Autism is a big problem, that makes the lives of many people difficult, and it must be taken seriously, yadda yadda yadda
This is NotCIAAgent here, what did you fucking expect?
So grab your bleach bottle, because things are going to get SAUCY™!
Google "<your name> the hedgehog" and show the most entertaining results!
I got:
Spoiler: show
Remember, it is for the lolz autism, so don't report me! I am doing something important here!