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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby JamesT » Sun Apr 28, 2013 3:27 am

19:25 MattyIce: We can get back to rape if you want
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Tesseracts » Sun Apr 28, 2013 6:28 am

Lindvaettr: I would rape someone to prevent them from becoming a vampire.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby malosaires » Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:25 am

Kate85 You should like libertarians.
MattyIce Okay
AngryAustralian i dont care about fancy hipster terms
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby HarpingCarp » Sun Apr 28, 2013 5:42 pm

HarpingCarp looks around him.
22:08 HarpingCarp Fine.

22:09 Lindvaettr throws rocks at the fish

22:09 HarpingCarp you can have trivia, I guess.

22:09 Lindvaettr shouts racial slurs

22:09 Soundwave i love it when you guys do stuff like that

22:09 Lindvaettr Shout racial slurs?
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby LaChaise » Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:37 pm

The chat tried text based RPGs. Of course we were doomed from the start.


21:32 JamesT you light a torch, revealing a charming little shop with knick-knacks
21:32 typical_michael >smash pots
21:32 JamesT manual file not found
21:32 JamesT you smash the pots, revealing gems and sex toys
21:32 Eternauta drinks inebriating potion
21:33 lachaise >grab sex toys
21:33 typical_michael > examine sex toys
21:33 JamesT you grab the sex toys, putting them in your inv
21:33 JamesT you examine the toys:
21:33 lachaise >use sex toy
21:33 lachaise s
21:33 JamesT there is a fleshlight, a vibrator and beads
21:33 Eternauta my inventory just got wet
21:33 JamesT use toys on what?
21:33 lachaise >use toys on Michael
21:33 typical_michael (this is exactly what needs to happen. why hasnt it)
21:33 typical_michael gross dude
21:33 JamesT you use the toys on michael. this became one of THOSe games
21:34 OhJohnNo ahahahaha
21:34 lachaise >summon tentacles
21:34 JamesT The computer shakes its head in disgust
21:34 typical_michael i dont care how french he is
21:34 typical_michael i want no part of this
21:34 Eternauta he's got long hair too
21:34 JamesT you summon tentacles
21:34 JamesT the computer is gagging
21:34 Eternauta technically, he's a girl
21:35 typical_michael once dicks come into play, technicality goes out the window
21:35 Eternauta just pretend it's your local sex dungeon strap on mistress
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby JamesT » Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:42 pm

We should totally do an IRC text adventure with a designated GM.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby LaChaise » Sun Apr 28, 2013 10:14 pm

This is the day Michael's life became complete. And he wasn't even here to see it.

23:12 Jacopo Michael, I love you.

And then

23:28 Jacopo Oh, Mike is awesome. I loved him the moment I saw his avatar
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby JamesT » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:13 pm

Jacopo shows up:

