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Bunny Ears

Postby Irishjava » Mon Mar 05, 2018 4:53 pm

I'd been looking for a while for something to fill the Cracked-shaped hole in my heart, and, wouldn't you know it, DOB and Tom Reimann started writing for a new website, bunnyears.com

It is weird as fuck and I love it. All of the articles so far have that strange, experimental flavor of old school Cracked: DOB did "The Beginner's Guide to Regretting Buying That Turtle", there's a great one called "My Superfood Diet Has Made Me Immeasurably Powerful, And I’m Not Ready For The Responsibility", and the website intro is a wellness exercise that morphs into a satanic pact.

Also, it is published by Macaulay Culkin? That seems worth mentioning for reasons that aren't clear to me. Anyways, it is a magnificent rabbit hole and I haven't laughed this much at a new website this much since Clickhole, so check it out.
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Postby NathanLoiselle » Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:08 pm

It seems appropriate that Mucaulay Culkin would be involved in a satanic pact.
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Postby LaoWai » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:14 am

Thank you so much for this link. DOB's turtle piece is exactly the sort of humor I've been missing for a while.
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Postby Ladki96 » Tue Mar 06, 2018 1:03 pm

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Postby LaoWai » Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:26 pm

Yeah, I'm just removing that, because what the hell was I writing there? Bunny ears!
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Postby iMURDAu » Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:58 pm

There was an article about how to kick the perfect date out after a great night together that was pretty good.
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Postby NathanLoiselle » Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:26 am

I liked DOB's article on turtle ownership and the pitfalls of it. I now regret buying a turtle when I was 12.
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Postby LaoWai » Thu Mar 08, 2018 7:22 pm

https://bunnyears.com/republizen-enlightened-republicans-michael-swaim/

DOB and Swaim together on the same site? It's like, Santa apparently is real, man. He's a little late, but whatever, because he totally, totally came through on this one.

1982's No-pony-gate is totally history now, Santa. And, um, if you're doing requests still, um, Seanbaby, please?
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