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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Tesseracts » Tue Nov 07, 2017 7:43 am

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avi - Today at 1:35 AM
step 6: ayyyy macarena
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:04 am

avi - Today at 11:00 PM
just because someone has a price doesn't mean that price is any standard of living
because in that situation, it's quite possible that no standard of living will actually make you happy
but at a certain point you're getting enough money that it'd be questionably moral for you to turn it down because of how many other people you could help with it
then the question isn't "would you bone an old dude to live in a mansion made of steaks", it's "would you bone an old dude to cure a million people of malaria"

Tesseracts - Today at 11:02 PM
i dont like avis trolley problem
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:17 am

Edited for coherence

cmsellers - Today at 12:10 AM
So she's a nine.

avi - Today at 12:10 AM
wait, datable = hotness > craziness?

cmsellers - Today at 12:10 AM
On the crazy scale.

avi - Today at 12:10 AM
that seems wrong

Tesseracts - Today at 12:10 AM
this scale sounds retarded

cmsellers - Today at 12:11 AM
It's from HIMYM, avi.
It's a joke.

Carp - Today at 12:11 AM
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avi - Today at 12:11 AM
okay, fine, he normalized his axes

Carp - Today at 12:11 AM
not sure if it should be linear tho

avi - Today at 12:11 AM
maybe the crazy axis is logarithmic

avi - Today at 12:13 AM
anyway, it's really actually asymptotic. There is a point in craziness not that far along the scale at which no level of hotness justifies it
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby 52xMax » Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:39 pm

Speaking about Al Franken, Elon Musk, and televangelists

Deathclaw_Puncher - Today at 9:14 AM
Why treat them as messiahs when all they do is reinvent the wheel?
52XMax - Today at 9:15 AM
Never meet your heroes. They'll corner you and try to grope/masturbate in front of you
Tesseracts - Today at 9:15 AM
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TurkeyRidley - Today at 9:15 AM
I suddenly started viewing female porn stars as my heroes
R.I.Pumpkin - Today at 9:16 AM
Ridley! wacky theme music


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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby FaceTheCitizen » Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:28 pm

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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby SilverMaple » Sun Nov 19, 2017 4:26 am

Tesseracts - Today at 9:24 PM
butts are both gender and species neutral
butts for president 2020
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Sun Nov 19, 2017 6:04 am

SilverMaple wrote:Tesseracts - Today at 9:24 PM
butts are both gender and species neutral
butts for president 2020

I mean, we elected a horse's ass in 2016 and look how that's turning out.
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby IamNotCreepy » Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:35 am

On when Avi gets nominated to be a federal judge:

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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Tesseracts » Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:39 am

"I think justice is stupid and that is my real opinion now and 30 years from now." - Aviel
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby 52xMax » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:17 am

Avi: the fact that The Disaster Artist is getting such Hi Marks almost makes me want to watch The Room


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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Tesseracts » Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:11 am

Strant - Today at 12:06 AM
I should create my own crypto currency
I'll call if
Uh
Handcoin
That'll surely be successful
With branding like that you can't fail

Tesseracts - Today at 12:07 AM
it has a built in market
of people who have hands
thats a lot of people
Strant - Today at 12:07 AM
Exactly
It's reletablr
*relatable
Plus you can trade your hands for it
Tesseracts - Today at 12:07 AM
im naming my cryptocurrecny reletablr
its like tumblr
Strant - Today at 12:07 AM
1 hand = 1 handcoin
Tesseracts - Today at 12:07 AM
except more relatable
and also more blurr
Strant - Today at 12:08 AM
It's the first crypto currency backed by real world value
52XMax - Today at 12:08 AM
I'll call it Krypto, and my logo will be a dog wearing a cape
Tesseracts - Today at 12:08 AM
this will be big in saudi arabia
52XMax - Today at 12:08 AM
Here's hoping DC won't sue
Strant - Today at 12:09 AM
My crypto currency will also allow you to convert the handcoins into actual hands at any time
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby Tesseracts » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:15 am

cmsellers - Today at 11:12 PM
Tess, you have some really stupid friends.
Have you considered a switch from regular artist to con artist?
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:48 am

Lightly edited to remove irrelevant cracks Max and I made.

JT_SupperGravyDverk - Today at 11:40 PM
question: if a wookie and a human got it on would that be bestiality? I need to know for the fan fiction I'm editing

cmsellers - Today at 11:41 PM
How smart are wookies?
Can a wookie consent?

Mick - Today at 11:42 PM
There are wookie jedi
they can understand languages but dont have the vocal chords to produce them

JT_SupperGravyDverk - Today at 11:43 PM
so, they're like the Welsh

52XMax - Today at 11:45 PM
Except they fuck less sheep
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Thu Dec 21, 2017 4:01 am

Edited to make punchier as usual.

Sprite - Today at 8:57 PM
Do swedes sleep with their cousins too?

Strant - Today at 8:57 PM
If Ash was here he'd be saying yes
But no, we don't
We sleep with our uncles and nephews

cmsellers - Today at 8:58 PM
Swedes all sleep with their Somali rapists.

Strant - Today at 8:58 PM
The pirates keep coming for my booty
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Re: Shit Said in IRC

Postby cmsellers » Thu Dec 28, 2017 7:15 am

Strant - Yesterday at 10:39 PM
Though, there's a pretty big difference between American conceptions of race and European conceptions of race

Tesseracts - Yesterday at 10:42 PM
look, the only thing that matters is if the TSA stops you
and if you are armenian the answer is yes
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