21:02:58: <jamest> o hai jacopo
21:02:59: <meatpuppet> Hi
21:03:04: <Gash> hi Jacopo
21:03:04: <Strant> Hi
21:03:07: <Jacopo> Hola
21:03:12: <lachaise> 2o hai jacopo
21:03:15: <Strant> >bite rebo's head off
21:03:25: <Gash> is this the for realises Jacopo?
21:03:28: <Jacopo> Glassjaw Girl told me about this chat. I hope you don't mind me exploring it.
21:03:51: <Jacopo> Yes, this is Jacopo della Quercia.
21:03:55: <Jacopo> I can prove it, if you like.
21:03:56: <jamest> We're being dorks right now. I'm GM-ing an IRC text adventure
21:04:13: <lachaise> >squeal like a little girl
21:04:29: <jamest> lachaise squeals. Everyone takes 3 damage
21:04:35: <Strant> >try to stay cool
21:04:38: <Gash> I lost connection again
21:04:42: <jamest> strant fails to stay cool
21:05:01: <jamest> Should we stop this?
21:05:06: <lachaise> Okay
21:05:09: <Gash> In that case, hello Jacopo
21:05:11: <Strant> Sure
21:05:39: <jamest> Don't want to scare jacopo off
21:05:46: <Strant> We could make a game night
21:05:55: <lachaise> Agreed
21:05:57: <meatpuppet> That'd be awesome
21:06:07: <Gash> I'm already creating a forum game based on this
21:06:14: <Jacopo> Hello, everyone.
21:06:14: <Lindvaettr> Dyah!
21:06:18: <Jacopo> Thank you for inviting me
21:06:25: <Lindvaettr> I leave for a few hours, and Jacopo is here?!
21:06:27: <lachaise> O hai lind
21:06:34: <meatpuppet> Hi
21:06:35: <jamest> o hai lind
21:06:36: <Lindvaettr> Hello, Jacopo!
21:06:38: <Strant> Yup he just appered
21:06:39: <Lindvaettr> o hai guyz
21:06:41: <Gash> hey Lind
21:06:44: <Jacopo> Hi.
21:06:57: <Gash> Jacopo just shows up and started talking about history
21:07:02: <Gash> just like that
21:07:08: <Lindvaettr> That's okay.
21:07:17: <Jacopo> Well, every day is a badass day in history,
21:07:19: <Lindvaettr> He knows all the history, so it's good.
21:07:31: <lachaise> So many things happening today, I'll never be able to have a real life
21:07:36: <Jacopo> so it is hard for me not to talk about it.
21:07:38: <lachaise> That's cool
21:07:43: <jamest> brb gotta do a mod thingy
21:07:48: <Lindvaettr> Good luck.
21:08:04: <Lindvaettr> Did Kate his a letter before she left?
21:08:19: <lachaise> Did you also check the forum jacopo?
21:08:19: <jamest> Huh, weird. I wonder what a yellow name means? Maybe phree and w00 are doing tech stuff
21:08:27: <lachaise> spammer list
21:08:29: <jamest> ahh
21:08:38: <Jacopo> Yes, lachaise. I was very impressed!
21:08:58: <jamest> I hope you don't mind our silliness
21:09:13: <Jacopo> Eh, the world is a silly place.
21:09:25: <Jacopo> I don't see how one person stands out compared to the other
21:09:32: <Gash> You should be impressed, Jacopo. We lost a lot of men claiming that land, wiping it out of heretical practices and warding the spirits off
21:09:46: <jamest> I lost 5 different spleens
21:09:46: <Jacopo> Are the spirits gone for good?
21:09:47: <Lindvaettr> I stabbed a guy.
21:09:53: <Lindvaettr> Probably not.
21:10:02: <jamest> they come back every once in a while
21:10:11: <Jacopo> Ah, so it's a work in progress...
21:10:14: <lachaise> Some of us still need their exorcism, but we're gonna be okay
21:10:29: <meatpuppet> I became a steak. Do I get a reward?
21:10:39: <jamest> You get a no prize
21:10:42: <meatpuppet> Ok
21:10:43: <Strant> No
21:10:45: <Gash> we're still dealing with the local cults, too.
21:10:46: <Jacopo> Nevertheless, I am impressed. I always admired those with the acumen to get projects like that off the ground.
21:10:59: <Lindvaettr> Where's Tess?
21:11:03: <Lindvaettr> This is her doing, mostly.
21:11:08: <Lindvaettr> That, and Phree and W00.
21:11:14: <Lindvaettr> Most of us are just along for the ride.
21:11:19: <jamest> phree and w00 deserve prizes
21:11:24: <jamest> I was going to draw something for them
21:11:26: <Lindvaettr> JamesT is in it for the free housing.
21:11:29: <Gash> Though we are helping as much as we can
21:11:31: <lachaise> It really exploded at once, I didn't think it would work so well
21:11:33: <jamest> and tess was going to draw me drawing them
21:11:47: <Jacopo> Anyway, I'm just popping in and out. It was nice speaking to all of you!
21:11:48: <Lindvaettr> Me, neither.
21:11:53: <jamest> seeya jacopo!
21:11:59: <Lindvaettr> Bye, Jacopo!
21:12:01: <jamest> Have fun with whatevs you're doing
21:12:02: <Strant> Nice to speak to you too
21:12:03: <Gash> it was nice speaking to you!
21:12:06: <Jacopo> If it's not too much to ask, is there anything I can do for anyone before I go?
21:12:13: <jamest> oh!
21:12:17: <lachaise> bye jacopo, nice to speak to you too
21:12:20: <jamest> say this: Michael I love you
21:12:23: <Lindvaettr> Waaaaait a second
21:12:31: <jamest> It's a present for a friend
21:12:36: <HarpingCarp> 0woah
21:12:37: <Jacopo> haha.
21:12:39: <Lindvaettr> Did you just ask if it's too much to do a favor for someone?
21:12:41: <HarpingCarp> wait!
21:12:43: <Jacopo> Michael, I love you.
21:12:45: <HarpingCarp> hi
21:12:47: <jamest> awesome
21:12:51: <Lindvaettr> I think you might secretly be related to Notch.
21:13:08: <Jacopo> no, I asked if it was too much for me to ask.
21:13:14: <HarpingCarp> is this the actual jacopo?
21:13:16: <Gash> Hold on, Jacopo's awesome readings just exploded. It's off the charts!
21:13:27: <Gash> yep
21:13:32: <Strant> Yeah mr carp
21:13:35: <HarpingCarp> woah!
21:13:44: <Lindvaettr> Yeah, we're all star-struck.
21:13:48: <HarpingCarp> I'm sure the other have gushed already.
21:13:52: <HarpingCarp> shit.
21:14:05: <Lindvaettr> It's like being visited by Sean Connery.
21:14:05: <Jacopo> I don't see why. I literally just walked in and waved my hand.
