by LaChaise » Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:28 pm
20:25 BarackObama I'm going to pick different lines from 50 Shades of Grey and read it to you.
20:26 BarackObama Jeez, I'm a quivering moist mess, and he hasn't even touched me
20:27 BarackObama “Suddenly, he sits up and tugs my panties off and throws them on the floor. Pulling off his boxer briefs, his erection springs free. Holy cow! … He kneels up and pulls a condom onto his considerable length. Oh no … Will it? How?”
20:27 BarackObama “Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”
20:35 BarackObama I like my women how I like my prisons of war. Bound and gagged, hidden from the public
"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV?"
"I'll die soon. But the last twenty minutes have been the best years of my life."