Good Luck by Basement Jaxx seems to fit the bill pretty well:
I Hope You Die by the Bloodhound Gang:
I think this deserves some kind of mention here too:
Don Williams wrote:I don't wanna hear another word.
I don't need your well thought-out advice.
Though I thank you all for being kind,
I can make mistakes myself just fine.
The Oatmeal wrote:Live life passionately and love everyone like they are family, because Jesus is always with you. Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He'd hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He'd windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee's knees. [...]
Praise Jesus, especially when it's sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
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