21:14:08: <Gash> In case you haven't noticed Jacopo, you're one of the most loved contributors on Cracked
21:14:13: HarpingCarp faints
21:14:19: <lachaise> What gash said
21:14:26: <HarpingCarp> yes!
21:14:26: <Jacopo> Well, I thank you kindly for the compliments.
21:14:28: <Lindvaettr> We had a debate once, who our favorite was.
21:14:33: <HarpingCarp> you won.
21:14:37: <Jacopo> Also, i apologize for not having written recently.
21:14:37: <Lindvaettr> I think it was you, by a good margin.
21:14:43: <Jacopo> I was hard at work finishing my first book.
21:14:49: <Gash> oh
21:14:50: <Lindvaettr> You have a book!?
21:14:52: <Lindvaettr> I'm buying it.
21:14:54: <Jacopo> Also, the Editorial process is not as streamlined as it used to be.
21:14:56: <lachaise> Is it out already?
21:15:00: <jamest> oh really?
21:15:02: <jamest> why's that?
21:15:05: <Gash> Oh man, somewhere, Michael just fainted with glee
21:15:10: <Jacopo> It makes submitting my types of articles far more difficult than it used to be.
21:15:14: <jamest> ah
21:15:18: <jamest> sorry to hear that
21:15:23: <lachaise> that's too bad
21:15:23: <Lindvaettr> That's unfortunate.
21:15:26: <Jacopo> Don't be. It's not your fault.
21:15:32: <jamest> it might be you dont know us
21:15:38: <Lindvaettr> HEY!
21:15:38: <Lindvaettr> Hey!
21:15:42: <Jacopo> Anyway, my book is called 'The Great Abraham Lincoln Pocket Watch Conspiracy'
21:15:48: <Lindvaettr> If they ever reject you, you can post here.
21:15:51: <Lindvaettr> In our forums.
21:15:52: <jamest> thats the best title Ive heard all year
21:15:55: <Jacopo> https://twitter.com/Jacopo_della_Q/stat ... 3536190464
21:15:57: <lachaise> that sounds quite awesome
21:15:58: <Strant> I'm buying it
21:16:02: <Jacopo> St. Martin's Press is publishing it.
21:16:13: <Jacopo> I handed in the final manuscript on Monday, and it should be out sometime next year.
21:16:24: <jamest> any idea when next year?
21:16:25: <Gash> awesome, congrats!
21:16:26: <meatpuppet> Congratulations
21:16:30: <lachaise> Congratulations!
21:16:30: <Lindvaettr> Congratulations!
21:16:31: <Jacopo> Thanks!
21:16:37: <Strant> Congrats
21:16:40: <Jacopo> Alas, no idea. I'm thinking first quarter 2014.
21:16:43: <jamest> also congrats!
21:16:48: <lachaise> Know that you even have fans over here in france
21:16:50: <Lindvaettr> We'll plug you on our forums when it comes out, if that's alright with you.
21:16:51: <Jacopo> My publishers have a lot of decisions to make. Download-only chapters, etc.
21:16:51: <jamest> I'll put aside some books money!
21:16:57: <Strant> And sweden
21:17:00: <Jacopo> Haha. Thank you all!
21:17:21: <Gash> does Lincoln fight werewolves in your book this time?
21:17:31: <Jacopo> No.
21:17:42: <Jacopo> This book is deeply, deeply researched to be as factually accurate as possible.
21:17:44: <jamest> It's real historical stuff, right?
21:17:51: <Jacopo> It's a love-letter to anyone who ever read and liked my articles.
21:18:01: <Lindvaettr> I'm super pumped.
21:18:04: <Jacopo> Well, technically, it's steampunk,
21:18:14: <lachaise> Wow. Now I can't wait.
21:18:16: <Strant> I'm exited
21:18:19: <jamest> Lincoln and steampunk, together at last
21:18:19: <Jacopo> but I throw so much science at real events at the reader that it sort of dizzies them.
21:18:29: <jamest> I hope his hat has a whole bunch of gears
21:18:31: <Jacopo> I.e., the book takes place in 1910-1912,
21:18:32: <HarpingCarp> You had me at "it's"
21:18:41: <Gash> In my experience, throwing science results in explosions
21:18:41: <Jacopo> the future turns out exactly the way it does now.
21:18:49: <Jacopo> It's not so much an alternate history as it is a "secret history'
21:18:53: <jamest> interesting
21:19:02: <Jacopo> i.e., what REALLY happened, and why we will never know about it.
21:19:03: <jamest> I dont think Ive read anything like that
21:19:04: <lachaise> The new Torment and then THAT? Damn, I had never been that impatient to see something than the last few days
21:19:09: <meatpuppet> Cool
21:19:20: <Lindvaettr> This is going to be a loooong year.
21:19:21: <jamest> shit that reminds me I keep putting off paypal donations to torment
21:19:27: <Jacopo> Yeah. I worked with a lot of museums on it. They love the idea because it is so rooted in history.
21:19:28: <Gash> I can't wait for that book, Jacopo
21:19:40: <Lindvaettr> That's awesome.
21:19:40: <Jacopo> Lots of obscure stuff that people spend their lives researching, but few people know about.
21:19:43: <Jacopo> I think you'll love it.
21:19:45: <jamest> was it fun working with them?
21:19:59: <Jacopo> Oh, yeah. Once they realized what I was trying to do,
21:20:06: <Jacopo> they all started laughing and joining the bandwagon,
21:20:10: <jamest> that's awesome
21:20:13: <lachaise> Man the amount of work you put must be tremendous
21:20:19: <Jacopo> after a while, I had people from the Smithsonian, Yale, National Archives, etc. helping me,
21:20:26: <Gash> damn
21:20:29: <Jacopo> it sort of became too big a project for others to pass up.
21:20:30: <Lindvaettr> That's insane.
21:20:30: <Strant> Damn
21:20:34: <jamest> That must have been a treat
21:20:40: <HarpingCarp> 0wow
21:20:43: <Jacopo> Yale in particular was a huge, huge help. Skull and Bones plays a major role in the story.
21:20:49: <Gash> Jacopo won at life
21:21:02: <Jacopo> haha
21:21:09: <Jacopo> trust me, this machine I made has many wheels to it.
21:21:15: <jamest> jacopo plays with loaded dice!
21:21:20: <Jacopo> They will all get the credit they deserve in my acknowledgements.
