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Top Ten Most Powerful Objects in the TCS Universe

Postby Tesseracts » Fri Oct 20, 2017 3:00 pm

There are many powerful items and weapons in TCS. But which are the MOST powerful? Discuss. Here is my list.

Top Ten Most Powerful Objects in the TCS Universe

10. Bert's Mom
9. Cat on keyboard
8. Despair
7. The hoard of dresses
6. Elf slaves
5. Edit post button
4. Ban hammer
3. Dumpster fire emoji
2. The rep point
1. The power of hate week
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Re: Top Ten Most Powerful Objects in the TCS Universe

Postby FaceTheCitizen » Fri Oct 20, 2017 3:03 pm

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Re: Top Ten Most Powerful Objects in the TCS Universe

Postby DoglovingJim » Fri Oct 20, 2017 3:18 pm

I think the most powerful object in this forum is the love and respect you all have for one another, how you guys may disagree in many different topics but when people need help you guys are always ready to reassure and support them.


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However the second most powerful object certainly must be Bert's mother, since you guys can never seem to stop talking about her.

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I like to think she looks like this, only Jewish and holding a tray of freshly baked cookies. Ready to treat anyone with the same love she would have for her own children, a good mother.
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Re: Top Ten Most Powerful Objects in the TCS Universe

Postby IamNotCreepy » Fri Oct 20, 2017 3:27 pm

The collective awesome beards (JamesT, Jamish, Taluun, etc.)
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Re: Top Ten Most Powerful Objects in the TCS Universe

Postby Albatross727 » Fri Oct 20, 2017 4:08 pm

10. Batman
9. Batman
8. Batman
7. Batman
6. Batman
5. Batman
4. Batman
3. Batman
2. Batman
1. The Glorious Avian Revolution
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Re: Top Ten Most Powerful Objects in the TCS Universe

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Oct 20, 2017 6:13 pm

10. Bert's Mom
9. My complaints about human nature
8. Arguments with Crimson or Aviel
7. Emoji Warfare
6. "I'm drinking, should I post in the cocktail thread?"
5. Hate Week
4. Depression
3. Just, all the depression
2. Mocking Tumblr, Trump, and the alt-right
1. Memes
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Re: Top Ten Most Powerful Objects in the TCS Universe

Postby iMURDAu » Fri Oct 20, 2017 7:12 pm

10- Video games
9- One's personal affinity for one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
8- Now if there's one thing you can be sure of, it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish. Except an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine guns and missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry, an absolute death machine.
7- Holiday Avatars
6- RPGs and other forum games
5- Memes
4- "You have received XX reputation points"
3- Discussing Donald Trump
2- Cracked dot com
1- Everyone's favorite member of the Endless, Despair
0- Things left unsaid during hate week
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Re: Top Ten Most Powerful Objects in the TCS Universe

Postby Ladki96 » Fri Oct 20, 2017 7:16 pm

DoglovingJim wrote:I think the most powerful object in this forum is the love and respect you all have for one another, how you guys may disagree in many different topics but when people need help you guys are always ready to reassure and support them.

DoglovingJim wrote:but when people need help you guys are always ready to reassure and support them.

DoglovingJim wrote:you guys

<.<

10. Jim's Modesty
9. Actually, quite a lot of people's modesty
8. Seller's many stuff sharing topics :P (dreams, critters, flowers, polls)
7. The Introduction Thread (it's nice to welcome new guys)
6. Sharing insecurities and frustrations ^^ good outlet
5. Discussion that tolerates all opinions (hopefully :P)
4. All the creative output (you guys are all very talented!)
3. Kate!
2. Wishing birthdays <3
1. Forum games /o/

Poop, misunderstood the question somewhere and wrote top 10 good things about TCS instead :P
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Re: Top Ten Most Powerful Objects in the TCS Universe

Postby jbobsully11 » Fri Oct 20, 2017 7:45 pm

10. the cocktail lounge
9. Bert's mom
8. memes
7. mental illness
6. RPGs
5. politics
4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles affiliation
3. wildly-diverging discussions
2. Hate Week
1. rep points
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Re: Top Ten Most Powerful Objects in the TCS Universe

Postby sunglasses » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:16 pm

1. The TCS Swimsuit Calendar
2. Bert's Mom
3. Citations please
4. Van Gogh the Turtle
5. SQL Errors
6. Self deprecating humor
7. Jim's love for dogs
8. Metal cat claws
9. Cheese
10. Edit button
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Re: Top Ten Most Powerful Objects in the TCS Universe

Postby Krashlia » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:17 pm

iMURDAu wrote:10- Video games
9- One's personal affinity for one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
8- Now if there's one thing you can be sure of, it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish. Except an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine guns and missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry, an absolute death machine.
7- Holiday Avatars
6- RPGs and other forum games
5- Memes
4- "You have received XX reputation points"
3- Discussing Donald Trump
2- Cracked dot com
1- Everyone's favorite member of the Endless, Despair
0- Things left unsaid during hate week


Really, the deepest hatreds are those unsaid ones. Which is why the Great Ris-Lhaka said, "The least angriest and hateful time in TCS's year is hate week." --The Flow 5:36.
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Re: Top Ten Most Powerful Objects in the TCS Universe

Postby KleinerKiller » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:48 pm

10-4. The vague melancholy that comes when you take too long to finish your post and everyone says what you were going to, forcing you to think of new jokes
3. The communal punching bag covered in David Wong quotes
2. Octoberpumpkin
1. The 10th thumb up
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Re: Top Ten Most Powerful Objects in the TCS Universe

Postby Australia » Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:49 pm

10. Avoiding listicles.
9. Repetition
7. Poor mathematics.
6. Pro hatematics.
5. Repetition
4. It tastes like burning.
3. Simpsons references.
2. Tangents. Staying on topic is like Bert's mum. It's gotten old and we just refuse to do it anymore. Our generation is just easily distracted. Distracted is a funny word. Does anyone ever get tracted? I'm going to call the suicide hotline and ask them.
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Re: Top Ten Most Powerful Objects in the TCS Universe

Postby Piter Lauchy » Sun Oct 22, 2017 9:55 pm

Ladki96 wrote:
DoglovingJim wrote:you guys

<.<

Pretty sure that's a gender neutral "you guys" so feel free to feel included. =)

As for the topic at hand:
10.-2. Dick jokes
1. My dick
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Re: Top Ten Most Powerful Objects in the TCS Universe

Postby ghijkmnop » Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:30 pm

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