The Insufferable Mound

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Re: The Insufferable Mound

Postby iMURDAu » Wed Oct 16, 2013 11:35 pm

"Nuts" backwards is "Stun". I say this with an eyebrow raised and a slight head nod.
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Re: The Insufferable Mound

Postby Cordslash » Wed Oct 16, 2013 11:54 pm

*Whistles softly while the battle over who does what where continues*

Can't really make my omelette anyway. My super-duper non-stick frying pan has developed a slight bulge in the middle, so nothing is evenly fried. This just over a year after I bought it.

Warranties, amirite? Surely no one has ever made jokes about this before right? Guys! Guys? .....guys?
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Re: The Insufferable Mound

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:07 am

How to make a perfect omelette:

Make sure you beat plenty of air into the eggs before you start cooking, then when it's almost done pop it under a hot grill until it fluffs up and browns. Your tastebuds and tummy will thank me.
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Re: The Insufferable Mound

Postby sunglasses » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:10 am

OrangeEyebrows wrote:How to make a perfect omelette:

Make sure you beat plenty of air into the eggs before you start cooking, then when it's almost done pop it under a hot grill until it fluffs up and browns. Your tastebuds and tummy will thank me.


Or just go to a nice diner and buy one. :P
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Re: The Insufferable Mound

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:14 am

We've discussed your aversion to the "produce" section of the supermarket before. You'll be sorry when you hear about the awesome vegetable side I'm making tomorrow.
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Re: The Insufferable Mound

Postby gregfrankenstein » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:35 am

The French horn is German, and the English horn is not a horn.
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Re: The Insufferable Mound

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:50 am

I know, right? And the saxophone is not a phone. I've ordered SO many pizzas, and not a single one has arrived.
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Re: The Insufferable Mound

Postby sunglasses » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:53 am

OrangeEyebrows wrote:We've discussed your aversion to the "produce" section of the supermarket before. You'll be sorry when you hear about the awesome vegetable side I'm making tomorrow.


It's not my fault that those carrots are so sexy.
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Re: The Insufferable Mound

Postby scary-mike » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:59 am

I hate cooking there's always people going in and out of the kitchen and they just have to know exactly what you're doing. I mean hello, if I wanted you to know what I was doing would I have strangled your gardener before he could warn you?
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Re: The Insufferable Mound

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:07 am

Oh shit he's found us agaHi, Scary Mike!
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Re: The Insufferable Mound

Postby electricflamingo » Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:34 am

I'm psyched. I was always kind of a scary mike groupie.

When living in hyderabad I sent my husband with a duffle bag of clothes to wash (there was a laundry facility on his company's campus)

He accidentally left the duffle bag in a rickshaw on his way home. It only bothers me though when I stop and consider that somewhere out there is a rickshaw driver who has my underwear.
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Re: The Insufferable Mound

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:40 am

I wasn't around much in the comments section on Cracked. (How did I end up a mod here, you ask? Uh... Um... Because reasons, okay? Because... Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?) But even I know the Royal Family. JamesT, Butts, and now scary-mike is amongst us...you guys fight it out to decide who's king, who's queen and who's the princess.

(Everyone else...duck and roll)

Man, the rickshaw driver would be disappointed by my underwear. M&S cotton pants, ladies. There is no substitute. And that stands for "Marks and Spencers" not anything more interesting.
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Re: The Insufferable Mound

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Thu Oct 17, 2013 3:02 am

OrangeEyebrows wrote:I wasn't around much in the comments section on Cracked. (How did I end up a mod here, you ask? Uh... Um... Because reasons, okay? Because... Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?) But even I know the Royal Family. JamesT, Butts, and now scary-mike is amongst us...you guys fight it out to decide who's king, who's queen and who's the princess.

*mauls all contenders for the thrown*
I am now the Kingqueenprincess of the Cracked comment section!
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Re: The Insufferable Mound

Postby sunglasses » Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:21 am

*Throne

And I win, bitches. AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: The Insufferable Mound

Postby Matthew Notch » Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:13 am

OrangeEyebrows wrote:Man, the rickshaw driver would be disappointed by my underwear.


God, now I'm disappointed...
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