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Pottermore now has a quiz to tell you your patronus

Postby sunglasses » Thu Sep 22, 2016 5:20 pm

Sadly, it doesn't tell you what it means.

I got a black swan.

It's a very pretty quiz.

https://my.pottermore.com/patronus
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Re: Pottermore now has a quiz to tell you your patronus

Postby Marcuse » Thu Sep 22, 2016 6:36 pm

I got a crow, which I suppose means I know nothing???
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Re: Pottermore now has a quiz to tell you your patronus

Postby Twistappel » Thu Sep 22, 2016 9:01 pm

I got "eagle" because reasons.

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I was hoping for "wombat". A wombat would make an awesome patronus.
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Re: Pottermore now has a quiz to tell you your patronus

Postby Grimstone » Thu Sep 22, 2016 10:32 pm

My patronus is a snek

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Postby mancityfooty » Thu Sep 22, 2016 10:51 pm

Mine is a weasel.
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Postby cmsellers » Fri Sep 23, 2016 3:19 am

Mine is the Goatse guy. I think that means I'm a gigantic asshole?
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Re: Pottermore now has a quiz to tell you your patronus

Postby NathanLoiselle » Fri Sep 23, 2016 3:54 am

I got a pile of shit! Because I'm full of it!

EDIT: I really got a white swan but it might as well be a pile of shit for as helpful as that is.
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Postby Kivutar » Fri Sep 23, 2016 4:37 am

I got orangutan, which... sounds about right actually.
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Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Fri Sep 23, 2016 4:27 pm

I got Harambe!

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Re: Pottermore now has a quiz to tell you your patronus

Postby mancityfooty » Fri Sep 23, 2016 8:12 pm

NathanLoiselle wrote:I got a pile of shit! Because I'm full of it!

EDIT: I really got a white swan but it might as well be a pile of shit for as helpful as that is.

swans are vicious bitches. I think they are the hippopotami of the avian world.
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Re: Pottermore now has a quiz to tell you your patronus

Postby NathanLoiselle » Fri Sep 23, 2016 11:54 pm

mancityfooty wrote:
NathanLoiselle wrote:I got a pile of shit! Because I'm full of it!

EDIT: I really got a white swan but it might as well be a pile of shit for as helpful as that is.

swans are vicious bitches. I think they are the hippopotami of the avian world.
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-17736292


I disagree. Canadian Geese are the hippopotami of the avian world. They're even meaner than swans.
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Re: Pottermore now has a quiz to tell you your patronus

Postby SilverMaple » Sat Sep 24, 2016 1:14 am

Otter. That's the same Patronus as Hermione (don't ask me how I remember that, but can't remember my postal code to save my life), so I guess it's a compliment? I can live with having a Patronus that's cute and fluffy as fuck, anyways.

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Re: Pottermore now has a quiz to tell you your patronus

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Sat Sep 24, 2016 1:47 am

Otter gifs are the best:

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Re: Pottermore now has a quiz to tell you your patronus

Postby Grimstone » Sun Sep 25, 2016 8:50 am

BROWNRECLUSE wrote:Otter gifs are the best


That's otter nonsense!

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