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5B and the "angry army mom"

Postby sunglasses » Wed May 04, 2016 6:28 pm

So I somehow stumbled across this. The whole enchange was screenshotted from a member of 5b's phone. Now, full disclosure. I don't care for everything 5b posts nor am I condoning some of their stuff. That being said, some of it is funny. Most of the admins in 5b have a military background. With that being said, the following exchange made me horrified, feeling bad for her son, and laughing at the same time.

http://the5b.com/angry-army-mom/

http://the5b.com/angry-army-mom-pt2/

http://the5b.com/angry-army-mom-pt3/

http://the5b.com/angry-mom-pt4/

http://the5b.com/angry-army-mom-pt5/

http://the5b.com/angry-army-mom-pt-6/

http://the5b.com/angry-army-mom-pt7/
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Re: 5B and the "angry army mom"

Postby Anglerphobe » Wed May 04, 2016 10:11 pm

sunglasses wrote: nor am I condoning some of their stuff. That being said, some of it is funny.


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Re: 5B and the "angry army mom"

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Wed May 04, 2016 11:23 pm

Hmmmm. A novel, if slow-acting means to cause the United States Military to implode from within. By exposing it to the Tumblr generation.
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Re: 5B and the "angry army mom"

Postby Revolving Royal » Thu May 05, 2016 12:16 am

That was beautiful. It was like watching a bomb explode in slow motion.
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Re: 5B and the "angry army mom"

Postby iMURDAu » Thu May 05, 2016 12:58 am

What the hell did I just read?
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Re: 5B and the "angry army mom"

Postby aBagofYoughurt » Thu May 05, 2016 10:49 am

The 5B is a lifestyle. We represent the things in life that make the world go round. Bacon, babes, booze, bullets and beards. We are men and women with a similar belief structure. We believe in American Patriotism as well as being the place where the cool kids can hang out. We do not apologize, we are in-your-face, we are not fluffy and do not pull punches. We create hilarious and viral content geared towards patriots of any kind. We specialize in military humor and babes... lots of babes. 5B is a snapshot of the fun times in life we all wish we could have 24/7. We consider ourselves the "Wish You Were Here" guys, except not expensive and we don't cater to idiots that claim to be something they're not. We are what you see. In your face, raw, and real. We say "Embrace The Bravo" on an hourly basis. .

"Embrace The Bravo" - ETB is the slogan for 5B in a very realistic standpoint. 5B originally meant bullets, bacon, beards, babes, and booze. Now the "Embrace The Bravo" movement has become so much more. We want to see you be your own bravo. Embrace what is BADASS about yourself. Bravo can be brotherhood, badassery, etc. You choose the lifestyle, you make it what you want.


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Re: 5B and the "angry army mom"

Postby sunglasses » Thu May 05, 2016 12:49 pm

iMURDAu wrote:What the hell did I just read?


Helicopter mom contacted the 5b guys asking how her son could "get a patch." A patch being earned in combat, etc. Something you earn, don't just give.The guys trolled her, told her to call her son's CO. A "pizza party" is very much not a good thing. Not at all. So she went loco on them.
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Re: 5B and the "angry army mom"

Postby Marcuse » Thu May 05, 2016 2:26 pm

Maybe it's just me, but I feel like it's difficult for someone to be so credulous as to fall for things like the "let it go" gag. Please, let it be fake, my sanity can't withstand people that ignorant being real.
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Re: 5B and the "angry army mom"

Postby ghijkmnop » Thu May 05, 2016 5:11 pm

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Re: 5B and the "angry army mom"

Postby Bromo » Thu May 05, 2016 7:48 pm

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Re: 5B and the "angry army mom"

Postby iMURDAu » Fri May 06, 2016 2:48 am

sunglasses wrote:
iMURDAu wrote:What the hell did I just read?


Helicopter mom contacted the 5b guys asking how her son could "get a patch." A patch being earned in combat, etc. Something you earn, don't just give.The guys trolled her, told her to call her son's CO. A "pizza party" is very much not a good thing. Not at all. So she went loco on them.


Oh I understand what they were going on about but I'm puzzled as to how that conversation took place. Ya know with a real person who would keep contacting the people that continue to mock her and whatnot. It comes off as staged.
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Re: 5B and the "angry army mom"

Postby JamishT » Fri May 06, 2016 5:09 am

iMURDAu wrote:
sunglasses wrote:
iMURDAu wrote:What the hell did I just read?


Helicopter mom contacted the 5b guys asking how her son could "get a patch." A patch being earned in combat, etc. Something you earn, don't just give.The guys trolled her, told her to call her son's CO. A "pizza party" is very much not a good thing. Not at all. So she went loco on them.


Oh I understand what they were going on about but I'm puzzled as to how that conversation took place. Ya know with a real person who would keep contacting the people that continue to mock her and whatnot. It comes off as staged.



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Re: 5B and the "angry army mom"

Postby mancityfooty » Fri May 06, 2016 4:01 pm

Dammit Sunny!




Well, to be honest, I'm only working 8 today. And I have some time to burn while I'm waiting to get the other machine "fixed" so it can at least limp towards making parts.

Fine. You know where I'll be.

*wanders away to the 5B inbox*

*edit long after I got done*
(sorry Sunny, sorry iMURDAu)

Go to "from the 5b inbox" and make your way down to "unfaithful".
Truly a good read.

Plus, I think I found my new wedding band.
A Kansas quarter, of course.
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Re: 5B and the "angry army mom"

Postby Sparrow » Thu Jun 23, 2016 11:00 pm

That first one....I just watched a man's life be ruined D:
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