21:21:30: <Lindvaettr> Maybe Jacopo is PART of the Skull and Bones!
21:21:35: <Lindvaettr> That's why he's so successful!
21:21:38: <Jacopo> Nah, I'm not.
21:21:49: <Jacopo> Trust me, I interviewed the pros at this...
21:21:51: <Lindvaettr> Oh. Does that mean we'll never have President Jacopo?
21:21:51: <Jacopo> They say that Skull and Bones is not what it used to be.
21:21:54: <jamest> quick someone write a secret history of jacopo
21:22:05: <lachaise> Let's get to it
21:22:05: <Jacopo> Nah, I'll never be president.
21:22:10: <Jacopo> I don't want to. It's tough work.
21:22:19: <Lindvaettr> Curator of the Smithsonian?
21:22:21: <jamest> your hair'll get grey fast
21:22:21: <Lindvaettr> Or something?
21:22:25: <Lindvaettr> I would vote for you.
21:22:26: <jamest> o hai kate
21:22:27: <Strant> Hi kate
21:22:29: <lachaise> o hai kate
21:22:29: <HarpingCarp> 0KATE
21:22:30: <meatpuppet> Hi
21:22:32: <Lindvaettr> o hai kate
21:22:33: <Gash> what happened with Skull and Bones that made it not what it used to be?
21:22:33: <Jacopo> Hola
21:22:38: <Kate85> eyes?
21:22:39: <Lindvaettr> This is Jacopo.
21:22:41: <Jacopo> It's interesting...
21:22:42: <Lindvaettr> For reals.
21:22:48: <Gash> Or is that too spoliery to talk about?
21:22:56: <Jacopo> There is a very nice man and a fantastic historian on Yale named Marc Wortman.
21:23:03: <jamest> give us a bunch of keywords that could mean anything
21:23:08: <Jacopo> He's the guy who figured out Skull and Bones had Gerinomo's skull in its tomb.
21:23:22: <Lindvaettr> How does one figure something like that out?
21:23:25: <Jacopo> He has interviewed Bonesmen, and was my go-to person on S&B history.
21:23:43: <Jacopo> And way, he said that in the old days, S&B was all about leading the way into government service.
21:23:57: <Jacopo> A bunch of Bonesmen formed one of the first flying squadrons during WWI.
21:24:01: <Jacopo> "The Millionaires Unit"
21:24:06: <Jacopo> Marc wrote a book about it. Google it.
21:24:16: <lachaise> He wrote a book about that didn't he?
21:24:18: <lachaise> Oh
21:24:20: <Jacopo> Yeah.
21:24:20: <Gash> http://marcwortmanbooks.com/?p=3
21:24:20: <typical_michael> is it...is it really jacopo? is someone playing with me?
21:24:31: <jamest> michael
21:24:32: <Gash> it's him, Michael
21:24:34: <jamest> I have a present for you
21:24:35: <lachaise> check the irc thread mike
21:24:40: <jamest> 14:12 Jacopo Michael, I love you.
21:24:40: <Jacopo> Naturally, after fighting and winning wars, they brought many trophies home with them.
21:24:44: <Jacopo> Hence, the Tomb. It's where they keep them.
21:24:53: <Jacopo> And all the stuff they've stolen from other secret socities.
21:24:56: <Jacopo> *societies
21:25:05: <Jacopo> Anyway, this whole era of service shifted during Vietnam.
21:25:11: <typical_michael> i...i had company. jacopo, welcome
21:25:18: <Jacopo> Skull and Bones split in half between the John Kerrys and the George W. Bushes
21:25:33: <Jacopo> Half of them continued their practice of dedicated service.
21:25:38: <Jacopo> Ah, thanks michael.
21:25:46: <Jacopo> ...and the other half sort of... didn't.
21:25:53: <lachaise> Wow, I need to work my american history, this is really interesting
21:25:59: <jamest> that's interesting. is that in his book?
21:26:07: <Jacopo> Yes, it is.
21:26:24: <jamest> Im gonna check it out
21:26:24: <Jacopo> I highly recommend it. He addresses how unrecognizable skull and bones has become.
21:26:41: <Jacopo> Anyway, my story takes place from 1910-1912, when Skull and Bones was in its prime.
21:26:54: <Jacopo> Taft was president. He was a bonesman, as were his brothers, and his father was co-founder.
21:27:12: <Jacopo> As a result, S&B plays a central role in the story,
21:27:15: <Jacopo> and I researched the hell out of it.
21:27:20: <Jacopo> I think you'll like it. :)
21:27:24: <lachaise> I think so
21:27:36: <Lindvaettr> It sounds really interesting.
21:27:43: <Strant> I think i will
21:28:05: <Jacopo> So...
21:28:07: <Jacopo> ...
21:28:09: <Jacopo> How is everyone?
21:28:12: <jamest> Im fine
21:28:14: <lachaise> You managed to shut everyone up and make us listen to you just by talking in the chat, I can't see your book being not interesting
21:28:16: <Gash> brb
21:28:17: <typical_michael> im. im alright
21:28:18: <Lindvaettr> Quite well.
21:28:24: <Strant> I'm pretty great
21:28:25: <meatpuppet> Ditto
21:28:28: <jamest> mike is nervous cause h loves history and your articles
21:28:30: <Jacopo> @lachaise haha
21:28:31: <jamest> he*
21:28:31: <HarpingCarp> i'm ok. I guess.
21:28:37: <Lindvaettr> Studying. Or I was, but now I'm somewhere between slightly and extremely distracted.
21:28:40: <typical_michael> james quit it
21:28:47: <Jacopo> Oh, Mike is awesome. I loved him the moment I saw his avatar
21:28:50: <lachaise> I'm quite fine today, that's a change
21:29:09: <Jacopo> what are you studying, Lindvaetrr?
21:29:36: <Lindvaettr> Just doing some math. This particular class isn't hard, but I need to review for my final, anyway.
21:29:46: <Jacopo> AH.
21:29:56: <Lindvaettr> Not history, though.
21:29:57: <typical_michael> jacopo i have always had the feeling that we are probably around the same age. from your twitter posts about B:TAS
21:29:59: <Jacopo> What type of math?
21:29:59: <Gash> back
21:30:17: <Lindvaettr> Some game theory stuff. Probability of games, mostly.
21:30:19: <Jacopo> typical_michael I figured. I'm 29
21:30:20: <Gash> Linda does super math
21:30:27: <Jacopo> Ah, very cool.
21:30:31: <Jacopo> I like game theory.
21:30:47: <jamest> It's pretty interesting isnt it
