America, Tis of Thee

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America, Tis of Thee

Postby Matt the Czar » Wed Apr 22, 2015 2:33 am





Have I been lied to all this time!?
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Re: America, Tis of Thee

Postby NathanLoiselle » Wed Apr 22, 2015 3:25 am

Stop! I want to go home.
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Re: America, Tis of Thee

Postby Tuli » Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:18 am

That's nothing!

The Estonian national anthem:


The Finnish national anthem:


BONUS: the Livonian national anthem (though nowadays Livonia is not a country nor are there any native speakers of Livonian left).


Yep.
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Re: America, Tis of Thee

Postby ShuaiGuy » Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:39 am

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Re: America, Tis of Thee

Postby FieldMarshalFry » Thu Apr 23, 2015 3:57 pm

better? IT'S NOW A LOAD OF JINGOISTIC NONSENSE! YOUR BEER TASTES LIKE PISS! AND OUR FOOD IS BLAND AS THE MEAT WAS OF A HIGH QUALITY THAN FOUND ON THE CONTINENT SO WE DIDN'T SEED SAUCES AND SPICES TO MASK THE NASTY FLAVOUR!
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Re: America, Tis of Thee

Postby DjiboutiDan » Fri Apr 24, 2015 12:32 am

Yeah, it gets worse. Our national anthem is sung to the tune of The Anacreontic Song, an old British drinking tune.

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Re: America, Tis of Thee

Postby ShuaiGuy » Tue Apr 28, 2015 2:36 pm

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Re: America, Tis of Thee

Postby Tuli » Tue Apr 28, 2015 2:53 pm

ShuaiGuy wrote:
FieldMarshalFry wrote:better? IT'S NOW A LOAD OF JINGOISTIC NONSENSE! YOUR BEER TASTES LIKE PISS! AND OUR FOOD IS BLAND AS THE MEAT WAS OF A HIGH QUALITY THAN FOUND ON THE CONTINENT SO WE DIDN'T SEED SAUCES AND SPICES TO MASK THE NASTY FLAVOUR!


.....Didn't you guys invade other countries solely for their spices?

Also, European beer is piss-lite.


I was ready to upvote you for the first sentence but EXCUSE ME?! This coming from an American? Country where all the most popular beers have "lite" tacked on to their names?!?!?
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Re: America, Tis of Thee

Postby OhJohnNo » Tue Apr 28, 2015 3:28 pm

Tis well known that American beer is piss-weak.

As someone who does not drink alcohol, and is thus better than everyone else, I cannot say myself.

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Re: America, Tis of Thee

Postby FieldMarshalFry » Tue Apr 28, 2015 3:41 pm

ShuaiGuy wrote:
FieldMarshalFry wrote:better? IT'S NOW A LOAD OF JINGOISTIC NONSENSE! YOUR BEER TASTES LIKE PISS! AND OUR FOOD IS BLAND AS THE MEAT WAS OF A HIGH QUALITY THAN FOUND ON THE CONTINENT SO WE DIDN'T SEED SAUCES AND SPICES TO MASK THE NASTY FLAVOUR!


.....Didn't you guys invade other countries solely for their spices?

Also, European beer is piss-lite.

that's because we could flog them at massively inflated prices to the continent

as for the beer... well, Python puts it best...
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Re: America, Tis of Thee

Postby Anglerphobe » Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:42 pm

There's a common joke among British brewery workers which claims that budweiser is made my placing barrels under the urinals at pubs that serve real beer.

Also, Kernow onen hag oll!



Kernewek/Cornish:
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'Ma lel an leuv, 'ma'n kledha mas
'Ma'n golon lowen, gwir!
Tus Mytern Jams 'wra konvedhes
Pandr'yll Kernowyon sur!

Yw ornys le ha prys ankow?
'Verow Trelawny bras?
Mes ugans mil a dus Kernow
A wodhvydh oll an kas.

'Verow Trelawny bras?
'Verow Trelawny bras?
Mes ugens mil a dus Kernow
A wodhvydh oll an kas.
'Medh aga Hapten, krev ha dreus,
Gwas lowen ev a veu,
"A pe Tour Loundres Karrek Loos,
Ni a'n kergh mes a'n le."

"Ni 'dres an Tamar, tir dhe dir,
A pe 'vel Havren down,
Onan hag oll, dhe'n den eus fur;
Dhe'gan lettya 'fedh own."

'Verow Trelawny bras?
'Verow Trelawny bras?
Mes ugens mil a dus Kernow
A wodhvydh oll an kas.
"Pan wrellen dos dhe Fos Loundres,
Dhe wel a bleg dhyn ni;
Ownegyon oll, gwrewgh dos yn-mes
Dhe dus eus gwell eso'hwi!”

"Yn karhar kelmys rag ankow
Mirowgh Trelawny bras!
Mes ugans mil a dus Kernow
A wodhvydh oll an kas."

'Verow Trelawny bras?
'Verow Trelawny bras?
Mes ugens mil a dus Kernow
A wodhvydh oll an kas.


English:
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A good sword and a trusty hand!
A merry heart and true!
King James's men shall understand
What Cornish lads can do!
And have they fixed the where and when?
And shall Trelawny die?
Here's twenty thousand Cornish men
Will know the reason why!



And shall Trelawny live?
And shall Trelawny die?
Here's twenty thousand Cornish men
Will know the reason why!
Out spake their Captain brave and bold:
A merry wight was he:
Though London Tower were Michael's hold,
We'll set Trelawny free!
'We'll cross the Tamar, land to land:
The Severn is no stay:
With "one and all," and hand in hand;
And who shall bid us nay?



And shall Trelawny live?
And shall Trelawny die?
Here's twenty thousand Cornish men
Will know the reason why!
And when we come to London Wall,
A pleasant sight to view,
Come forth! come forth! ye cowards all:
Here's men as good as you.
'Trelawny he's in keep and hold;
Trelawny he may die:
Here's twenty thousand Cornish bold
Will know the reason why



And shall Trelawny live?
And shall Trelawny die?
Here's twenty thousand Cornish men
Will know the reason why!


Yeah, even our patriotism is adorably pathetic.
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