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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby LunarTeaHouse » Fri Oct 06, 2017 6:14 am

JamishT wrote:Anyway, welcome to TCS, LTH! Someone else can ask you the TMNT question, because I have questions of my own:

1. What's a good name for a goldfish?

2. If you owned an airline, what perk would you offer to set yourself apart from the competition?

3. Who would you throw in a bed of poison ivy (just one person)?


1.) Cosmo & Wanda! Is that too cliche?
2.) I would give everyone adult coloring books and crayons. (why hasn't anyone thought of this before?!)
3.) Kim Jong Un

@DogLovingJim, my favorite dog would probably be an American Eskimo. They're so fluffy!

My favorite ninja turtle would have to be Leonardo. I was never really a TMNT fan but I've always loved Leonardo (person) because he was into both math and art, which are pretty hard to combine. I'm attempting to do something similar presently.
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby JamishT » Fri Oct 06, 2017 6:55 am

I will only fly on your airline, LTH, that's a great idea!

Also, welcome to TCS, EstRitt! I have some questions for you toooooooooooooOOOOoooo (with extra spoopyness)!

1. If you could carve anything onto a pumpkin, what it be?

2. What song do you hope is being played in this GIF?
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3. Send someone to Mars for their whole life (probably)! Who is it? (this will not remove any presidents/kings/etc from power, it will just physically move them)


EDIT: Anyone can answer these, BTW...
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby sunglasses » Fri Oct 06, 2017 2:23 pm

lol angry dooting
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby DoglovingJim » Fri Oct 06, 2017 2:33 pm

JamishT wrote:3. Send someone to Mars for their whole life (probably)! Who is it? (this will not remove any presidents/kings/etc from power, it will just physically move them)


EDIT: Anyone can answer these, BTW...


Gandhi and Adam Sandler, the both of them.

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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby Australia » Fri Oct 06, 2017 3:23 pm

That would make a hell of a sitcom. Gandhi's sitting in his pod trying to achieve enlightenment but Adam Sandler keeps screaming at nonsense and breaking him out of it. Eventually Gandhi rubs off on Sandler and he finds a semblance of calm, but it's too late for Gandhi, as Adam has slowly driven him insane and, unable to leave the chamber, lest he suffocate and unable to resist non-violence any longer, he pulls a Frank Grimes and destroys the base, killing them both.
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Come to think of it, the finale will probably not be using the laugh track very much.

But this is all assuming Gandhi has been resurrected. If he's still dead in Jim's scenario, it's just Adam Sandler on Mars with a rotting corpse playing Weekend at Bernie's for nobody's amusement. Also known as Weekend at Bernie's 2.
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby LifeOnAFarm » Fri Oct 06, 2017 4:26 pm

Hey all, Seamus is my real name. Serial lurker here at the comments section and cracked. The paid voting has finally put the nail in the cracked coffin for me so I decided to leave my first comment two years after joining. You'll be seeing a lot more of me here. Well, not really.. I'll still just be lurking but I'll be here
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Oct 06, 2017 5:45 pm

Now don't just sit there, join us!
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby Cordslash » Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:58 pm

LifeOnAFarm wrote:Hey all, Seamus is my real name. Serial lurker here at the comments section and cracked. The paid voting has finally put the nail in the cracked coffin for me so I decided to leave my first comment two years after joining. You'll be seeing a lot more of me here. Well, not really.. I'll still just be lurking but I'll be here


Seamus? That sounds suspiciously Irish, and we already have an Irish person here.

Hey guys, let's throw a potato into the ring and let them fight for it!
Two micks enter, one mick leaves......

Logan knows this is just a friendly jab, hope Seamus does too
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby LifeOnAFarm » Sat Oct 07, 2017 12:28 am

Wait, there's already an Irish person here? Those bastards get everywhere.
And I prefer to be called a Paddy. Mick has fallen out of favour. POI (person of Irishness) works too
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby Typical Michael » Sat Oct 07, 2017 12:52 am

I'm the only Mick around here, and I will fight you for it.
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby JamishT » Sat Oct 07, 2017 6:37 am

THERE ARE SO MANY NEW PEOPLE! Alright LOAF, LiFarm, Seamus, Shameless, whatever you want, I got some questions for ya (and anyone else who feels like answering)!

1. You can carve an Ireland sized chunk out of any country in the world with no negative consequences, where do you establish your new country? (Bonus points for the name)

2. Who in the world would you like to ambush with a classic bucket of water splashing?

3. Which historical landmark would you egg if given the chance?
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby EstellaRittenhouse » Sat Oct 07, 2017 7:10 am

Sup Jamish!
1) I can't think of anyone better to carve onto a pumpkin than David Pumpkins
2)

3) I would send James Cameron to Mars. He will film the planet using cutting-edge tech, inspiring Earth's scientists to develop space travel while sparing us from 3 more Avatar sequels
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby EstellaRittenhouse » Sat Oct 07, 2017 7:11 am

Not sure how Youtube links work here. But this is what I hope the skeleton was playing

https://youtu.be/PcRyjkYdDxM
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby JamishT » Sat Oct 07, 2017 7:54 am

EstellaRittenhouse wrote:Sup Jamish!
1) I can't think of anyone better to carve onto a pumpkin than David Pumpkins
2)

3) I would send James Cameron to Mars. He will film the planet using cutting-edge tech, inspiring Earth's scientists to develop space travel while sparing us from 3 more Avatar sequels


I fixed that Youtube thing for ya! If you click quote or edit, you can see how it works.
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby SilverMaple » Mon Oct 09, 2017 6:43 am

Very late to the party here, but welcome to all the fresh specimens new people! Enjoy your stay and if, like me, your only previous commenting experience was on Cracked, take advantage of your new gif-posting freedom.

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