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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby Bromo » Mon Nov 20, 2017 12:50 am

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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby Grimstone » Fri Nov 24, 2017 9:35 am

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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby Bromo » Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:35 am

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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby DoglovingJim » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:49 pm

Good Lord I got problems, I'm a bad man...


http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/02/toddler-killed-by-car-moving-at-2mph-in-car-park-7126762/
A 17-month-old boy was tragically killed by a car entering a hotel car park at 2mph. Jackson Yates ‘toddled’ into the car’s path outside the Ibis Hotel, in Salford, Greater Manchester, an inquest heard. Charity shop workers find £5,000 rolled-up in a sock Jackson’s mother Cheryl had stopped at the hotel to change his nappy, a day before the family from Yarm, North Yorkshire, were supposed to see a recording of CBeebies show In the Night Garden. Deniss Tischenko was driving the Toyota Rav 4 that hit Jackson on August 10, but Bolton Coroner’s Court heard how the small boy was ‘masked’ from his view. The driver said he felt like he had ‘driven over a speed bump’.


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The driver said he felt like he had ‘driven over a speed bump’

Rest in peace little ghost buster, this was a terrible event (and I largely blame the parents). But I can't seem to stop laughing at this one bit about what the driver felt and the "toddled into the car's path" part too, and I know I'm a terrible person for it.
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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby NathanLoiselle » Mon Dec 04, 2017 3:17 am

Jim. You're a terrible person. But only because that wasn't funny.
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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby Krashlia » Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:08 am

but really? Terrible word choice.
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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby DoglovingJim » Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:15 am

NathanLoiselle wrote:Jim. You're a terrible person. But only because that wasn't funny.

We all have moments like that, it was a very terrible thing certainly. Regardless I found the language used in the article humorous, but humor is subjective and I know many people will rightfully not see the humor in such a sad affair. I can find humor in the most dark things, one of the reasons why I frequent this thread.

I accept I am a terrible person, because I won't deny the phrases used made me laugh. "Toddled into the cars path", who the hell even thinks these things up?
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Cracked.com wrote:Initially, his interest in animals was "primarily a sexual attraction," but as he grew older, he also "developed the emotional attraction." We guess we could call what Jim does ... dog-lovin'
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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:59 am

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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby NathanLoiselle » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:03 am

I am offended! But only because Google can't count black people.
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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby JamishT » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:13 am

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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby A Combustible Lemon » Sat Dec 09, 2017 10:36 am

Youtube man cements his head into a microwave trying to make a mould.
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WE ARE ALL FLOATING IN THE WINDS OF TIME. BUT YOUR CANDLE WILL FLICKER FOR SOME TIME BEFORE IT GOES OUT -- A LITTLE REWARD FOR A LIFE WELL LIVED. FOR I CAN SEE THE BALANCE AND YOU HAVE LEFT THE WORLD MUCH BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT, AND IF YOU ASK ME, said Death, NOBODY COULD DO ANY BETTER THAN THAT...
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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby JamishT » Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:08 am

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(that's the guy who blew up a pathetically weak bomb in NYC recently)

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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby Anglerphobe » Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:26 pm

From a conversation between some friends of mine in the retail business about things they wish they could say to troublesome customers:

"If you don't get your shitty kid under control, I'm going to beat him into the special needs class."
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"Tusser, they tell me, when thou wert alive,
Thou, teaching thrift, thyselfe couldst never thrive.
So, like the whetstone, many men are wont
To sharpen others, when themselves are blunt."

Anyone who has any kind of opinion fucking disgusts me.
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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby iMURDAu » Thu Dec 21, 2017 1:26 am

Ah but they're wrong. You beat the parent to death and let the child know if they grow up and fail to properly raise their child that a similar fate eagerly awaits them. Snot the kids fault they got a shit parent.
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