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"Operation Prepare Your Anus is considered to have been the most thoughtfully planned and masterfully executed humanitarian intervention in American history."-DTanza, alternatehistory.com
Now as a very moral person, I would never sell a pot brownie to a toddler. I.. I would just GIVE it to them.- CMSellers.
better? IT'S NOW A LOAD OF JINGOISTIC NONSENSE! YOUR BEER TASTES LIKE PISS! AND OUR FOOD IS BLAND AS THE MEAT WAS OF A HIGH QUALITY THAN FOUND ON THE CONTINENT SO WE DIDN'T SEED SAUCES AND SPICES TO MASK THE NASTY FLAVOUR!
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Supreme Commander of the Imperial Royal Cracked Army (also The Comments Section Militia), currently commanding the retake of the Troll Mines of 4chan in World Internet War 1, direct superior to Major. General Obvious, General Ignorance and General Knowledge.
FieldMarshalFry wrote:better? IT'S NOW A LOAD OF JINGOISTIC NONSENSE! YOUR BEER TASTES LIKE PISS! AND OUR FOOD IS BLAND AS THE MEAT WAS OF A HIGH QUALITY THAN FOUND ON THE CONTINENT SO WE DIDN'T SEED SAUCES AND SPICES TO MASK THE NASTY FLAVOUR!
.....Didn't you guys invade other countries solely for their spices?
Also, European beer is piss-lite.
I was ready to upvote you for the first sentence but EXCUSE ME?! This coming from an American? Country where all the most popular beers have "lite" tacked on to their names?!?!?
FieldMarshalFry wrote:better? IT'S NOW A LOAD OF JINGOISTIC NONSENSE! YOUR BEER TASTES LIKE PISS! AND OUR FOOD IS BLAND AS THE MEAT WAS OF A HIGH QUALITY THAN FOUND ON THE CONTINENT SO WE DIDN'T SEED SAUCES AND SPICES TO MASK THE NASTY FLAVOUR!
.....Didn't you guys invade other countries solely for their spices?
Also, European beer is piss-lite.
that's because we could flog them at massively inflated prices to the continent
as for the beer... well, Python puts it best...
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Supreme Commander of the Imperial Royal Cracked Army (also The Comments Section Militia), currently commanding the retake of the Troll Mines of 4chan in World Internet War 1, direct superior to Major. General Obvious, General Ignorance and General Knowledge.
There's a common joke among British brewery workers which claims that budweiser is made my placing barrels under the urinals at pubs that serve real beer.
'Ma lel an leuv, 'ma'n kledha mas 'Ma'n golon lowen, gwir! Tus Mytern Jams 'wra konvedhes Pandr'yll Kernowyon sur!
Yw ornys le ha prys ankow? 'Verow Trelawny bras? Mes ugans mil a dus Kernow A wodhvydh oll an kas.
'Verow Trelawny bras? 'Verow Trelawny bras? Mes ugens mil a dus Kernow A wodhvydh oll an kas. 'Medh aga Hapten, krev ha dreus, Gwas lowen ev a veu, "A pe Tour Loundres Karrek Loos, Ni a'n kergh mes a'n le."
"Ni 'dres an Tamar, tir dhe dir, A pe 'vel Havren down, Onan hag oll, dhe'n den eus fur; Dhe'gan lettya 'fedh own."
'Verow Trelawny bras? 'Verow Trelawny bras? Mes ugens mil a dus Kernow A wodhvydh oll an kas. "Pan wrellen dos dhe Fos Loundres, Dhe wel a bleg dhyn ni; Ownegyon oll, gwrewgh dos yn-mes Dhe dus eus gwell eso'hwi!”
"Yn karhar kelmys rag ankow Mirowgh Trelawny bras! Mes ugans mil a dus Kernow A wodhvydh oll an kas."
'Verow Trelawny bras? 'Verow Trelawny bras? Mes ugens mil a dus Kernow A wodhvydh oll an kas.
A good sword and a trusty hand! A merry heart and true! King James's men shall understand What Cornish lads can do! And have they fixed the where and when? And shall Trelawny die? Here's twenty thousand Cornish men Will know the reason why!
And shall Trelawny live? And shall Trelawny die? Here's twenty thousand Cornish men Will know the reason why! Out spake their Captain brave and bold: A merry wight was he: Though London Tower were Michael's hold, We'll set Trelawny free! 'We'll cross the Tamar, land to land: The Severn is no stay: With "one and all," and hand in hand; And who shall bid us nay?
And shall Trelawny live? And shall Trelawny die? Here's twenty thousand Cornish men Will know the reason why! And when we come to London Wall, A pleasant sight to view, Come forth! come forth! ye cowards all: Here's men as good as you. 'Trelawny he's in keep and hold; Trelawny he may die: Here's twenty thousand Cornish bold Will know the reason why
And shall Trelawny live? And shall Trelawny die? Here's twenty thousand Cornish men Will know the reason why!
Yeah, even our patriotism is adorably pathetic.
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"Tusser, they tell me, when thou wert alive, Thou, teaching thrift, thyselfe couldst never thrive. So, like the whetstone, many men are wont To sharpen others, when themselves are blunt."
Anyone who has any kind of opinion fucking disgusts me.