21:30:54: <Jacopo> Very.
21:30:55: <Lindvaettr> Yeah. It's interesting to think about the mechanics behind games.
21:31:07: <lachaise> Yeah, game design is really cool.
21:31:23: <lachaise> Tha's what I was supposed to do next year
21:31:25: <Jacopo> Yes. It's like a rotating maze that you can navigate because it was designed to be beaten.
21:31:48: <Jacopo> Let me know if you ever get a job for Ubisoft.
21:31:57: <Lindvaettr> Well, I'm not going into game design.
21:32:02: <Jacopo> haha
21:32:08: <Lindvaettr> But I needed another math class.
21:32:15: <Jacopo> Logic.
21:32:18: <jamest> how are you doing grade-wise?
21:32:22: <Jacopo> Logic is a mathematics course. Take it.
21:32:35: <Jacopo> (Unless your school doesn't have it listed as such.)
21:32:50: <Lindvaettr> I've done logic, already. My school is pretty small, so I've taken all the math classes. They offer exactly enough for a major.
21:33:17: <Jacopo> You doing well?
21:33:39: <Lindvaettr> Not bad. 3.0/4.0, after pretty much failing a year for never going to class.
21:33:49: <Lindvaettr> I may or may not have been the worst student my freshman year.
21:33:59: <Jacopo> Just keep improving.
21:34:18: <Jacopo> Half of grad students are A students, and the other half are C students.
21:34:31: <Jacopo> As long as you can show that you got better, you'll be fine.
21:34:35: <Lindvaettr> Well, I'm done after this week, so there's not much improving to do!
21:34:48: <Jacopo> ah! You're graduating?
21:35:02: <Lindvaettr> Yeah. Then the real trick comes in finding an actual job.
21:35:11: <lachaise> haha yeah
21:35:21: <lachaise> that's where things get complicated
21:40:14: <Jacopo> in fact...
21:40:15: <Lindvaettr> That makes sense. Seems like a reasonable direction to go.
21:40:19: <Jacopo> (you guys are going to love this)
21:40:20: <Strant> Nice
21:40:24: <Gash> I feel like I'm at class
21:40:32: <Gash> but, in an awesome class
21:40:32: <jamest> I'm all ears
21:40:34: <Jacopo> Nikola Tesla plays a major role in my book.
21:40:40: <jamest> oh god Im all ears everything's so loud
21:40:42: <Jacopo> And my dad is sort of an expert on him.
21:40:43: <HarpingCarp> 0oh god.
21:40:45: <typical_michael> I cant wait
21:40:47: <jamest> awesome.
21:40:47: <Jacopo> Together, we sort of...
21:40:48: <Jacopo> Well,
21:41:01: Strant gets super exited
21:41:11: <lachaise> Okay, you managed to make me even more impatient. This is getting unhealthy
21:41:13: <Jacopo> invented some stuff using equipment and science available during the turn of the century.
21:41:15: <Lindvaettr> That book is going to be the best book.
21:41:34: <Jacopo> I.e, stuff that they could have built. Easily.
21:41:36: <jamest> We need to make like a hundred ads for this on the forum
21:41:41: <Jacopo> hahaha
21:41:57: <typical_michael> jacopo, i am wondering if on the slight chance you are an odd thomas fan. tesla makes an appearance.
21:41:58: <Jacopo> Anyway, i have the blueprints for it in the book because one of them plays a major role...
21:41:59: <Jacopo> But yeah,
21:42:01: <HarpingCarp> and get all of our massive 300 people to buy it.
21:42:07: <meatpuppet> That must've been really fun, inventing the stuff
21:42:10: <Jacopo> wiht his help, I pretty much had Tesla as a consultant.
21:42:20: <Gash> so....you and your dad built stuff Tesla build?
21:42:20: <Jacopo> Oh, it was a blast.
21:42:29: <Jacopo> No, not he built.
21:42:36: <Jacopo> Stuff he could have built if someone asked him to.
21:42:40: <lachaise> wow not only do you study the shit out of history, but you also create it by summoning tesla's spirit.
21:42:43: <Gash> oh, cool
21:42:46: <Jacopo> haha
21:42:47: <lachaise> How awesome can you get?
21:43:01: <Jacopo> haha. Trust me... A LOT of people helped me on this.
21:43:03: <jamest> jacopo, you an odd thomas fan?
21:43:12: <Jacopo> odd thomas...
21:43:13: <Lindvaettr> You guys, we could interview Jacopo and post it on the forums.
21:43:18: <Jacopo> Where do I knwo that name from?
21:43:19: <Lindvaettr> Jacopo, can we interview you sometime?
21:43:25: <Jacopo> haha
21:43:29: <Jacopo> you can do whatever you want.
21:43:36: <Jacopo> My email is Jacopo.della.Quercia(at)gmail.com
21:43:37: <HarpingCarp> That's an awesome idea CJ.
21:43:41: <Jacopo> my twitter is Jacopo_della_Q
21:44:02: <typical_michael> i know your twitter. you re-tweeted me, this one time
21:44:18: <lachaise> He framed the tweet in his room
21:44:25: <jamest> ha
21:44:25: <Jacopo> BUT, just so I don't forget... If you want a sweet job like that, i suggest you do two years in the air force.
21:44:26: <Gash> haha
21:44:32: <Jacopo> They teach you stuff you can't learn as a civilian.
21:44:39: <Lindvaettr> Oh, sorry about this. My girlfriend wants to know if you're named after the painter, or if Jacopo della Quercia is a pen name.
21:45:02: <Jacopo> One of my ex-girlfriends did that, went straight to Boeing as an anti-terrorism software designer, and is pulling six figures without one day of college
21:45:14: <Jacopo> Lindvaettr Honestly...
21:45:17: <jamest> awesome
21:45:22: <Lindvaettr> That's awesome. Boeing pays a lot of money. I applied their once.
21:45:22: <Jacopo> And I am not exaggerating...
21:45:31: <Jacopo> I have been called like 100 names my entire life.
21:45:56: <jamest> how many of them were swear words?
21:45:56: <Jacopo> There's even conflicts with my name on legal documents.
21:46:01: <Jacopo> very few
21:46:09: <jamest> more than I can say
21:46:13: <Gash> haha
21:46:13: <Lindvaettr> Are you a secret agent?
21:46:22: <Jacopo> But when I started studying Dante, but uncle started calling me "Jacopo" for some reason,
