Suggestions for my new puppy name are open

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What should I name my puppy?

Stupid dog
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Hide the Pain Harold
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Isis
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Doggy McDogface
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Suggestions for my new puppy name are open

Postby Tesseracts » Wed Apr 18, 2018 8:39 pm

I’m buying a new labradoodle this weekend. I don’t know what gender it will be. It will be chocolate or parti, I will post pictures below in case you are one of the many people who has never been told what “parti” means.

I might not take any of your suggestions. I might pick a stupid name. You have been warned.

My previous dogs have been a blonde goldendoodle named Ginger, an apricot poodle named Mango, and a black lab named Buster. (I didn’t pick that one so it’s not a food.) (It doesn’t have to be a food.)

My sister suggested Nora.

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Postby FaceTheCitizen » Wed Apr 18, 2018 8:51 pm

Oreo if it’s a parti.

If it’s a chocolate, name it Black Dynamite.
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Postby Marcuse » Wed Apr 18, 2018 9:15 pm

Ludovico Manin

What? Why such a weird name. It's the name (according to a 2 second Google search, not claiming historiography on this) of the last Doge of Venice. That's cool. Even cooler, the name Ludovico was used in A Clockwork Orange as the fictional behaviour modification Ludovico Technique. There is also a hilarious goth industrial band by the same name. What's not to like?

Edit: It totally abbreviates to Ludo when you're not in the mood to explain why your dog has a better name than most of the people you'll ever meet.
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Postby Australia » Wed Apr 18, 2018 9:20 pm

Steamed Labs. That's what I call labradoodles. It's a regional dialect.

My Dad's steamed lab is named after his favourite footy player if that helps.
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Postby FaceTheCitizen » Wed Apr 18, 2018 9:33 pm

Another suggestion: Parti Hard.
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Postby KleinerKiller » Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:26 pm

Chocolate = Shaft

Parti = Race War

Either/Or = KleinerKiller
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Postby Anglerphobe » Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:29 pm

I'd like Dolomite. It's a classy canine futurama reference, and arguably appropriate if it's a chocco.
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Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:38 pm

How about Kazza? It's "cat" in Old High German. Or perhaps Bǣl? It's a more poetic version of "blæc", the Old English word for Black, and can also be used to mean "fire" or "pyre".

What? I'm doing a Linguistics word origin assignment using a big-ass 47 year old dictionary.
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Postby iMURDAu » Wed Apr 18, 2018 11:51 pm

Kisses. After the dog in the Man's Best Friend episode of American Dad.

Or how about Pandemonium and you can use Panda for short.

I don't recommend Hugh Janus even though it's a magnificent name.

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Re: Suggestions for my new puppy name are open

Postby DoglovingJim » Thu Apr 19, 2018 3:20 pm

Jim or some other form of the name.
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Postby Krashlia » Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:59 pm

I chose Isis, but my real, non-poll choice would be Speckles.
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Re: Suggestions for my new puppy name are open

Postby JamishT » Fri Apr 20, 2018 6:28 am

I'm a fan of normal human names for pets, so maybe Dwight, Jim, Stanley, or Michael.

Of course I've been watching The Office again, why do you ask?
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Re: Suggestions for my new puppy name are open

Postby DoglovingJim » Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:53 pm

JamishT wrote:I'm a fan of normal human names for pets, so maybe Dwight, Jim, Stanley, or Michael.

Of course I've been watching The Office again, why do you ask?


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Re: Suggestions for my new puppy name are open

Postby JamishT » Sat Apr 21, 2018 2:56 am

DoglovingJim wrote:
JamishT wrote:I'm a fan of normal human names for pets, so maybe Dwight, Jim, Stanley, or Michael.

Of course I've been watching The Office again, why do you ask?


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Only if the full name is Jimothy!
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Re: Suggestions for my new puppy name are open

Postby Malfeasinator » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:20 am

If it's a boy, Samwise, because a dog will follow you into Mordor and back.

If it's a girl, Mina. I don't know why, I just like that name for dogs and cats.
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