by LaChaise » Sat May 04, 2013 12:34 pm
I don't think Orange will ever be able to write for cracked again. Or be a functional human being, for that matter.
13:25 HarpingCarp kills self.
13:26 HarpingCarp destroys CarpingHarp
13:26 CarpingHarp is killed
13:26 Orange Which self?! *cries*
13:26 *** CarpingHarp is now known as GhostCarper
13:26 GhostCarper Oh well
13:26 HarpingCarp only pretended to die.
13:27 Orange I just...I don't think this situation is getting better *at all*
13:27 HarpingCarp Take that GHOSTCARPER.
13:27 GhostCarper possesses HarpingCarp's body
13:27 GhostCarper Why you hitting yourself?
13:27 GhostCarper Why you hitting yourself?
13:27 GhostCarper Why you hitting yourself?
13:27 HarpingCarp hits self
13:27 Orange Whyyyy are you trying to break my brain?
13:27 HarpingCarp hits self.
13:27 GhostCarper Because that's what we do
13:27 GhostCarper Why you hitting yourself?
13:28 Orange *is now hitting self out of sheer confusion*
13:28 HarpingCarp hits orange.
13:28 HarpingCarp STOP IT CARPER.
13:28 Orange Oh, oh, fisticuffs now, is it?
13:29 GhostCarper Why you undressing orange?
13:29 GhostCarper swears ha has nothing to do with *that* part
13:29 Orange *is now undressing self out of sheer confusion*
"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV?"
"I'll die soon. But the last twenty minutes have been the best years of my life."