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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Thu Aug 17, 2017 9:25 am

Context: I was reading the comments on an Atlantic article and bitching about the stupidest ones.

cmsellers - Today at 3:07 AM
azt24 inteinte • 2 months ago
"I minored in history, to go along with my two graduate degrees. One graduate degree is in aerospace/ aeronautical engineering which is a 6 1/2 year university curriculum. My second graduate degree is in architecture which is a 9 1/2 year university curriculum. Both are STEM majors. I graduated Summa C-m Laude. I know my history well."
<...>
Also, why do conservatives feel the need to talk about their STEM degrees?

Strant - Today at 3:19 AM
STEM is the only real education
He's much more qualified than so called historians
You know why?
Because he knows aerospace engineering
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:51 am

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"As some of you know, my roommate is in detention with ICE. We have a lawyer and we're working with the NWIRP, but it looks like they may hold him for three months legally. We want to keep his room available for when he gets out, so we're looking to sublet the room ONLY for September and (possibly) October."
2017 everyone

cmsellers - Today at 8:50 PM
Remember when everybody said "2017 can't be as bad as 2016"?

Tesseracts - Today at 8:50 PM
i knew those people were wrong becuase this is the year the emoji movie is released
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Sat Aug 26, 2017 8:38 am

cmsellers - Today at 2:35 AM
Apparently some guy who worked as an aide for George Washington got ahold of all his notes.
And burned them.

avi - Today at 2:36 AM
lame

cmsellers - Today at 2:36 AM
So we wouldn't see him as a mere mortal.

avi - Today at 2:36 AM
yeah, they were probably all doodles of "Mr. George Hamilton <3"
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Sun Aug 27, 2017 5:07 am

avi - Today at 11:06 PM
anyway, the most basic command of the due process and equal protection clauses is that the government can't take action against someone solely because they don't like him
there has to be some objective reason for doing so
it's hard for me to reconcile that command with any notion of retributive justice

cmsellers - Today at 11:06 PM
So Trump can't lock Hillary up just because she seems like a crook?
What kind of system are we living in!?

Kate - Today at 11:07 PM
Not until the suicide notes are all matched to her handwriting
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Sun Aug 27, 2017 5:18 am

Sorry for the double post, but it's worth it:

Kate - Today at 11:13 PM
I used to support the death penalty when killers broke out of prison and killed again, or killed again in prison.
Basically "we can't contain you, so this is the only way to prevent you from killing again."
But then Jack Road convinced me that is unrealistic

<...>

Kate - Today at 11:16 PM
Because first off, how do you know that won't catch innocent people anyway, secondly how often does it happen that literally the only way to keep other people safe is killing a prisoner?

avi - Today at 11:16 PM
yeah, that does not seem like it would frequently occur

<...>

Tesseracts - Today at 11:16 PM
that only happens with batman villains

avi - Today at 11:16 PM
right

Tesseracts - Today at 11:16 PM
they constantly escape

avi - Today at 11:16 PM
death penalty for the joker and nobody else
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Tesseracts » Sun Aug 27, 2017 11:53 pm

Typical Michael - Today at 6:47 PM
I feel like my biggest fear about a flood isnt the water
Its being electrocuted(edited)

Strant - Today at 6:48 PM
My biggest fear in a flood is that a clown will find me but his makeup won't wash off
Strant - Today at 6:48 PM
Because it isn't actually makeup
His shoes come off, and they were actually shoes that fit
Strant - Today at 6:48 PM
And oh god
The nose
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Tesseracts » Sat Sep 02, 2017 6:06 pm

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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Sun Sep 03, 2017 7:43 am

avi - Today at 12:24 AM
I may as will finish this torts book
this case involves an ad-hoc staple gun workplace injury

<...>

avi - Today at 12:25 AM
in a lull between customers, plaintiff began shooting staples at a coworker
coworker originally protested, but after a few dozen staples had been fired, he decided to fight back
the third staple nailed the plaintiff straight in the eye
plaintiff wants to be covered by worker's comp, and the question is whether his initiation of the staple fight bars such recovery

Grimstone - Today at 12:26 AM
i would think so

avi - Today at 12:28 AM
yep. it says that the injury is only recoverable if it occurred "while fulfilling the duties of the employment contract", which staple-gun firing was not
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby CommanderRidley » Thu Sep 07, 2017 3:23 pm

