_michael> man moisture
04:23:29: <JamesTee> oh
04:23:29: <JamesTee> oh
04:23:32: <JamesTee> I found the worst one
04:23:36: <typical_michael> who wins now
04:23:37: <JamesTee> genital juice
04:23:37: <lachaise> moist is cheating
04:23:38: <typical_michael> bitch
04:23:46: <JamesTee> moist genital juice
04:23:49: <JamesTee> I win
04:23:53: <typical_michael> groooooosss
04:23:57: <JamesTee> I win the worst phrase ever award
04:24:15: <JamesTee> wooooooooo
04:24:18: JamesTee vomits
04:24:29: <typical_michael> yeah i dont want to try
04:24:49: JamesTee continues vomitting
04:25:01: <typical_michael> congrats jt, you win at the thing nobody wants to win at
04:25:12: <JamesTee> aint that just how it is
04:25:23: <typical_michael> its always the way
04:26:18: <typical_michael> moist male moisture i dont know, im reaching
04:26:58: <lachaise> moist wart
04:27:07: <typical_michael> thats turble
04:27:24: <typical_michael> i thought rebo was bad, but chairman is trying
04:27:47: <lachaise> I do what I can
04:28:02: <lachaise> I'm new to being gross, I migh need a bit more time
04:28:06: <lachaise> might
04:28:17: <JamesTee> do I still win
04:28:29: <typical_michael> \yeah i think
04:28:36: <JamesTee> yaaay
04:28:41: <typical_michael> you get to be the grossest. congratulations


There was more but it's even worse.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Typical Michael » Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:32 pm

I am not sure how I feel, now that I know I am being recorded. Is this legal?
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Rebo » Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:27 pm

Whoa whoa whoa, back up. You guys talked about People Juice without me present?! I'll never feel shame again.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby FaceTheCitizen » Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:34 pm

We all became MoldyPotatoSack.

MatthewNotch It's only a model
15:30 Maksangry You're all bunch of hippocrates
15:30 MechaMakzilla Everyone become MoldyPotatoSack, confuse HC!
15:30 MechaMakzilla HC
15:30 HarpingCarp holy shit I was about to ban you
15:30 MechaMakzilla you douche
15:30 *** typical_Eternauta is now known as MightyMaks
15:30 HarpingCarp I scrolled up
15:30 Maksangry If I want to fuck a dog, I'll fuck a dog
15:30 MechaMakzilla hey hc
15:30 MatthewNotch Wait
15:30 MechaMakzilla do you have a dog
15:31 MechaMakzilla i want to fuck it
15:31 MatthewNotch I tried to register Gen. Obvimaks
15:31 MechaMakzilla lol
15:31 MechaMakzilla lol
15:31 MatthewNotch And THAT was taken
15:31 HarpingCarp SuperMechaDeathMaks
15:31 HarpingCarp dammit.
15:31 *** Bertman is now known as BertimeanMaks
15:31 MightyMaks is it one of those fluffy ones?
15:31 MatthewNotch What the hell
15:31 jayman419 I think it was the period actually.
15:31 Maksangry You can't fuck it, faggot, because I'm fucking it
15:31 *** HarpingCarp is now known as SuperMechaDeathMaks
15:31 MightyMaks fur makes me hard
15:31 BertimeanMaks GAY STUFF
15:31 Maksangry Hippocrates
15:31 MatthewNotch Oh
15:31 MechaMakzilla FAGS
15:31 --- Kate85 is back
15:31 Kate85 WOw.
15:31 MightyMaks Democritus
15:31 *** MatthewNotch is now known as GeneralObvimaks
15:31 SuperMechaDeathMaks LOUDD VOICEES
15:31 Maksangry FAGS AND CIGARS
15:31 MechaMakzilla i hate women lol
15:31 GeneralObvimaks I'm so stoned
15:31 MechaMakzilla you know what about women
15:31 Kate85 You guys suck XD
15:31 BertimeanMaks CRACKED IS FOR FAGS
15:31 SuperMechaDeathMaks MoldyPotatoSack MoldyPotatoSack mak
15:32 MechaMakzilla kate
15:32 MechaMakzilla are you a woman
15:32 Kate85 I was like "WTF did MoldyPotatoSack do???"
15:32 Maksangry raperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperape
15:32 GeneralObvimaks all based on fear
15:32 MightyMaks man, I'm drinking £2.99 vodka
15:32 GeneralObvimaks pussy
15:32 SuperMechaDeathMaks penis.
15:32 MightyMaks for realsies
15:32 MechaMakzilla i hate women
15:32 SuperMechaDeathMaks MAAAKKS
15:32 *** GeneralObvimaks is now known as MatthewNotch
15:32 MechaMakzilla arabs are all terrorists
15:32 MatthewNotch I can't do it
15:32 MatthewNotch Kate's a lady
15:32 Maksangry gaaaaayyyy
15:32 MatthewNotch I have to be nice
15:32 MatthewNotch NICE
15:32 Kate85 XD
15:32 *** SuperMechaDeathMaks is now known as Maksimus
15:32 MightyMaks brown people smell
15:32 MechaMakzilla your a douche notch
15:32 *** BertimeanMaks is now known as Bertman
15:32 MatthewNotch That is true
15:32 MechaMakzilla fucking sandpeople
15:32 MatthewNotch Both things
15:32 Maksangry niceness are for pussies, fag
15:32 MatthewNotch hahahahaha
15:32 Maksimus Maximus!
15:33 Maksimus Maximus!
15:33 MightyMaks First!!!!111!!
15:33 MatthewNotch oh my go
15:33 MatthewNotch god
15:33 MechaMakzilla lol
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby malosaires » Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:31 am

