Pan (2015)

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Pan (2015)

Postby Dr. Ambiguous » Wed Oct 21, 2015 10:19 am

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Oh man, goddamn. I fucking hated this movie. I had no interest in seeing this one at all, but a friend dragged me to it. So I decided to be a good friend and watch it anyway, and man, I was not expecting a good movie, but I didn't expect it to be this godawful. The movie serves as a prequel to the Peter Man story every knows and loves. That's a lie actually, I don't love Peter Pan, but the prequel part is true. I could tell you the story, but you can just click the IMDb link to read it instead, cause I don't give enough of a shit about this movie to tell you, I just want to tell you how much I hate it. I hate the story, I hate the characters, I hate the acting. I remain uninvested in everyone, I don't care for anyone, nor can I root for anybody. I want to see everyone in this film die horribly, but I know that won't happen because it's a kids movie, so that's why I watch horror movies instead. At least this movie bombed like Hiroshima.
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