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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby CarrieVS » Fri Mar 09, 2018 5:25 pm

Dr. Ambiguous - Today at 16:22
Suck mew
I mean su0
Aup
I give sup
Jesus Christ
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Marcuse » Fri Mar 09, 2018 7:02 pm

CarrieVS wrote:
Dr. Ambiguous - Today at 16:22
Suck mew
I mean su0
Aup
I give sup
Jesus Christ


He still spells the name of the LORD correctly though.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby satan_n_stuff » Sun Mar 11, 2018 12:47 pm

Marcuse wrote:
CarrieVS wrote:
Dr. Ambiguous - Today at 16:22
Suck mew
I mean su0
Aup
I give sup
Jesus Christ


He still spells the name of the LORD correctly though.

That is not the name of the lord.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Tesseracts » Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:59 am

Tesseracts - Today at 2:45 AM
there is a stupid trend of extreme leftists using pokemon [as memes]
cmsellers - Today at 2:45 AM
Because whenever they leave their bubble they feel the need to fight?
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Mon Mar 19, 2018 8:25 pm

Again, edited to keep only the relevant stuff.

Face/Off - Today at 2:22 PM
Is Tess some kind of year-round Grinch?

Tesseracts - Today at 2:22 PM
Yes I am

Face/Off - Today at 2:22 PM
She sneaks into your home to steal your booze on St. Patrick’s Day
On Thanksgiving, she steals your turkey
But if you’re Native American, she steals your property instead
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby 52xMax » Wed Mar 28, 2018 12:01 am

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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:34 am

Ridley - Today at 1:09 AM
Benjamin Buttonstein also said that the government-run army should be dissolved every couple of years
or was is John Hanpenis

Grimstone - Today at 1:10 AM
every two years unless extended by congress or something probably
so congress just indefinitely extends it

52XMax - Today at 1:10 AM
Something about the blood of patriots and tyranosaurus
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby IamNotCreepy » Mon Apr 02, 2018 3:32 am

JamishT - Today at 4:33 PM
I prefer Demon Hunter, August Burns Red, and metalcore like that

52XMax - Today at 4:34 PM
August burns red sounds like a condition you might need to get treated by a doctor

JamishT - Today at 4:34 PM
But if you only have August Burns Blue, you're fine, you can recover from that at home

52XMax - Today at 4:36 PM
They're complementary. There's symptoms you can only get in the blue version and viceversa

52XMax - Today at 4:36 PM
If you want to have the full set you have to trade with someone that has the other version
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Mon Apr 02, 2018 10:33 pm

Discord screwed up the order of Tess's messages, which made for something funny.

Tesseracts - Today at 4:03 PM
I hope customs doesn’t screw up my bag

cmsellers - Today at 4:03 PM
That depends.
Did you make it easy to find your cocaine stash?

Tesseracts - Today at 4:05 PM
My friend asked me to buy it for him years ago
So I did
He can’t get it shipped to Canada
If they lose my Pokémon toy I’ll be upset
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Wed Apr 04, 2018 6:20 am

avi - Today at 12:17 AM
anyway, I have like six hours to sleep before I have to get up for columbia tomorrow

52XMax - Today at 12:18 AM
Trafficking coke, avi?

avi - Today at 12:18 AM
that'd be colombia
don't have that until june
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Mon May 07, 2018 6:43 am

DoglovingJim - Yesterday at 11:36 PM
Crap, this video is like 25 minutes long.
Ugh, she swears too much...
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Sun May 13, 2018 5:08 am

Strant [Mewchacho] - Today at 11:04 PM
There isn't much of an incentive to donate money to charity either but here we are
Though it does make sense to pay people for their blood
Don't get me wrong

Kate - Today at 11:05 PM
We already never run out of the stuff
Wellllllllll that's not entirely true.

52XMax - Today at 11:05 PM
You don't run out if they take it in measured quantities
You produce more

Strant [Mewchacho] - Today at 11:06 PM
She meant the blood banks
Not the human body
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Tue May 15, 2018 8:58 pm

Tesseracts - Today at 2:40 PM
men of any race are more likely to get shot

Dinomite - Today at 2:50 PM
If they dressed differently, maybe they wouldn't attract all those bullets

Kate - Today at 2:51 PM
Men go out of their way to attract attention from bullets, what did they expect?

Dinomite - Today at 2:52 PM
I mean, I'm not saying men are to blame, but I'm just saying, maybe they should wear some kevlar
No need to invite the bullets right in

Kate - Today at 2:52 PM
If men were more clear about not wanting to be shot, this wouldn't happen so much. But they send mixed signals.

Dinomite - Today at 2:53 PM
I'm sure some of these men might even have enjoyed shooting guns in the past, so, you know...
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Tesseracts » Wed May 23, 2018 7:40 pm

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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Paradox » Fri Jun 08, 2018 2:13 am

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