tess quit. Now we have zero vaginas.
17:13 jayman419 boo
17:13 AngryAustralian thats sexist
17:14 AngryAustralian don't say that
17:14 IdesOfRebo no
17:14 IdesOfRebo its sexist to not have any vaginas
17:14 jayman419 I've a long history of fairness. I'm allowed to be sexist occasionally.
17:14 JamesT she would have wanted us to joke about vaginas
17:14 JamesT sheds a tear
17:14 AngryAustralian im gonna keep an eye on these vaginas just to make sure you're not attempting something awful
17:15 AngryAustralian i don't know who it will be, don't make me point my finger
17:15 IdesOfRebo do you think gash named himself after the vagina
17:15 jayman419 Again, I'm very fairl.
17:15 jayman419 fair even.
17:15 JamesT all this talk about vaginas is making me want some pizza
17:15 JamesT away pizza
17:15 --- JamesT is away (pizza)
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Tesseracts » Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:37 pm

Trying to make Kate look bad by quoting her out of context.

[12:33pm] cjlind6436: Yeah!
[12:34pm] cjlind6436: They didn't throw away slaves that didn't work.
[12:34pm] cjlind6436: They had the best ones reproduce more.
[12:34pm] Kate85: That'd be awesome
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Kate » Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:39 pm

Tesseracts wrote:Trying to make Kate look bad by quoting her out of context.

[12:33pm] cjlind6436: Yeah!
[12:34pm] cjlind6436: They didn't throw away slaves that didn't work.
[12:34pm] cjlind6436: They had the best ones reproduce more.
[12:34pm] Kate85: That'd be awesome
This is a lesson in replying promptly instead of waiting a minute...it's not nearly as funny as a delayed response in just the right place.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby JamesT » Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:42 pm

I'm a delicate flower and Tess will do my portrait justice:

03:57:55: <Tesseracts> jt i was just talking about you
03:58:02: <JamesTee> was it good or bad
03:58:04: <MatthewNotch> HA
03:58:05: <SunGlasses> ya, jamestee
03:58:07: <Tesseracts> and about how you said you would draw a picture and i stole your idea
03:58:09: <typical_michael> it was mostly bad
03:58:22: <Tesseracts> for woo and phree
03:58:25: <MatthewNotch> Tess is gonna draw your picture James
03:58:31: <MatthewNotch> That's what I gathered from this conversation
03:58:48: <Tesseracts> i didn't say that unless he is also woo
03:58:49: <cjlind6436> You can sample "woo" and "free" from different songs!
03:58:51: <JamesTee> michael dont play with me, my ego is as fragile as the morning dew
03:58:53: <MatthewNotch> I know you goof
03:59:08: <JamesTee> I dont even know what I was trying to say
03:59:16: <Tesseracts> haha
03:59:17: <JamesTee> what does as fragile as the morning dew even mean
03:59:21: <MatthewNotch> Sometimes you just throw that out, huh?
03:59:29: <cjlind6436> Tess, you should draw a picture of James drawing a picture of Phree and W00.
03:59:34: <MatthewNotch> Walk into the Taco Bell, and the cashier's like, "What'll it be?"
03:59:35: <Tesseracts> great idea
03:59:36: <JamesTee> you totally should
03:59:45: <Tesseracts> thats pretty meta
03:59:46: <MatthewNotch> And you're like, "MY EGO, IT IS SO BREAKABLE"
04:00:08: <Tesseracts> ill draw him covered in morning dew drawing woo and phree
04:00:24: <MatthewNotch> YES
04:00:26: <MatthewNotch> THAT
04:00:29: <MatthewNotch> Do THAT
04:00:29: <JamesTee> Im not gonna lie thats amazing
04:00:34: <MatthewNotch> Seconded
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Typical Michael » Sat Apr 27, 2013 3:02 am

22:00 Lindvaettr We were talking about something else, but then we started talking about sending people pictures of our willies.
22:00 Lindvaettr Oh, he's gone.

22:03 Lindvaettr Verily, dost thou gain vigor from viewing my schnitzel?
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby LaChaise » Sat Apr 27, 2013 11:46 am

Soundwave, whose real identity I will keep secret (for now), really likes naked chests.

12:40 Soundwave hey phree i'm interested in seeing what a 70-yr old's chest looks like
12:40 MatthewNotch You should tell me what story you want to hear
12:40 phree pulls chair closer
12:40 Soundwave tell me a story about your shirtless chest matthewnotch
12:40 lachaise is pulled closer
12:40 phree not chair, but chair
12:40 MatthewNotch haha
12:40 MatthewNotch I get it
12:40 lachaise Soundwave is in a kinky mood
12:40 MatthewNotch All three of you
12:40 lachaise I like that
12:40 MatthewNotch No doubt
12:40 MatthewNotch adds Soundwave to the "list"
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby LaChaise » Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:09 pm

Once you see it...


lachaise
JamesTee ha air band
lachaise I'm having the weirdest feeling right now. Don't you think the singer's profile looks a bit like david tennant's?
JamesTee huh
JamesTee it does
JamesTee weird
lachaise right?
JamesTee I cant unsee it
lachaise My girlfriend just punched me for saying that
lachaise She can't unsee it either
JamesTee dr who sings for journey!
lachaise Ain't that awesomely weird?
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Matthew Notch » Sat Apr 27, 2013 11:07 pm

LaChaise wrote:Soundwave, whose real identity I will keep secret (for now), really likes naked chests.

12:40 Soundwave hey phree i'm interested in seeing what a 70-yr old's chest looks like
12:40 MatthewNotch You should tell me what story you want to hear
12:40 phree pulls chair closer
12:40 Soundwave tell me a story about your shirtless chest matthewnotch
12:40 lachaise is pulled closer
12:40 phree not chair, but chair
12:40 MatthewNotch haha
12:40 MatthewNotch I get it
12:40 lachaise Soundwave is in a kinky mood
12:40 MatthewNotch All three of you
12:40 lachaise I like that
12:40 MatthewNotch No doubt
12:40 MatthewNotch adds Soundwave to the "list"



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