Shit Said in IRC

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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Mon Jan 08, 2018 8:15 am

cmsellers - Today at 1:13 AM
I wonder why [Tammy Duckworth] seems to have shown no interest in running.

avi - Today at 1:13 AM
she has no interest in running because she can't use her legs, sellers
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Tesseracts » Wed Jan 10, 2018 5:48 am

Tesseracts - Today at 11:23 PM
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Be a good friend to my life
Be a lot better at the gym
Be a great person with a good reason to go home
Maple - Today at 11:35 PM
Be a lot of fun to be in touch with
Be a little more than a year old
Be the best way to kill the world
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:14 pm

Again, lightly edited to remove irrelevant chatter.

52XMax - Today at 4:12 PM
Back to the original story, Negro is an extremely common name for pets in Latin American countries

avi - Today at 4:12 PM
that also used to be true in the US, max
but then Lincoln came along :/

Edit:
avi - Today at 4:15 PM
slavery jokes are really the ultimately low hanging strange fruit
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby SilverMaple » Sun Jan 28, 2018 6:33 pm

Tesseracts - Today at 11:28 AM
step 1: collect human corpses
step 2: burn into carbon
step 3: diamonds
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Tesseracts » Sun Jan 28, 2018 6:35 pm

FYI this is actually a real thing.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby NathanLoiselle » Sun Jan 28, 2018 9:32 pm

I can see a new retail industry for this. Bodies for money. Like gold for money only it's bodies for money.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Wed Jan 31, 2018 5:11 am

From the Van. Trigger warning: suicide and child abuse
sunglasses - Today at 6:02 PM
Dragging up the glee suicide topic: he hung himself by a little league field. 50k child porn pics and he....hung himself next to a little league field.
That's fucked up

FTC - Today at 6:05 PM
Maybe he wanted to show kids how hung he was?
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:06 am

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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:51 pm

sunglasses - Today at 12:49 PM
Ellers Danvos syndrome? I prob spelled that wrong

Marcuse - Today at 12:49 PM
Ehlers Danloss

sunglasses - Today at 12:49 PM
Wow I was really song
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:42 pm

Tesseracts - Today at 2:29 PM
What’s with all the bridges on tinder?!
Deathclaw_Puncher - Today at 2:31 PM
It's their fetish
Ceiling_Squid - Today at 2:31 PM
That's an awfully milquetoast suspension bridge
Deathclaw_Puncher - Today at 2:31 PM
Obviously
Dino - Today at 2:32 PM
PLEASE
LOOK AT MY
IQ
(you know, if that matters)
KimperialMarch - Today at 2:32 PM
hey squid, not sure i've ever bumped into you here
Dino - Today at 2:32 PM
Well, of course not
He's on the ceiling
KimperialMarch - Today at 2:32 PM
ah, yeah
Ceiling_Squid - Today at 2:32 PM
waves
KimperialMarch - Today at 2:32 PM
makes sense
hi there
waves to the ceiling
Ceiling_Squid - Today at 2:32 PM
Y'all never look up
avi - Today at 2:33 PM
IQ bragging is so trashy. Classy tinder profiles brag about LSAT scores
Batpump - Today at 2:33 PM
I got a 224996 on my SATs
My IQ is 546
Ceiling_Squid - Today at 2:33 PM
Nah, I been away fron my TCS people for a while. Nice to see you :smile:
Deathclaw_Puncher - Today at 2:33 PM
I'm an alakazam, my IQ is 5000
Batpump - Today at 2:34 PM
Don't lie DP
That isn't nice
Best Friend Taluun - Today at 2:34 PM
Says you
Ceiling_Squid - Today at 2:34 PM
If you keep calling deathclaw DP...
My brain goes other places
Deathclaw_Puncher - Today at 2:35 PM
Might as well get used to it
Batpump - Today at 2:35 PM
Might as well face it
Shes addicted to love
Deathclaw_Puncher - Today at 2:36 PM
Just wait til you see my new column title once we start article-ing again :3
Best Friend Taluun - Today at 2:36 PM
You heard it, might as well get used to dp
NEW MESSAGES
Best Friend Taluun - Today at 2:36 PM
Now Just to convince my wife
I mean what
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Tesseracts » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:44 pm

PSTN - Today at 4:00 AM
I looked through the chat logs here to see what y'all have been saying about me and I found that you've been really supporting and accepting of me.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?!
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Kivutar » Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:25 pm

<lemons> now three cheers for lads and her dodgy pants
Hip hip
<_Kitten> o.O
<kivutar>HUZZAH
<lemons> britches _Kitten
god
<_Kitten> oh
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Ladki96 » Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:32 pm

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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby A Combustible Lemon » Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:35 pm

For context, lads tried to sell pants she got through a pickpocketing crit to a fence and I decided he wasn't going to buy dodgy pants.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby aviel » Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:39 am

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