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Re: Clickhole/Onion/ect

Postby skooma » Tue Mar 01, 2016 2:38 am

Only Clickhole has the guts to warn us about the true dangers of wildlife gone mad.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/9-gees ... oom-a-3981

http://www.clickhole.com/article/16-god ... -movi-3092
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Re: Clickhole/Onion/ect

Postby Tesseracts » Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:01 pm

A while back Obama actually Tweeted an obscure Clickhole joke. Clickhole invented the #RuinAPixarMovie hashtag.



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Re: Clickhole/Onion/ect

Postby aBagofYoughurt » Fri Mar 04, 2016 12:23 pm

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Re: Clickhole/Onion/ect

Postby Tesseracts » Sun Mar 13, 2016 9:05 pm

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Re: Clickhole/Onion/ect

Postby Aquila89 » Tue Mar 29, 2016 10:18 pm

Aquila89 wrote:I was really disappointed with this article. Whenever Sean Penn's name comes up on StarWipe, they always bring up the allegations that he hit Madonna with a baseball bat and tied her to a chair. Recently, Madonna released an official statement denying that those events ever occurred. But they still want to portray him as a wifebeater, so they write:

"Yes, it’s a true moment of vindication for Penn, who will now no longer have those particular allegations clouding a reputation that is otherwise only beset by lingering qualms surrounding his volatile and “difficult” marriage to Robin Wright; public suspicion over the reasons why, exactly, his ex-fiancée Charlize Theron would suddenly break off their engagement and completely refuse to take his calls"


So, let me return to this once more. Charlize Theron recently said in an interview that he and Penn simply broke up because their relationship wasn't working out, and specifically denied that she "ghosted" him. So they still go on and insinuate that he's a wifebeater and no sane woman would want to date him. "A man widely believed to have beaten then-wife Madonna with a baseball bat" - yeah, widely believed because sensationalist gossip rags spread this rumor, which Madonna specifically and emphatically denied. But never mind, let's spread it some more.
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Re: Clickhole/Onion/ect

Postby Tesseracts » Sat Apr 16, 2016 3:58 am

VOTE FOR CLICKHOLE. This isn't satire, it's a real award, and they're really throwing it in a lake. This is important.

Clickhole is currently winning. Cracked won last year.
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Re: Clickhole/Onion/ect

Postby Tesseracts » Wed Apr 20, 2016 10:24 pm

Starwipe on James Franco.

The quote where he describes himself as a "gay cock tease" is real. I took this to mean he's bi.

The quote where he says he only sleeps with women is made up by StarWipe.

StarWipe describes him as annoying. I guess they're promoting biphobia now.

Edit: I was wrong, all quotes are real. However this doesn't mean he's not bi.
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Re: Clickhole/Onion/ect

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Wed Apr 27, 2016 8:51 am

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Tesseracts wrote:In this age of falsehoods and lies, it's comforting to know some people are genuinely idiots.
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Re: Clickhole/Onion/ect

Postby Tesseracts » Thu May 12, 2016 3:29 am

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Re: Clickhole/Onion/ect

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Sat Jun 04, 2016 12:15 am

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Re: Clickhole/Onion/ect

Postby aBagofYoughurt » Sat Jun 04, 2016 9:11 am

BROWNRECLUSE wrote:OH MY GOD MY SIDES

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Re: Clickhole/Onion/ect

Postby skooma » Wed Jun 15, 2016 12:50 am

Aaaah, Clickhole
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Re: Clickhole/Onion/ect

Postby cmsellers » Wed Jul 06, 2016 6:47 pm

This Onion article isn't very funny, and yet as a commentary on "Reagan Republicans," it's on the nose. Probably too on-the-nose, which is why I don't find it all that funny.
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Re: Clickhole/Onion/ect

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Re: Clickhole/Onion/ect

Postby Tesseracts » Sun Jul 24, 2016 7:13 pm

Buddhists believe there are two distinct types of afterlife: one where a dog chases you for eternity in a negative way, and another where a dog chases you for eternity in a positive way.
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