21:46:26: <Jacopo> Even though it's pretty much my name
21:46:28: <Jacopo> anyway,
21:46:31: <lachaise> This confirms my theory that Jacopo is actually the highlander and speaks so well about history because he *was* there
21:46:39: <jamest> interesting theory...
21:46:41: <Jacopo> nah, not a secret agent or a highlander.
21:46:46: <jamest> darn
21:46:48: <typical_michael> i remember someone saying he should be the bill brasky of cracked
21:46:56: <jamest> oh god bill brasky
21:46:58: <Strant> It's all becoming clear now
21:46:59: <jamest> TO BILL BRASKY
21:47:10: <Jacopo> TO BILL BRASKY!!!
21:47:22: <Jacopo> But no, I'm not a secret agent.
21:47:26: <jamest> To jacopo! A ten foot tall two ton son of a bitch who slept with all of our wives
21:47:29: <Jacopo> So many people think I'm secretive for some reason. I'm not.
21:47:30: <jamest> and we loved him for it
21:47:31: <typical_michael> ja-co-poooooooo
21:47:51: <Jacopo> Thanks. I love you all.
21:47:53: <lachaise> that's because you know the secret history
21:47:59: <jamest> we love ya back
21:48:03: <lachaise> People think you must be part of it
21:48:09: <Lindvaettr> We do, James is right.
21:48:14: <lachaise> Indeed
21:48:18: <meatpuppet> And besides, secret agents don't admit that they're secret agents
21:48:22: <Jacopo> I won't lie: I have lived an interesting life and shared some interesting experiences,
21:48:36: <Jacopo> but honestly, when I share them, most people call me a liar and rally against me.
21:48:39: <typical_michael> jacopo just because i know know...how you got here. or if you will ever be back. your articles are the reason me and my brother started talking to each other again.
21:48:41: <Strant> I try to hate everything but i can't hate you
21:48:46: <typical_michael> dont kn*
21:48:47: <Jacopo> It's part of the reason I no longer use the PWOT forums. I got a lot of enemies.
21:49:03: <Jacopo> typical_michael ...
21:49:06: <Jacopo> *HUGS*
21:49:07: <Lindvaettr> We've seen a lot of stuff here already. I'm not sure anything would seem too outlandish to us.
21:49:09: <Jacopo> thank you.
21:49:12: <Gash> Jacopo? Enemies? You lie
21:49:18: <Gash> Everyone, rally against him
21:49:39: <jamest> KILL HIS ENEMIES
21:49:43: <Lindvaettr> We're rallying?! I love rallying!
21:49:49: <Jacopo> Eh, I wouldn't say "enemies" because I don't consider them my enemies.
21:49:54: <jamest> frenemies?
21:49:55: <Jacopo> Let's just say "haters" and "trolls"
21:50:02: <typical_michael> i once offered to buy you a beer in the summer but, fortunately, i got back to the US a bit sooner than that
21:50:07: <Jacopo> oh, they are DEFINITELY not my friends.
21:50:09: <lachaise> We're killing PWoT again? Damn, how many times does it make this week?
21:50:21: <Gash> still sucks that you got "enemies", though
21:50:28: <Jacopo> Eh, everybody does.
21:50:48: <Jacopo> The internet has empowered bullies just as much as it has empowered pornographers.
21:50:49: <jamest> everybody, make your enemy lists
21:51:14: <Jacopo> "Jane Fona, Daniel Shore, Jack Anderson..."
21:51:20: <Jacopo> "Hey! This is Richard Nixon's enemy's list!"
21:51:27: <Jacopo> "You just crossed out his name!"
21:51:41: <Jacopo> "All right, give me that. Give that to me... Barney... Gumble."
21:51:59: <jamest> ha
21:52:05: <Jacopo> All right. Nobody got that reference. I'm out of material.
21:52:07: <HarpingCarp> ok. I really must head to bed.
21:52:07: <Lindvaettr> This is why you write funny artciles.
21:52:10: <jamest> I got it
21:52:14: <Jacopo> haha
21:52:17: <jamest> o bai crp
21:52:21: <HarpingCarp> I was great seeing you here jacopo.
21:52:22: <Jacopo> I'm out of here as well. Nice talking to you.
21:52:25: <Lindvaettr> Bye, Fishy.
21:52:28: <meatpuppet> Bye
21:52:29: <Gash> take care Carp
21:52:30: <Jacopo> thanks for the invitation!
21:52:34: <Lindvaettr> Bye, Jacopo. Do come back, sometime.
21:52:35: <typical_michael> JDQ, are you still doing badass day in history? i loved those
21:52:36: <Strant> See ya carp
21:52:36: <lachaise> Bye carp, bye jacopo!
21:52:39: <jamest> bye jacopo!
21:52:42: <jamest> Nice to see ya!
21:52:51: <HarpingCarp> see you guys tomorrow.
21:52:54: <typical_michael> have a good day
21:52:59: <Jacopo> Thanks! Please give some compliments to Glassjaw Girl. She's the one who invited me
21:53:07: <Strant> Bye jacopo
21:53:09: <jamest> We will
21:53:12: <lachaise> we compliment the shit outta her
21:53:16: <Lindvaettr> Yep.
21:53:16: <jamest> Lots of compliments. And cake.
21:53:20: <Jacopo> typical_michael Yes, I am. I just had to focus on my book these last few months.
21:53:22: <jamest> Lots of cake.
21:53:23: <Jacopo> More are on the way.
21:53:26: <Gash> oh, is Jacopo leaving? Bye Jacopo
21:53:26: <Lindvaettr> Excellent!
21:53:29: <Strant> I'l bring the cookies
21:53:33: <Jacopo> bene
21:53:35: <typical_michael> come back anytime
21:53:47: <Jacopo> Well, thanks again. Till we meet again.
21:53:52: <Lindvaettr> Looking forward to whatever's next, Jacopo.
21:53:59: <Gash> and feel free to join the forums
21:54:00: <jamest> I'll work on those ads
21:54:03: <lachaise> Yep, and don't hesitate to create an account on the forum
21:54:10: <Jacopo> Thank you. I'll check out everything.
21:54:13: <Lindvaettr> Yeah, we won't even ban you!
21:54:14: <typical_michael> promote his book all day
21:54:16: <lachaise> We're pretty welcoming
21:54:18: <Jacopo> haha
21:54:23: <Jacopo> You are all beautiful people. Take care.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Typical Michael » Mon Apr 29, 2013 12:54 am

