So
that's why that Russian website has all those details about me. I thought it was a fan club of some sort.
Ooh, a new reply while I was typing! I hated PWOT culture for a long time, but eventually it grew on me. I think that at the time the schism happened and this place was established, I was still complaining about PWOT and denouncing it as a weird echo chamber where my stimulating edginess and superior intellect were not appreciated. But I complained a whole lot, and they never banned me, and everywhere else on the Internet got much, much worse, and in the end I decided it wasn't really an echo chamber. Then they deleted it. But without my disgruntlement, I would never have found this place, so it's all good in the end.
Since I said I would read your introductions and freak you out: Nathan, you say I'll never know your location, but I know you are in Canada! Haha! That narrows it down considerably; I assume Canada can't be that big. And cmsellers, if you like having lots of browser tabs open at once, and it made you dislike Firefox in 2014, there's a browser called
Vivaldi which is designed specifically for people in your situation. At last, your presumed four and a half years of mild suffering are over! P-please like me, everyone.
More posts! Damn it!
1) I don't know which one's which, but I had a jigsaw with them on when I was a child and my favourite was the one who has a stick for a weapon, because I thought it was impressive that he could kick ass with such a crappy weapon. Was that one Donatello?
2) I like it in the form of whole peanuts, with butter provided separately. So I guess that's extremely chunky.
3) It's no mustard. Mustard all the way.
4) I honestly do not know my blood type, and it really frustrates me because doctors keep taking my blood. The last time I asked, they said I could pay money to find out, or give blood and they'd tell me for free. That sounded like a great rule until I discovered that as a Type 1 diabetic, nobody wants my deliciously sweetened blood. That should also explain what my organs are like. Also, it freaks me out that I carry my organs with me everywhere I go for my whole life, and they're right there, and yet if all goes to plan, I will never see them. How disappointing. The curiosity really gets to me sometimes. I could have fluorescent orange intestines and literally never find out.
5) Ice cream. I love coffee-flavoured ice cream, but I do not like coffee. I am a man of contradictions.