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The Twenty-Six Days of TCS-mas
By Marcuse | 27th December, 2014 | 11:51 pm | Marcuse's Panopticon

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The Twenty Six Days of TCS-mas

On the first day of TCS-mas, TCS gave to me:

One Sith among some trees

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On the second day of TCS-mas, TCS gave to me:

Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.

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On the third day of TCS-mas, TCS gave to me:

Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.

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On the fourth day of TCS-mas, TCS gave to me:

Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.

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On the fifth day of TCS-mas, TCS gave to me:

Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.

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On the sixth day of TCS-mas, TCS gave to me:

Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.

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On the seventh day of TCS-mas, TCS gave to me:

Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.

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On the eighth day of TCS-mas, TCS sent to me:

Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.

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On the ninth day of TCS-mas, TCS gave to me:

Nine new members,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.

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On the tenth day of TCS-mas, TCS gave to me:

Ten venereal diseases,
Nine new members,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.

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On the eleventh day of TCS-mas, TCS sent to me:

Eleven flame wars,
Ten venereal diseases,
Nine new members,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.

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On the twelfth day of TCS-mas, TCS gave to me:

Twelve random comics,
Eleven flame wars,
Ten venereal diseases,
Nine new members,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.

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On the thirteenth day of TCS-mas, TCS gave to me:

Thirteen messed up song covers,
Twelve random comics,
Eleven flame wars,
Ten venereal diseases,
Nine new members,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.



On the fourteenth day of TCS-mas, TCS gave to me:

Fourteen Avatar changes,
Thirteen messed up song covers,
Twelve random comics,
Eleven flame wars,
Ten venereal diseases,
Nine new members,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.

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On the fifteenth day of TCS-mas, TCS gave to me:

Fifteen max user connections,
Fourteen Avatar changes,
Thirteen messed up song covers,
Twelve random comics,
Eleven flame wars,
Ten venereal diseases,
Nine new members,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.

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On the sixteenth day of TCs-mas, TCS gave to me:

Sixteen combo breakers,
Fifteen max user connections,
Fourteen Avatar changes,
Thirteen messed up song covers,
Twelve random comics,
Eleven flame wars,
Ten venereal diseases,
Nine new members,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.

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On the seventeenth day of TCS-mas, TCS gave to me:

Seventeen Mafia vendettas,
Sixteen combo breakers,
Fifteen max user connections,
Fourteen Avatar changes,
Thirteen messed up song covers,
Twelve random comics,
Eleven flame wars,
Ten venereal diseases,
Nine new members,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.

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On the eighteenth day of TCS-mas, TCS gave to me:

Eighteen double posts,
Seventeen Mafia vendettas,
Sixteen combo breakers,
Fifteen max user connections,
Fourteen Avatar changes,
Thirteen messed up song covers,
Twelve random comics,
Eleven flame wars,
Ten venereal diseases,
Nine new members,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.

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On the nineteenth day of TCS-mas, TCS gave to me:

Nineteen derailed discussions,
Eighteen double posts,
Seventeen Mafia vendettas,
Sixteen combo breakers,
Fifteen max user connections,
Fourteen Avatar changes,
Thirteen messed up song covers,
Twelve random comics,
Eleven flame wars,
Ten venereal diseases,
Nine new members,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.

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On the twentieth day of TCS-mas, TC-+=S Gaveeee kfjbadwfbadjh

Two alternate timelines,
Nineteen derailed discussions,
Eighteen double posts,
Seventeen Mafia vendettas,
Sixteen combo breakers,
Fifteen max user connections,
Fourteen Avatar changes,
Thirteen messed up song covers,
Twelve random comics,
Eleven flame wars,
Ten venereal diseases,
Nine new members,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.

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On the twenty-first day of TCS-mas, TCS gave to me:

Twenty-one Retro-orbital Chaos Compressors,
Two alternate timelines,
Nineteen derailed discussions,
Eighteen double posts,
Seventeen Mafia vendettas,
Sixteen combo breakers,
Fifteen max user connections,
Fourteen Avatar changes,
Thirteen messed up song covers,
Twelve random comics,
Eleven flame wars,
Ten venereal diseases,
Nine new members,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.

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On the twenty-second day of TCS-mas, TCS gave to me:

Twenty-two sonic screwdrivers,
Twenty-one Retro-orbital Chaos Compressors,
Two alternate timelines,
Nineteen derailed discussions,
Eighteen double posts,
Seventeen Mafia vendettas,
Sixteen combo breakers,
Fifteen max user connections,
Fourteen Avatar changes,
Thirteen messed up song covers,
Twelve random comics,
Eleven flame wars,
Ten venereal diseases,
Nine new members,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.

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On the twenty-third day of TCS-mas, TCS gave to me:

Twenty-three Hasidic maulings,
Twenty-two sonic screwdrivers,
Twenty-one Retro-orbital Chaos Compressors,
Two alternate timelines,
Nineteen derailed discussions,
Eighteen double posts,
Seventeen Mafia vendettas,
Sixteen combo breakers,
Fifteen max user connections,
Fourteen Avatar changes,
Thirteen messed up song covers,
Twelve random comics,
Eleven flame wars,
Ten venereal diseases,
Nine new members,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.

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On the twenty-fourth day of TCS-mas, TCS gave to me:

Two dozen toads in tutus going toe to toe to a Toto tune,
Twenty-three Hasidic maulings,
Twenty-two sonic screwdrivers,
Twenty-one Retro-orbital Chaos Compressors,
Two alternate timelines,
Nineteen derailed discussions,
Eighteen double posts,
Seventeen Mafia vendettas,
Sixteen combo breakers,
Fifteen max user connections,
Fourteen Avatar changes,
Thirteen messed up song covers,
Twelve random comics,
Eleven flame wars,
Ten venereal diseases,
Nine new members,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.

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On the twenty-fifth day of TCS-mas, TCS gave to me:

Twenty-five Baidu [Spider] bots watching you
Two dozen toads in tutus going toe to toe to a Toto tune,
Twenty-three Hasidic maulings,
Twenty-two sonic screwdrivers,
Twenty-one Retro-orbital Chaos Compressors,
Two alternate timelines,
Nineteen derailed discussions,
Eighteen double posts,
Seventeen Mafia vendettas,
Sixteen combo breakers,
Fifteen max user connections,
Fourteen Avatar changes,
Thirteen messed up song covers,
Twelve random comics,
Eleven flame wars,
Ten venereal diseases,
Nine new members,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.

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On the twenty-sixth day of TCSmas, TCS gave to me:

Twenty-six neverending jokes
Twenty-five Baidu [Spider] bots watching you
Two dozen toads in tutus going toe to toe to a Toto tune,
Twenty-three Hasidic maulings,
Twenty-two sonic screwdrivers,
Twenty-one Retro-orbital Chaos Compressors,
Two alternate timelines,
Nineteen derailed discussions,
Eighteen double posts,
Seventeen Mafia vendettas,
Sixteen combo breakers,
Fifteen max user connections,
Fourteen Avatar changes,
Thirteen messed up song covers,
Twelve random comics,
Eleven flame wars,
Ten venereal diseases,
Nine new members,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.

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