I dont even...

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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby JamesT » Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:28 am

Obama Gash answers some hard questions:

22:30:15: <Lindvaettr> OBAMA
22:30:19: <jamest> hide everything flammable
22:30:21: <lachaise> OBAMA IS A CANADIAN
22:30:23: <Lindvaettr> My car wouldn't start today!
22:30:24: <Lindvaettr> YOUR FAULT
22:30:24: <lachaise> I KNEW IT
22:30:28: <Obama> Let me be clear
22:30:31: <Lindvaettr> Gash is in New York...
22:30:45: <lachaise> It says canada on the user list
22:30:59: <Lindvaettr> it's a dirty lie.
22:31:15: <Obama> Now, I'm not saying the user list is wrong....but....it can't be trusted
22:31:21: <Obama> It just can't.
22:31:29: <Kate85> Gash
22:31:33: <Kate85> that is fantastic
22:32:22: <Obama> Don't get it twisted...I'm not blaming anyone. But if we must work together....we must accept cold, hard facts.
22:33:08: <jamest> Obama how do you respond to the claims that you'll set America on fire?
22:34:23: <Obama> Let me be clear! I will not...set America on fire. I am trying to suffocate the flames of hatred....so we may unite in the warmth of acceptance.
22:34:47: <Obama> For we will not hold hands...until our fists are unclenched.
22:35:10: <Kate85> Mr. President, what are your thoughts on your opponent's plan to bunker down in the cellar and wait it out?
22:35:19: lachaise unclenches america's fists
22:35:33: jamest unclenches America's sphincter
22:35:34: <Tesseracts> this confirms my suspicions that obama is soft on fire
22:35:51: <Kate85> he's just another softhearted liberal.
22:36:08: <Lindvaettr> Mr. President, I heard that you're planning to rename the White House the Black House. Why do you want to do that?
22:36:10: <Kate85> They talk a big game, but when it comes time for action, they just can't stand on principle.
22:36:19: <Tesseracts> when i was a kid we set our houses on fire every other week and nobody complained about it
22:36:33: <Obama> Waiting in your cellar will not make your problems go away. It will make your problems wait in the living room until your grandchildren come out...and make it difficult for them to watch television
22:36:52: <Tesseracts> come out? stop supporting the homosexual agenda obama
22:36:53: <jamest> Barrack HUSSEIN Obama: how do you respond to allegations that you will die at the end of this movie?
22:37:02: <jamest> doesnt that make you unreliable?
22:37:06: <Obama> Let meh buh cleer! I am not changing the name of the White House.
22:37:25: <Obama> I will not die at the end of this movie, for I have many a white people to save!
22:37:29: <Lindvaettr> Mr. Obama, are you saying you don't oppose racism?
22:37:39: <Kate85> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlwilbVYvUg
22:37:41: <jamest> The president's a bigot!
22:37:53: <jamest> burn him with fire!
22:37:58: <Kate85> no no
22:38:00: <Kate85> just shoot him
22:38:02: <Kate85> cleaner
22:38:48: <Tesseracts> kate is obviously a liberal who had no idea how to dispose of a human body
22:38:58: <jamest> the fire cleanses!!
22:39:18: <Obama> Disposing a body isn't a liberal thing, it isn't a conservative thing. It is...an American thing.
22:39:55: <Kate85> Tess, maybe I'm a libertarian and believe that our taxes shouldn't pay for disposing of human bodies.
22:39:55: <jamest> Does this mean you're abandoning your attempts at a bipartisan agreement?
22:40:03: <Kate85> And we should do it outselves.
22:40:09: <Kate85> ourselves even
22:40:12: <Tesseracts> only a liberal thinks there is a tax on fire
22:40:41: <lachaise> o hai strant
22:40:49: <Tesseracts> call me crazy but i don't want to vote for a black man begging for change and i don't want to refrain from setting people on fire for arbitrary reasos
22:40:50: <jamest> o hai
22:41:02: <Tesseracts> o hai strant
22:41:07: <Kate85> Dammit, I'm a liberal and there SHOULD be a tax on fire. We have an obligation to fund social programs and if a tax on fire can get us there, it's a small price to pay for THE CHILDREN.
22:41:21: <Strant> Hey strant
22:41:34: <Kate85> also hey strant
22:42:09: <Strant> So we are going political here?
22:42:18: <Tesseracts> fire isn't about politics strant
22:42:21: <Tesseracts> its about FREEDOM
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby ZekeThePlumber » Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:29 am

