Have You Tried Killing The Poor

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Have You Tried Killing The Poor

Postby CommanderRidley » Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:21 pm

I'm not saying it will work, I'm just saying run it through the computer.
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Re: Have You Tried Killing The Poor

Postby sunglasses » Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:47 pm

But if we kill all the poor, then we are the poor. And then the computer will kill us.
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Re: Have You Tried Killing The Poor

Postby Anglerphobe » Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:09 pm

We must at least round up all the dwarfs.
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Re: Have You Tried Killing The Poor

Postby Malfeasinator » Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:12 pm

I tried killing everybody. It's really hard to infect Madagascar and New Zealand.

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Re: Have You Tried Killing The Poor

Postby iMURDAu » Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:13 pm

Killing the poor requires too much effort. The optimal path is to have the poor kill each other. It is also a good idea to keep them preoccupied with shinies they can't easily attain.
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Re: Have You Tried Killing The Poor

Postby Australia » Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:23 pm

Yeah, but my venereal diseases work slowly so I haven't succeeded yet. Maybe it would work better if I didn't use a condom.
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Re: Have You Tried Killing The Poor

Postby Anglerphobe » Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:53 pm

I think you need to consult the Pope on that one, Aus.
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Re: Have You Tried Killing The Poor

Postby cmsellers » Sat Jul 14, 2018 8:29 pm

No need, we all know the pope only does bareback.
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Re: Have You Tried Killing The Poor

Postby NathanLoiselle » Sun Jul 15, 2018 10:00 pm

Yes I have. While they often fight back for some strange, unknown reason (after all, they're poor they have no reason to live) I have succeeded. Or have I?
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Re: Have You Tried Killing The Poor

Postby Krashlia » Wed Jul 18, 2018 2:08 am

But... that... you see... It just doesn't feel right. Also, it won't help us. In fact, just offing the poor might make our deficits worse.
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Re: Have You Tried Killing The Poor

Postby Cpt._Funkotron » Wed Jul 18, 2018 2:25 am

I also like Mitchell and Webb.
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