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Weird Satanist Guy

Postby EstebanColberto » Sat Apr 30, 2016 2:47 am



I feel like this dude should go on tour with me and JamishT. We'll be the Weird God Guy, The Weird Atheist Guy, and the Weird Satanist Guy. It's unlikely to change any minds, but it'll be entertaining. It'll be like those "I'm a Mac, I'm a PC" commercials. Only with your souls. And more entertaining! "I'm a Mac, I'm a PC, and I'M HERE TO DEVOUR YOUR SOULS!"
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Re: Weird Satanist Guy

Postby sunglasses » Sat Apr 30, 2016 2:57 am

oh yeah, this is fake
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Re: Weird Satanist Guy

Postby Tesseracts » Sat Apr 30, 2016 3:46 am

Regardless of the fakeness, Weird God Guy, The Weird Atheist Guy, and the Weird Satanist Guy needs to be a TV show.
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Re: Weird Satanist Guy

Postby JamishT » Sat Apr 30, 2016 6:45 am

I'm down. I'll talk to CBS, because they need the ratings...
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Re: Weird Satanist Guy

Postby mancityfooty » Sat Apr 30, 2016 12:38 pm

The wife showed me this a while ago. I thought about sharing it but didn't know if you guys could handle it.

Look up Arby's guy on youtube.

There's just something beautiful in the way he tosses his word salads.
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Re: Weird Satanist Guy

Postby rowdyrodimus » Sat Apr 30, 2016 7:23 pm

JamishT wrote:I'm down. I'll talk to CBS, because they need the ratings...


They said if you can make it an investigative show and shoe horn CSI into the title, they'll give you a full season order with an option on a second mid season.
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Re: Weird Satanist Guy

Postby NathanLoiselle » Sat Apr 30, 2016 9:28 pm

CSI : Satan
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Re: Weird Satanist Guy

Postby Malfeasinator » Thu Oct 20, 2016 7:22 am

NathanLoiselle wrote:CSI : Satan


Who would be Satan's lawyer though?

"It wasn't me this time guys! You gotta believe me!"
*hard-nosed cop slams Satan's head into the table*
Other cop: "Jesus! You can't go rough-housing the suspects like that!"
*turns out the other cop actually is JESUS*
"Oh that? That's nothing. I'm about to go first century on his ass."
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