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Unintentionally Creepy Website Pictures

Postby sunglasses » Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:48 pm

So I'm on Aetna's website and the very first picture that greets me is this-

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Bitch, you think you're so flexible don't you. I wonder if you're flexible enough to prevent me from ripping out your eyes.
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Seriously, the blonde's smile looks more like she's showing teeth in a display of dominant agression. I figure there's got to be more out there.

Let's see what you find and post them here.
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Re: Unintentionally Creepy Website Pictures

Postby Cordslash » Thu Jul 16, 2015 7:19 pm

I like this one from the Spar franchise:

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Notice how there's exactly one person wearing a mask, and a couple tangoing in the background, apparently on the bar.

The bartender seems to be saying "What this? This is Tuesday".
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Re: Unintentionally Creepy Website Pictures

Postby Bromo » Tue Jul 21, 2015 4:24 pm

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Just looking at the first few pictures gives me the creeps. This site must be the natural habitat of sadists and paraphiles. Look at the statue underneath the article titled "Why are Jews so Funny." Creepy as fuck! Don't forget about the picture of the girl wrapped in the fetal position underneath the title "Blockbusters: The Gallows." Their probably just trying to hide the fact that it's just some sort of Z-list snuff film by calling it a "blockbuster." I never even heard of The Gallows, let alone seen it, because I'm a pure, well-adjusted human being who shelters himself from uncivilized material such as this smut. And seriously, sunglasses as a website logo? You people need to be hanged for such a reprehensible faux pas. Harumph!
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Re: Unintentionally Creepy Website Pictures

Postby Marcuse » Tue Jul 21, 2015 4:33 pm

Look at the statue underneath the article titled "Why are Jews so Funny." Creepy as fuck!


It's a Greek comedy mask, just a little bit close up. Seriously, go try Googling "Jews, comedy" and see what you get....

Several hundred violations of Godwyn's Law, that's what :|
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Re: Unintentionally Creepy Website Pictures

Postby Bromo » Tue Jul 21, 2015 5:40 pm

Marcuse wrote:
Look at the statue underneath the article titled "Why are Jews so Funny." Creepy as fuck!


It's a Greek comedy mask, just a little bit close up. Seriously, go try Googling "Jews, comedy" and see what you get....

Several hundred violations of Godwyn's Law, that's what :|


Who cares what it is? Whether mask or statue, that thing is an abomination to the universe and it must be burned with unholy fire!
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Re: Unintentionally Creepy Website Pictures

Postby SilverMaple » Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:53 am

This might not qualify as exclusively a website picture, but there's this realtor in my area who uses this picture on every single piece of promotional material. It's on the website, on advertisements on benches and such, and plastered on each and every "for sale" sign outside of houses he's selling.

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I can't help but giggle every time I see it. It looks like he just stepped on a piece of Lego or something while being photographed, and is in excruciating pain but is still resolutely trying to smile.
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Re: Unintentionally Creepy Website Pictures

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Wed Jul 22, 2015 4:02 am

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Re: Unintentionally Creepy Website Pictures

Postby Bromo » Wed Jul 22, 2015 6:25 am

BROWNRECLUSE wrote:-snip-


What? Is that supposed to be a reply to SilverMaple's comment because that turtle's smile looks like the realtor's or is it a separate post you are contributing to this thread? TELL US, MAN! Spider... Thing...
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Re: Unintentionally Creepy Website Pictures

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:17 am

Kevin_Durant wrote:
BROWNRECLUSE wrote:-snip-


What? Is that supposed to be a reply to SilverMaple's comment because that turtle's smile looks like the realtor's or is it a separate post you are contributing to this thread? TELL US, MAN! Spider... Thing...



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