Official Christmas Gift Extravaganza

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Official Christmas Gift Extravaganza

Postby Tesseracts » Mon Dec 25, 2017 6:17 pm

We didn't get around to doing Secret Santa this year because it was 2017 (I promise there will be more gift opportunities in the future like Valentines Day). So instead we are creating this thread WHERE EVERYONE CAN GIVE GIFTS TO EVERYONE.

I got TCS this gif and also, for this thread, I will do a quick sketch of anything you want within reason.
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Re: Official Christmas Gift Extravaganza

Postby LegionofShrooms » Mon Dec 25, 2017 6:46 pm

Well, it'll be a while before I get the technicalities down, but I'm working on getting my own line of sauces and rubs and marinades and such marketed at some point. Once I figure out how to bottle it properly so it doesn't spoil, I'll be happy to send bottles of stuff on here for people to try, doubly so because it broadens my feedback pool and I know there are at least a few other cooks/chefs on here.
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Re: Official Christmas Gift Extravaganza

Postby Strant » Mon Dec 25, 2017 8:00 pm

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Re: Official Christmas Gift Extravaganza

Postby Thedizzypunch » Mon Dec 25, 2017 8:05 pm

hmm, how about drawing santa's sleigh with the eeveelutions?
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Re: Official Christmas Gift Extravaganza

Postby JamishT » Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:50 am

LegionofShrooms wrote:Well, it'll be a while before I get the technicalities down, but I'm working on getting my own line of sauces and rubs and marinades and such marketed at some point. Once I figure out how to bottle it properly so it doesn't spoil, I'll be happy to send bottles of stuff on here for people to try, doubly so because it broadens my feedback pool and I know there are at least a few other cooks/chefs on here.


I'd try the shit out of some sauces!

I don't really know what to offer people besides the wish you have (had) a merry Christmas!

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Re: Official Christmas Gift Extravaganza

Postby DamianaRaven » Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:07 am

On the subject of Christmas gifts, I'd like to remind everyone NOT to put the boxes for your expensive new pretties out by the curb without breaking them down first. Burglars like to drive around after Christmas to see who got what, so try not to do any advertising for them!

EDIT: Now that I've gotten it scanned, here's what I got from Rachel. It's the goddess Pele, with somewhat... familiar features:

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Re: Official Christmas Gift Extravaganza

Postby sunglasses » Tue Dec 26, 2017 6:49 pm

I hope everyone had a happy holiday.

I didn't make anything so here's a poem.

Twas the day after Christmas, and there still was some cheer
Coming from Dog Lovin' Jim, who was barbecuing with beer
"It's Chrissy, in Oz, we've no time for fright
For the venomous creatures have left for the night
Yes, it may be the day after but they take an extended snooze
And take time to torment the local kangaroos
The grill didn't blow up this time, and the food is grilling
Got fresh burgers and shrimp, all for a killing
But if you come down and partake in my food
Be sure to pet the dogs, otherwise it's a bit rude."

In England, with bellies still lamenting the excess of roast potatoes
Many living rooms looks like they'd been visited by small tornadoes
The children of all ages were opening presents
Showing joy and smiles to their weary parents
At least that's how I envision Boxing Day
But sometimes my mind goes astray

I've just realized I'm out of coffee and I'm starting to panic
So I won't finish my rhymes about ball sweat with St. Nick
When he finishes visiting the Southern Hemisphere
Because no one wants to imagine a bright red sweaty rear


~Fin~

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