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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Tesseracts » Thu Sep 07, 2017 3:57 pm

Ridley - Today at 10:46 AM
Quitting cigarettes was a pain in the ass, physical addiction is a bitch to kick.
Quit cigarettes but can't quit anime, that's how powerful psychological addiction is
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Tesseracts » Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:23 am

Marcuse - Today at 7:20 PM
There's a place out there, where the structures fail you, and the rules are shackles helping the bad guy get ahead. When you reach that place I hope you have JESUS like I did, to cure the autism, so you don't have to
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby IamNotCreepy » Sun Sep 10, 2017 3:07 am

Maple: It's Saturday night and everyone is out doing stuff and I'm here talking about cabbage
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Sun Sep 10, 2017 5:19 am

Grimstone - Today at 11:16 PM
i'm usually the one who has to take my grandfather to his va appointments
it's an hour drive there and back listening to rush limbaugh

Maple - Today at 11:16 PM
Oh god

<...>

Kate - Today at 11:18 PM
"Sorry, radio's broken."
It might be worth breaking the radio over.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Tesseracts » Sat Sep 16, 2017 5:27 pm

Supreme Overlord Pumpkin - Today at 12:23 PM
fghfhjkjttd
sorry i was pretending a cat walked on my keyboard
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Tesseracts » Sun Sep 17, 2017 3:38 am

Supreme Overlord Pumpkin - Today at 10:29 PM
you remember the birds name
do you remember my name?
cmsellers - Today at 10:29 PM
Ashton.
Supreme Overlord Pumpkin - Today at 10:29 PM
oh yay~
Tesseracts - Today at 10:30 PM
NO
cmsellers - Today at 10:30 PM
But yes, I usually do remember birds' names better than humans' names.
Tesseracts - Today at 10:30 PM
NOW WE HAVE 3 ASHES
ASHLEY, ASHTON, AND ASHTHERION
ITS TOO MANY
Supreme Overlord Pumpkin - Today at 10:30 PM
who is the last one
Kate - Today at 10:30 PM
I've been meaning to tell you
cmsellers - Today at 10:30 PM
I call Ashely DP and Ashton Pumpkin.
Asche.
He's on sometimes.
On Discord.
Supreme Overlord Pumpkin - Today at 10:30 PM
ohhh yeah
cmsellers - Today at 10:30 PM
Hasn't been on the forums in ages.
Supreme Overlord Pumpkin - Today at 10:30 PM
I didn't know that was the full name
Kate - Today at 10:30 PM
Kate is a cover, my name is really Ashara.
Maple - Today at 10:31 PM
That's a badass name though
Tesseracts - Today at 10:31 PM
NOW THERE IS GOING TO BE A CLICHE CALLED THE ASH CLUB AND THEY WILL WEAR ALL THE COOL CLOTHES
ASHARA IS NOT A REAL NAME
Typical Michael - Today at 10:31 PM
My name is now Ashanti
Tesseracts - Today at 10:31 PM
NOOOOOOOOOO
cmsellers - Today at 10:31 PM
If Winnona Ryder could be a Heather you can be an Ash, Tess.
Supreme Overlord Pumpkin - Today at 10:31 PM
hi future son
cmsellers - Today at 10:31 PM
You already love Pokemons.
Kate - Today at 10:31 PM
https://goo.gl/images/UBjnSy
Typical Michael - Today at 10:31 PM
Respect my rights
Maple - Today at 10:32 PM
I'm kinda done with maples
What would you say to me changing my name to Ash
Kate - Today at 10:32 PM
http://iceandfire.wikia.com/wiki/Ashara_Dayne
A Song of Ice and Fire Wiki
Ashara Dayne
Ashara was tall, with long dark hair and haunting violet eyes. She had a reputation for great beauty. Many men were infatuated with her, including Barristan Selmy and, according to rumor, Eddard...

Typical Michael - Today at 10:32 PM
You can be Ashby
that is still open
cmsellers - Today at 10:33 PM
If you're going to not be Maple then I'll be Aspen.


avi - Today at 10:36 PM
we have more ash in here than in 19th century krakatoa
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