by iMURDAu » Thu Nov 07, 2013 2:06 am
So while searching and not being successful in finding the new Guilty Simpson & Small Professor album for illegal download 'sup NSA eat my neon green snotballs I happened upon the new Eminem release. I actually forgot it was coming out. What I found blew my mind and sunk any hope I had for the future of mankind. No it has nothing to do with the music. People are actually requesting the clean/edited version be uploaded. The #2 music file on the site is the edited version of the new Eminem. Its fucking edited. Who are these people that seek out hardcore rap that comes pre-censored? Do they watch porn that only features fully clothed people not touching each other? Do they watch the entire 7 movie saga of Saw in 15 minutes because they just love the horror genre but can't stand blood? What in the giant dry fuck. If you're 12 and your parents don't want you to hear curse words then listen to different music.
“This is going to become a bad meme,” Todd observed.