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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby DoglovingJim » Mon Feb 12, 2018 3:08 am

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Edgar Cabrera wrote:HOLY SHIT GUYS, IT'S DOGLOVINGJIM!!! HE'S HERE!!!

skoobadive wrote:It's the legendary DoglovingJim! Ohboy, this must be the greatest day of my life!

Cracked.com wrote:Initially, his interest in animals was "primarily a sexual attraction," but as he grew older, he also "developed the emotional attraction." We guess we could call what Jim does ... dog-lovin'
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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby Grimstone » Sat Feb 17, 2018 1:20 am

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"The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man's heart."
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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby A Combustible Lemon » Mon Feb 19, 2018 5:07 pm

Been hearing about a hero who got injured holding the door closed in florida.

Then got confused when I just heard another kid get called a hero for holding the door open so kids can run away.

I know, I know, totally possible, but it was hilarious when I first heard of it.
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WE ARE ALL FLOATING IN THE WINDS OF TIME. BUT YOUR CANDLE WILL FLICKER FOR SOME TIME BEFORE IT GOES OUT -- A LITTLE REWARD FOR A LIFE WELL LIVED. FOR I CAN SEE THE BALANCE AND YOU HAVE LEFT THE WORLD MUCH BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT, AND IF YOU ASK ME, said Death, NOBODY COULD DO ANY BETTER THAN THAT...
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Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:22 pm

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"Schmibby Dibby Kabibby"- Alex Hirsch

"When in doubt, meow it out!"- Bex Taylor-Klaus
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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby Grimstone » Sat Feb 24, 2018 2:34 am

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"The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man's heart."
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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

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"I spent a good 20 minutes searching for my glasses, when I realized I was seeing a bit too well.

Then I reached for my face and there were they." --Toy, 2016


The Pokémon master formerly known as Kevin Durant.
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Postby iMURDAu » Sat Mar 10, 2018 5:17 pm

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“This is going to become a bad meme,” Todd observed.
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Postby Anglerphobe » Sun Mar 11, 2018 7:06 pm

Watching a promo for a BBC special celebrating the life and career of recently deceased British entertainer Bruce Forsyth, my girlfriend nudged me and asked what I thought the betting line would be on his being posthumously outed as a sex offender.

I realise this might fall a bit flat for those of you who aren't British, but I found it hilarious. The context is part of it. The BBC actually did this with the most notorious case of its kind in this country, that of Jimmy Savile. A 90 minute tribute to his life was aired shortly after his death, before the allegations started rolling in a few months later. It's not available through the company any more, I think, but a friend happened to have it recorded. It makes for incredibly eerie viewing today.
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Postby Krashlia » Sun Mar 11, 2018 9:53 pm

So basically, Hollywood but in slower motion?
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Postby DanteHoratio » Thu Mar 15, 2018 3:40 pm

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"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself." -Mark Twain

"I couldn't live a week without a private library - indeed, I'd part with all my furniture and squat and sleep on the floor before I'd let go of the 1500 or so books I possess." -HP Lovecraft
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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby iMURDAu » Tue Apr 03, 2018 1:27 am

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“This is going to become a bad meme,” Todd observed.
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Postby FaceTheCitizen » Thu Apr 05, 2018 2:40 pm

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"Or perhaps the distinction between the two wasn’t so fine, between the man-made monster and the man made monster."- Sylvester Lambsbridge, Twig.
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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby Anglerphobe » Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:25 pm

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"Tusser, they tell me, when thou wert alive,
Thou, teaching thrift, thyselfe couldst never thrive.
So, like the whetstone, many men are wont
To sharpen others, when themselves are blunt."

Don't you dare go Hollow.
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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Sun Apr 15, 2018 12:23 pm

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Tesseracts wrote:In this age of falsehoods and lies, it's comforting to know some people are genuinely idiots.
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Re: things that should not be funny, but are (WILL OFFEND!)

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Sun Apr 29, 2018 2:12 pm

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Tesseracts wrote:In this age of falsehoods and lies, it's comforting to know some people are genuinely idiots.
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