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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Sun Feb 18, 2018 3:27 am

DjiboutiDan - Today at 8:19 PM
someone had the brilliant idea to release an article about why the US should ban spanking
and predictably the comments section is full of high-rated posts claiming that if we spanked kids they wouldn't shoot up schools

cmsellers - Today at 8:22 PM
I think we should spank people who advocate spanking of children until they stop advocating it.
Unless those people are children themselves.
I ain't no hypocrite.

Facebowski - Today at 8:24 PM
I’d be okay with that, but only under the condition that we set up a safe word
The safe word can be “Thoughts and Prayers”. That way, thoughts and prayers can actually stop something
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Tesseracts » Mon Feb 19, 2018 3:16 am

Dr. Ambiguous - Today at 9:14 PM
Yeah
"don't be a bitch"
Dome
Dond
Dond
Fux
Fuck
Fuck everything fucking fuck foday
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby DinoVader » Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:13 pm

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<ToBeKateinued>a cloaca is an asshole the way that 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner is a shampoo.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Ladki96 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:03 am

6:17 am <kivutar> Poor Scarik, he just wanted to run a 3k game and we all go around making sex drama, giving our characters debilitating mental issues, and threatening to kill other party members out of boredom
6:18 am <Scarik> actually kivutar, that's all in the novel
[...]
6:21 am <kivutar> This is the most hilarious fucking game ever

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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby CommanderRidley » Sat Feb 24, 2018 6:21 am

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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Kate » Sat Feb 24, 2018 6:24 am

How many times do I need to tell you people.

Benjamin. Lafayette. Sisko.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby DoglovingJim » Sat Feb 24, 2018 6:26 am

CommanderRidley wrote:
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Picard lays unconscious imagining he is sailing an 18th century ship while Kirk makes love to his female crew members as Riker cheers on, Kirk wins.
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Edgar Cabrera wrote:HOLY SHIT GUYS, IT'S DOGLOVINGJIM!!! HE'S HERE!!!

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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby CommanderRidley » Sat Feb 24, 2018 6:32 am

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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby DoglovingJim » Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:50 pm

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Edgar Cabrera wrote:HOLY SHIT GUYS, IT'S DOGLOVINGJIM!!! HE'S HERE!!!

skoobadive wrote:It's the legendary DoglovingJim! Ohboy, this must be the greatest day of my life!

Cracked.com wrote:Initially, his interest in animals was "primarily a sexual attraction," but as he grew older, he also "developed the emotional attraction." We guess we could call what Jim does ... dog-lovin'
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby SilverMaple » Wed Feb 28, 2018 5:00 pm

Dino - Today at 9:58 AM
I love when kids' movies make me think of Kim Kardashian's ass
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:29 pm

SilverMaple wrote:Dino - Today at 9:58 AM
I love when kids' movies make me think of Kim Kardashian's ass

James and the Giant Peach?
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Tesseracts » Thu Mar 01, 2018 5:39 am

Van convo with no typos at all.
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Carp - Today at 11:36 PM
wait 1-2 inches is too large
like micro penis territory
Dr. Ambiguous - Today at 11:36 PM
Shush Carl, we're it talking about your pebis
Grimstone - Today at 11:36 PM
yeah, so ginormous clit is about the size of a micro then
Carp - Today at 11:36 PM
carl
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Carl.
Pumpkeen - Today at 11:36 PM
I am happy to report that I do not have a large clitoris
Dr. Ambiguous - Today at 11:36 PM
Damn typos
Carp - Today at 11:36 PM
pebis
Dr. Ambiguous - Today at 11:36 PM
YOU ATE NOW KNOW AS CARL THE PEBIS
Kate - Today at 11:37 PM
XD
CarlTheGreatPebis - Today at 11:37 PM
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby IamNotCreepy » Sun Mar 04, 2018 6:29 am

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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby IamNotCreepy » Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:10 am

Strant - Today at 10:08 PM
I mean literally everyone feels existential dread at some point in their lives
Or most people at least
Especially nowadays
There's a lot of time to think about your place in the universe
Anyone ever wanted to have sex with the Michelin man?
You know since we are talking anyways
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:59 pm

DoglovingJim - Today at 7:13 AM
"Happy female day"
To celebrate women's day be sure to give a lady of your choice a little smack on the butt.

NotCIAAgent - Today at 7:13 AM
Not female. Feperson.
Be inclusive.

DoglovingJim - Today at 7:14 AM
not feperson.
feper.
the son in person is sexist.

NotCIAAgent - Today at 7:14 AM
Feperdaughter

DoglovingJim - Today at 7:14 AM
Feperchick.
yes...
That's what they will be called.
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