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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby LaChaise » Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:06 pm

I HAD to know.

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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Kate » Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:44 am

By request, a couple of Jacopo's recipes are being posted for posterity. That way you know who to blame when they're secretly poison.

First, pesto:

Jacopo It's easy as hell. Just cram 1 cup of basil, 1 cup of olive oil, and 4 cloves of garlic into a blender.

Note from Kate: That's right. No pine nuts. That's how Sicilians do it; we save the pine nuts for throwing at ungrateful children. Also he recommends a magic bullet blender for that, if you need to know. Freeze whatever you don't use.

Then, pizza:

19:01 Jacopo for pizza...
19:01 Kate85 Nisi, get married, and then you'll get like four blenders.
19:01 Jacopo get tomatoes.
19:01 Jacopo (I recommend cherry tomatoes)
19:01 JamesT My whole family loves pizza so Im all ears... er eyes
19:01 Jacopo put them in a blender using at least 10 cherry tomatoes per pie.
19:01 *** Tesseracts quit (Client exited)
[b]19:01 Jacopo
add olive oil,
19:02 Jacopo sea salt, black pepper, crushed red pepper (if you like spicy), one clove of garlic, basil, parsley, oregano,
19:02 Jacopo blend.
19:03 Jacopo Spread over StoneFire naan bread
19:03 Jacopo http://stonefire.com/
19:03 Jacopo (It's better than any crust)
19:03 Jacopo grate a generous amount of fresh mozzerella over it,
19:03 Jacopo add toppings
19:03 Jacopo bake at 350 for about 20 min.
19:03 spicytaco I buy pizza dough from my local bakery...tis awesome
19:03 Jacopo good for one
19:04 Kate85 Hey wait a minute. This isn't Jacopo. This is a stonefire salesman. I'm on to you.
19:04 Jacopo Well, that's good too.

Or, if you don't like that format because you're a slacker like me, Get tomatoes (cherry are highly recommended; use at least 10 cherry tomatoes for every pizza), add olive oil, sea salt, black pepper, crushed red pepper (if you like spicy), one clove of garlic, basil, parsley and oregano. Blend. Spread over StoneFire naan bread. Grate a generous amount of fresh mozzerella over it, add toppings, and bake at 350 for about 20 minutes.

See guys? It's not all dick jokes, all the time. Just mostly.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Tesseracts » Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:31 am

Lindvaettr: I'm glad my dick doesn't fall off.
[9:27pm] Lindvaettr: That would be awkward.
[9:27pm] Kate85: I don't have a dick
[9:28pm] Kate85: but if I did
[9:28pm] Kate85: I would want it FIRMLY ATTACHED
[9:28pm] cOBRA-d: coould just keep it in a drawer
[9:28pm] Kate85: my husband says, "Tell them I think that it's hot foreplay. Then they'll understand why I'm with you."
[9:28pm] Kate85: I'm not sure what he means by that
[9:28pm] cOBRA-d: ......
[9:28pm] Kate85: I...really don't know what...
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Kate » Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:34 am

Tesseracts wrote:Lindvaettr: I'm glad my dick doesn't fall off.
[9:27pm] Lindvaettr: That would be awkward.
[9:27pm] Kate85: I don't have a dick
[9:28pm] Kate85: but if I did
[9:28pm] Kate85: I would want it FIRMLY ATTACHED
[9:28pm] cOBRA-d: coould just keep it in a drawer
[9:28pm] Kate85: my husband says, "Tell them I think that it's hot foreplay. Then they'll understand why I'm with you."
[9:28pm] Kate85: I'm not sure what he means by that
[9:28pm] cOBRA-d: ......
[9:28pm] Kate85: I...really don't know what...

I'd just like to add that this is the perfect followup to my above statement that "It's not all dick jokes."
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Kate » Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:58 am

Join us in the chat for some healthy sex ed.

21:56 rickmcslick everything i ever needed to know about cloning i learned from Jurassic Park
21:56 cOBRA-d and everyhting you learned about fucking a clone you learned here
21:56 cOBRA-d so there you go
21:56 rickmcslick actually that was mostly jurassic park too
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Typical Michael » Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:16 am

22:13: Kate85 My theme for tonight is apparently penises.
22:15:Tesseracts i am woefully ignorant about penis fencing.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Typical Michael » Tue Apr 30, 2013 5:10 am

00:02 Kate85 I'm learning a lot about sex and drugs tonight.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Kate » Tue Apr 30, 2013 6:59 am

Because he's awesome, that's why. He's the goddamn Typical Michael.

00:55 typical_michael im with my ladies, you fuck with kate and glasses and tess, you have a problem with me
00:55 typical_michael and i am stronger than you
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Tesseracts » Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:53 am

Kate85 wrote:Because he's awesome, that's why. He's the goddamn Typical Michael.

00:55 typical_michael im with my ladies, you fuck with kate and glasses and tess, you have a problem with me
00:55 typical_michael and i am stronger than you
This situation was not a joke by the way... somebody was being seriously terrible in IRC.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Typical Michael » Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:01 am

I just want anybody and everybody to know that I, we, will not accept abuse in the chat room. Jokes are fine but if anybody feels offended please PM me or another mod and we will take care of it.

NO ONE will be abused on my watch. And I am sure I speak for all the mods. We are here to have fun.

But we will take the swiftest action against abuse.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby LaChaise » Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:19 am

Nobody harms my harem. And you all are part of it.

The harem lacks eunuchs. 'Nuff said.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Glassjaw Girl » Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:40 am

Kate85 wrote:By request, a couple of Jacopo's recipes are being posted for posterity. That way you know who to blame when they're secretly poison.

First, pesto: lalala...

Then, pizza: lalala...

See guys? It's not all dick jokes, all the time. Just mostly.


Thanks for posting this, Kate! I make pesto the same way too, no pine nuts. Mostly because we don't have pine nuts here, just coconuts. I might try my hand at the pizza recipe too.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby w00 » Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:33 pm

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05:27   IncognitoRebo   guyz its my birthday
05:28   w00   happy b'day!
05:28   IncognitoRebo   ty
05:28   lachaise   happy birthday
05:28   phree   happy b'day
05:28   IncognitoRebo   31 for real now. fuck i feel old already.
05:28   w00   put your b'day into your profile at TCS and it'll make note on main page!
05:28   phree   punches for you
05:28   phree   pffffffffffft
05:28   w00   31?!? you punk
05:28   phree   old
05:28   phree   ha
05:29   w00   you barely graduated from diapers to bicycles
05:29   w00   whippersnapper
05:29   w00   get OFF my lawn
05:29   w00   and stay off *grumbles about youth today*
05:30   phree   when I was a boy.........mumbles something about no shoes and snow
05:30   IncognitoRebo   how old are you?
05:30   IncognitoRebo   also, crazy Canucks and Ozzies. Using international date settings.
05:31   phree   i was alve when men landed on the moon. Just
05:31   w00   I was alive when the moon looked down and saw men
05:31   w00   (almost)
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Typical Michael » Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:02 pm

I'm gonna have to make sure to wish Reba a happy birthday, before continuing to be his mortal enemy.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby JamesT » Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:06 pm

We should get him a cake. I'll pop out of it with a chainsaw.
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