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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby LaChaise » Fri May 03, 2013 7:19 pm

Well, this one speaks for itself.

19:23 typical_michael that one is a bit too much angelic
19:23 typical_michael i dont think i can fap to that while god is watching
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby LaChaise » Sat May 04, 2013 12:36 am

I think our beloved founder is trying to make rape jokes her specialty...


01:32 Tesseract michael do you like the new forums i added?
01:32 typical_michael yeah its cool tess good idea
01:32 typical_michael that is where i will add it of course
01:32 Tesseract only problem is i haven't figured out how to turn on rep yet
01:33 typical_michael noooooo
01:33 typical_michael that is my only reward!
01:33 LaChaise What about our love?
01:33 JamesT showers michael with rewards
01:33 Tesseract how many rep points is your love worth?
01:33 JamesT yeah mike, doesnt that mean anything?
01:33 Tesseract last time i checked love was only worth about .12 rep
01:33 LaChaise Over 9000
01:34 Tesseract not a good exchange rape
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Kate » Sat May 04, 2013 2:16 am

21:10 NotchoCheese What exactly do I have to do to get Orange's tribble?

I'll let that speak for itself.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby LaChaise » Sat May 04, 2013 12:03 pm

While you innocently navigate this site, horrible things happen behind the scenes...

12:59 w00 Tell Google[Bot] that I'm upset - it promised to call me
13:00 HarpingCarp I'm not supposed to say this, but it's upset with that thing you did.
13:00 phree google (Bot) never leaves
13:00 HarpingCarp you know, *that* thing.
13:00 Nostraa Google[Bot] will probably stalk you for a while before calling you and breathing heavily into the phone
13:00 w00 IT's upset; it invaded my *privacy* - and I liked it
13:00 w00 blushes
13:01 HarpingCarp you..weren't supposed to like it.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby w00 » Sat May 04, 2013 12:07 pm

LaChaise wrote:While you innocently navigate this site, horrible things happen behind the scenes...

Well, it was just the two of us, I thought no-one was looking:

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02:19 <@w00> never seen TCS this slow: Registered users: Google [Bot], w00
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby LaChaise » Sat May 04, 2013 12:34 pm

I don't think Orange will ever be able to write for cracked again. Or be a functional human being, for that matter.


13:25 HarpingCarp kills self.
13:26 HarpingCarp destroys CarpingHarp
13:26 CarpingHarp is killed
13:26 Orange Which self?! *cries*
13:26 *** CarpingHarp is now known as GhostCarper
13:26 GhostCarper Oh well
13:26 HarpingCarp only pretended to die.
13:27 Orange I just...I don't think this situation is getting better *at all*
13:27 HarpingCarp Take that GHOSTCARPER.
13:27 GhostCarper possesses HarpingCarp's body
13:27 GhostCarper Why you hitting yourself?
13:27 GhostCarper Why you hitting yourself?
13:27 GhostCarper Why you hitting yourself?
13:27 HarpingCarp hits self
13:27 Orange Whyyyy are you trying to break my brain?
13:27 HarpingCarp hits self.
13:27 GhostCarper Because that's what we do
13:27 GhostCarper Why you hitting yourself?
13:28 Orange *is now hitting self out of sheer confusion*
13:28 HarpingCarp hits orange.
13:28 HarpingCarp STOP IT CARPER.
13:28 Orange Oh, oh, fisticuffs now, is it?
13:29 GhostCarper Why you undressing orange?
13:29 GhostCarper swears ha has nothing to do with *that* part
13:29 Orange *is now undressing self out of sheer confusion*
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Sat May 04, 2013 12:43 pm

The fish person broke me :-(
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby FaceTheCitizen » Sun May 05, 2013 12:41 am

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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Kate » Sun May 05, 2013 12:41 am

19:40 James I thought you had streaming trouble?
19:40 Bertman search your feelings, you know it to be true
19:40 sunglasses and here i've been spouting off the time...
19:40 NakedChaise I wanted to see the diarrhea
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby JamesT » Sun May 05, 2013 1:08 am

Kate has some interesting hobbies:

17:07 Kate85 I'll go watch kids being whipped
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby FaceTheCitizen » Sun May 05, 2013 3:38 am

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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby OhJohnNo » Sun May 05, 2013 10:41 am

<aviel> and I'll sit through a lot of things to listen to an all-black gospel choir
<aviel> I should get one to follow me around
<aviel> but it's kind of expensive
<aviel> if only there were some instutition
<aviel> in which I could have black people follow my orders
<aviel> and I didn't have to pay them
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby LaChaise » Sun May 05, 2013 3:46 pm

Today, I kicked God.


16:42 *** LaChaise is now known as ChairmanOfEvil
16:42 Ashtherion ^It's official. We've won the election.
16:42 *** Gefilltefish is now known as God
16:42 OhGhostNo uhhhh
16:42 God Have you?
16:42 OhGhostNo ahahahaha
16:42 ChairmanOfEvil does sexy poses.
16:43 God smites Ashley.
16:43 Ashtherion Yes. Apparently, we have
16:43 *** God was kicked by ChairmanOfEvil (I always dreamed of doing this)
16:43 OhGhostNo ahahahaha
16:43 OhGhostNo ahahahahahhahaha
16:43 Ashtherion hahahahahahahahrahahahahahahah
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby JamesT » Sun May 05, 2013 5:22 pm

LaChaise doesn't mind an audience:

08:20 ChairmanOfEvil We also do it in front of you though, so I guess there's no harm in doing it
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Typical Michael » Mon May 06, 2013 6:55 am

01:47 OverlordNos scarfs down cookie dough.
01:48 OverlordNos vomits and goes for more
01:48 GodkingGK Aha! you've fallen for my trap!
01:48 GodkingGK Enjoy the taste of the lovely nightshade plant
01:48 OverlordNos whhhy GK? whhhhyyyyyy
01:48 TM your gluttony was your downfall
01:48 GodkingGK There's a lesson in that somewhere
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