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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby HarpingCarp » Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:21 pm

*** Gash is now known as MorganFreeman
23:49 d-logan that was uncanny!
23:49 Kate85 Oh no
23:49 MorganFreeman You're reading this in my voice
23:50 d-logan Mr.Wayne
23:50 +++ lachaise has taken voice from MorganFreeman
23:50 JamesT you monster
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby LaChaise » Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:22 pm

20:19 MorganFreeman You're reading this in my voice
20:20 +++ lachaise has taken voice from MorganFreeman
20:20 JamesT you monster
20:20 lachaise I HAVE THE POWER
20:20 JamesT his voice is a national treasure
20:20 +++ Kate85 has given voice to MorganFreeman
20:20 MorganFreeman Penis nipples
20:20 JamesT THANK you.
20:20 Kate85 I saved us!
20:20 JamesT oh
20:20 JamesT thats...
20:20 JamesT not what I'd expect you to say, Mr. Freeman
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"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV?"

"I'll die soon. But the last twenty minutes have been the best years of my life."
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby LaChaise » Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:28 pm

20:25 BarackObama I'm going to pick different lines from 50 Shades of Grey and read it to you.

20:26 BarackObama Jeez, I'm a quivering moist mess, and he hasn't even touched me

20:27 BarackObama “Suddenly, he sits up and tugs my panties off and throws them on the floor. Pulling off his boxer briefs, his erection springs free. Holy cow! … He kneels up and pulls a condom onto his considerable length. Oh no … Will it? How?”

20:27 BarackObama “Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”




20:35 BarackObama I like my women how I like my prisons of war. Bound and gagged, hidden from the public
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby LaChaise » Wed May 01, 2013 4:40 am

Taking things out of their context really is the best.


05:38 sunglasses i didn't read 50 shades of mommy porn.
05:38 Jacopo haha
05:38 Jacopo I like that.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby LaChaise » Wed May 01, 2013 1:44 pm

Rebo fails to disappoint.


14:43 DrCorneliusPReboPHD probably its my strict policy of genocide
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Typical Michael » Wed May 01, 2013 2:54 pm

14:45 EveryoneOnThePlanet god DAMNIT Rebo.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby LaChaise » Wed May 01, 2013 3:02 pm

We need to organize a rescue mission for Dizzypunch, guys. Not only does he live in Australia, his mother is also a monster.


15:50 Dizzypunch I have never had nachos
15:50 Obscurist whaaaat
15:50 JamesTee gasp
15:50 Dizzypunch Lord strike me where i stand.
15:50 JamesTee gasps and drops his glass
15:51 JamesTee not even once??
15:51 Dizzypunch I haven't even had tacos.
15:51 Obscurist what
15:51 JamesTee faints
15:51 Obscurist o_o
15:51 lachaise Oh dear
15:51 Penguinetta this is why you need to learn to cook
15:51 JamesTee we need to get dizzy some nachos and tacos ASAP
15:51 lachaise Man, between that and your mom's cooking, I now know that you have *everything* to learn about cool food
15:51 Dizzypunch I suppose I have had nachos once if you count an unmelted cheese and sour cream that taste like water jalopy.
15:51 JamesTee we need to put together a care package of some sort
15:52 Penguinetta no, that does not count
15:52 Dizzypunch but I would like to think that doesn't count.
15:52 Penguinetta there is no counting in that
15:52 Obscurist Americanized Mexican food is where it's at
15:52 lachaise I'm ready to call child protection
15:52 JamesTee hands lachaise the phone
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Typical Michael » Wed May 01, 2013 3:32 pm

Soudwave got a little excited:

10:30 Soundwave transformer dick!!!
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Typical Michael » Thu May 02, 2013 3:51 am

Kate gets candid in the IRC:

22:37 Kate85 It's hard out there, trying to brave the world. Most people aren't even aware of DRCP disorder. It's not very easy to have a DRCP fun run.
22:37 Kate85 XD thanks. Now I just want to find other things that are DRCP.
22:38 Kate85 Database Resident Collection Pooling. I'm going to stick with Donkey Rabbit Cranberry Porn.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Kate » Thu May 02, 2013 3:53 am

Michael, it's not really fair to judge when you're my distributor.

22:42 typical_michael ok good so i can post your donkey rabbit cranberry porn
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby JamesT » Thu May 02, 2013 7:46 am

Strant makes some strange logical leaps:

19:19:21: <typical_michael> i dont set a bed time i usually just slump over for 3 or 4 hours
19:19:31: <Strant> ok it is about pedophilia
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby JamesT » Thu May 02, 2013 4:18 pm

Kate learns some valuable lessons:

08:15 JamesTee books are a gateway. First you're reading, then you're imagining and then BAM heroin
08:16 Kate85 That's what Reading Rainbow taught me.
08:16 Kate85 Drugs are fun.
08:16 Kate85 Take a look, it's in a book, heroin.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Lindvaettr » Thu May 02, 2013 8:04 pm

Notch, the master limricist.

14:01 MatthewNotch "I once wrote a limerick or two
14:01 MatthewNotch I might even write one for you
14:01 MatthewNotch But don't be offended
14:01 MatthewNotch If my meter is bended
14:01 MatthewNotch And my grammar is terrible and shitty too"
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Tesseracts » Thu May 02, 2013 11:22 pm

Kate85: There was a troll, his name was MoldyPotatoSack, he thought he was smart but he actually wasn't, he was just kind of annoying.
[6:19pm] Kate85: The end.
[6:19pm] GKs_EroticAcid: You must learn of it yourself.
[6:19pm] Tesseracts: KATE THAT IS BRILLIANT
[6:19pm] D-LOGAN: well that was okay Kate, coulda used a few car chases though
[6:19pm] w00t is now known as w00.
[6:19pm] D-LOGAN: maybe a vampire subplot
[6:19pm] Kate85: well thanks.
[6:20pm] MonsieurLaChaise: I am Lestat, or so I've heard.
[6:20pm] D-LOGAN: and the twist at the end could've been, it was mankind who was the real monster all along!
[6:20pm] MonsieurLaChaise: Is that enough of a vampire subplot?
[6:20pm] Gash: No, D-Logan, you are the demons
[6:20pm] w00 is now known as Guest60222.
[6:20pm] JamesTee: The twist is "to serve man" is a cookbook!
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Kate » Fri May 03, 2013 7:14 am

And some sort of noxious gas...

02:13 MatthewNotch Someone had Taco Bell for lunch
02:13 MatthewNotch The trash smells like old lettuce
02:13 MatthewNotch And regret
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