by Tesseracts » Tue Jul 18, 2017 12:49 am
Pokemon Go was released a bit more than a year ago. I have a lot of stories of the positive impact this game has had on my life, here is one that happened last week. I was putting my Pokemon in a local gym, when a couple of guys stopped their car in front of me. "Are you on Team Mystic?" they asked. "Yes," I said and they both groaned. "I knew it! We can never beat Team Mystic! They're too strong!" They started crying, and both handed me their cell phones in defeat. After they left I used his phone to call the president. "Mr President, I did it. I'm the greatest Pokemon trainer ever." Trump immediately Tweeted out this news. Upon seeing this Tweet, ISIS immediately surrendered to the United States. Relatively satisfied with my accomplishments, I started to walk home to celebrate by playing more Pokemon. I was stopped by a small child with autism, who shouted "Your Pokemon skill cured my autism! Have 50 dollars!" Then his mother came out and thanked me for curing her polio so she could walk again. All of my neighbors applauded. A car pulled up next to me, and to my shock, it was the same guy who handed me his cell phone from earlier that day. He locked eyes with me and whispered, "thank you for proving to me women really are equal," then drove off crying. Overall I give this game a 10/10.