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Postby Tesseracts » Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:05 am

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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby Phighter » Tue Sep 15, 2015 6:20 am

What's mindblowing about being in the theatre?

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01:16 Tuli 08:11 <Phighter> I don't know what's mindblowing about being in the theatre...hmm
01:17 Bert same thing my dad asks for, avi
01:17 Avery plot twist: Ambi now works at a brothel
01:17 Bert some goddamn peace and quiet
01:17 avi I'll take it bort
01:17 Tuli also i thought real theatre, not movie one
01:17 Ambi|WaywardPines Theaters are only mind blowing if you're playing the right movies. Like The Dark Knight Rises or Trainwreck.
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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby Delta Jim » Tue Sep 15, 2015 9:04 pm

01:17 Ambi|WaywardPines Theaters are only mind blowing if you're playing the right movies. Like The Dark Knight Rises or Trainwreck.


I've heard that the play "Our American Cousin" is very mind blowing, especially during Asa Trenchard's monologue.
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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby iMURDAu » Tue Sep 15, 2015 9:38 pm

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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Fri Sep 18, 2015 3:32 am

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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Sep 18, 2015 6:39 am

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Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Mon Sep 21, 2015 3:26 pm

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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby Phighter » Wed Sep 23, 2015 11:06 pm

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

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They put doorknobs on the walls.


The other punchline isn't as good but since I'm going to hell may as well get there faster:

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They teach her to spell f-i-r-e.
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Postby LaChaise » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:16 pm

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"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV?"

"I'll die soon. But the last twenty minutes have been the best years of my life."
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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby Tesseracts » Wed Oct 07, 2015 3:52 am

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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby JamishT » Wed Oct 07, 2015 6:03 am

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And Governor Connolly would be dead?
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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby AboveGL » Wed Oct 07, 2015 12:43 pm

One day, a guy comes back home from work and as he approaches his house, he sees two hooded men with big bags running from his front door. He steps inside to find everything ransacked, so calls the police.

"This is the police. How can I help?"

"I just saw two guys running away from my home. I think it's those two scumbags who live several streets away from me. I look inside my house and it's completely ransacked but I think they've only taken my laptop."

"What kind of laptop is it?"

"It's a crappy Acer Aspire 5320."

"Okay, do you have any other information?"

"Oh yeah, they looked like the kind of sick bastards who'd put loads of child porn on it."
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[10:11] <@JTAWAAAAAY> I just pooped so hard I got a bloody nose
[10:11] <@JTAWAAAAAY> not joking
[10:11] <@Tesseracts> please dont make a twitter about this


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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby ironskoblin » Thu Oct 08, 2015 1:35 am

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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Tue Oct 13, 2015 3:58 am

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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby AboveGL » Tue Oct 13, 2015 8:36 am

Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

So she can moan with the other.
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[10:11] <@JTAWAAAAAY> guys
[10:11] <@JTAWAAAAAY> I just pooped so hard I got a bloody nose
[10:11] <@JTAWAAAAAY> not joking
[10:11] <@Tesseracts> please dont make a twitter about this


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