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Re: Random Wisdom

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:25 pm

OrangeEyebrows wrote:That sounds tolerable, but why not just eat the apples, carrots, tomatoes and greens?

Because I have a juicing addiction.
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Re: Random Wisdom

Postby scary-mike » Mon Oct 28, 2013 6:16 am

Shotguns are cheap and difficult to trace.

There are lots of girl scouts. No one will miss a few.

They'll pay. They'll all pay.

If you want to end a conversation just start spitting.

If you kill the witch you will break the spell.

Everyone likes ham.

If there's a storm there won't be witnesses.

They can't follow you into the mountains.

If you grab a dogs tongue it spits out whatever's in it's mouth.
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Re: Random Wisdom

Postby CarrieVS » Mon Oct 28, 2013 8:42 am

Never harm the beloved kitten of a little orphan boy belonging to a mysterious band of travellers. If you do, all the cats in town will creep into your house by night and gorge themselves upon your flesh until they are so full they will not eat for days.

If you kill the witch, you may break the spell, but her misshapen familiar will survive her long enough to hunt you down and eat you from the inside out.

If you haven't read H. P. Lovecraft, you should.
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Re: Random Wisdom

Postby Australia » Mon Oct 28, 2013 9:19 am

Nothing is random
Everything is wise
If a vamp says she loves you
Trust me, it's all lies.
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Re: Random Wisdom

Postby JamishT » Mon Oct 28, 2013 11:07 am

Rub some bacon on it.
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Re: Random Wisdom

Postby scary-mike » Sat Nov 02, 2013 2:26 am

Walk a mile in someone else's shoes, it'll throw off the police.
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Re: Random Wisdom

Postby CarrieVS » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:15 pm

Some maths.

Let x be a tiny tiny number. For argument's sake, let x = 1/7 000 000 000

Is x so tiny as to be insignificant? Might it as well be nothing? Well let's look at the ratio of x to nothing:

x/0 = (1/7 000 000 000)/0 =

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Strictly speaking, x/0 is undefined, but the limit of x/y as y tends to 0 is infinity. Well, strictly speaking that's undefined too, but the limit of x/y as y tends to 0 from above is infinity. Work with me here.



Even a tiny tiny difference is not just a bit better than nothing, it's infinitely better than nothing.
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Re: Random Wisdom

Postby gregfrankenstein » Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:36 am

AShireForBaggins wrote:Also, whenever YouTube tries getting you to switch to your "real name", if you hit refresh, the video will proceed to play.


Oh my god, I can only faintly remember when this was true.

*weeps*
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Re: Random Wisdom

Postby LaoWai » Sun Feb 16, 2014 11:03 am

It's high time this thread was brought back. Cleaning some spilled toothpaste of the top of my sink, I noticed the sink got cleaner than usual, so I experimented to see what else I could clean with toothpaste. Faucet?
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Hard water stains on shower doors?
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The left door in those pictures was cleaned with bathroom cleaner and a lot of scrubbing. The one on the right was cleaned with toothpaste on a wet cloth.
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Re: Random Wisdom

Postby CarrieVS » Sun Feb 16, 2014 1:01 pm

Brilliant, Lao.
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Re: Random Wisdom

Postby CarrieVS » Sun Nov 23, 2014 12:33 am

Is there anything toothpaste can't clean? I heard it can get bloodstains out of clothes after they've dried and had tried a couple of times without success but today I finally did it right. You have to soak it (and if it's not completely dried, get as much as you can out that way) and then rub the toothpaste in while it's still wet. Leave it for a couple of hours, and then wash it (cold wash is probably best) without rinsing the toothpaste out.

It got about 90% of the blood out of my brand new pyjama bottoms. :D
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Re: Random Wisdom

Postby JamishT » Sun Nov 23, 2014 4:58 am

CarrieVS wrote:Is there anything toothpaste can't clean? I heard it can get bloodstains out of clothes after they've dried and had tried a couple of times without success but today I finally did it right. You have to soak it (and if it's not completely dried, get as much as you can out that way) and then rub the toothpaste in while it's still wet. Leave it for a couple of hours, and then wash it (cold wash is probably best) without rinsing the toothpaste out.

It got about 90% of the blood out of my brand new pyjama bottoms. :D


I would ask why your pajamas have blood on them, but I probably don't want to know about your nighttime sacrifices.

Also, that is super cool that toothpaste is a great cleaning agent. It leaves the cleaned thing smelling fresh too, doesn't it?
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Re: Random Wisdom

Postby Strant » Sun Nov 23, 2014 5:54 am

Please click the play button to hear wisdom.
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Re: Random Wisdom

Postby LaoWai » Sun Nov 23, 2014 6:31 am

Cleaning with toothpaste does leave my entire bathroom smelling minty fresh. I consider this a bonus.
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Re: Random Wisdom

Postby JamishT » Sun Jan 04, 2015 8:51 am

Oh hey guys, Popular Mechanics knows about toothpaste. They have a whole slideshow about cleaning with toothpaste.
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