Figures I missed this when it happened :(
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby LaChaise » Mon Apr 29, 2013 6:01 am

Because subtlety is our middle name


06:46 Lindvaettr I think I acted pretty normal.
06:46 typical_michael thats how i feel. he said he doesnt go to pwot anymore because they dont like him
06:46 Lindvaettr Did I?
06:46 typical_michael so he can come here
06:46 Tesseracts yeah you guys acted normal
06:46 lachaise well, you were quite less racist lind, that worries me
06:47 ZekeThePlumber well, as normal as any of us actually are
06:47 typical_michael coulda been more racist
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Glassjaw Girl » Mon Apr 29, 2013 7:19 am

JamesT wrote:Jacopo shows up:

21:03:28: <Jacopo> Glassjaw Girl told me about this chat. I hope you don't mind me exploring it.
21:03:51: <Jacopo> Yes, this is Jacopo della Quercia.
21:03:55: <Jacopo> I can prove it, if you like.

21:53:47: <Jacopo> Well, thanks again. Till we meet again.
21:53:52: <Lindvaettr> Looking forward to whatever's next, Jacopo.
21:53:59: <Gash> and feel free to join the forums
21:54:00: <jamest> I'll work on those ads
21:54:03: <lachaise> Yep, and don't hesitate to create an account on the forum
21:54:10: <Jacopo> Thank you. I'll check out everything.
21:54:13: <Lindvaettr> Yeah, we won't even ban you!
21:54:14: <typical_michael> promote his book all day
21:54:16: <lachaise> We're pretty welcoming
21:54:18: <Jacopo> haha
21:54:23: <Jacopo> You are all beautiful people. Take care.


JamesT, you have my eternal, sincere gratitude for posting this.

I should have stayed awake! Or maybe it's better that I wasn't there, I mean no, nah it's better, crap, I can't think straight, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Typical Michael » Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:05 pm

Glassjaw Girl wrote:
JamesT wrote:
I should have stayed awake! Or maybe it's better that I wasn't there, I mean no, nah it's better, crap, I can't think straight, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh


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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby LaChaise » Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:37 pm

I'm so sorry Glassjaw...

Jacopo came back a third time, not an hour after you left.
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